Purple Mountain Majesty reviews

I love love love this one. For me, I had more focus at work, and I am in a GOOD mood. I don't smoke myself stupid, just a few puffs to give me a real nice buzz, but still be a fully functional adult. It is not going to get you trashed. It will, however give you a delightful buzz and good focus and concentration. With a general euphoric feeling. I caught myself several times, just dancing in my chair at work, (not crazy or any thing, just some shoulder shaking) 😆 I had to turn on pandora so I didn't look like a freek.. all in all, it is my favorite. It is not going to get you trashed. But it is delightful!

Huge body high, tingly feeling. This stuff is ok it’s not great. I have anxiety and panic disorders with PTSD on top of that. This is not a good strain if you get panic attacks.

I’m on medications for Anxiety, depression, and ADHD— so if anyone else is this might be helpful. I just smoked this strain and am currently high from it, so I’ll explain how I feel right now: I have some tingles, but not too much to where it triggers my anxiety, some indica strains cause those BLAH feelings; however, I feel great. My head feels relaxed, but a tad heavy at the same time. I honestly feel like I could get stuff done right now, I don’t know if it’s the weed, ADHD meds, or a combination of both; however, I didn’t feel as productive before smoking and I do think this strain has added a little ✨spice✨ of motivation. I also feel goofy, that’s a good sign. Feeling laugh-y is a pretty enjoyable thing for me, especially when I’m on my own smoking— I go on a wild mental adventure, pretty epic. Music is a 🪄VIBE right now too, I feel immersed within the music. Petting my fuzzy cat also sounds fun, laying on the ground and vibing out with a cat and music sounds very enjoyable right now—especially ⭐️Pink Floyd⭐️ I have homework to do later, but I feel confident that I won’t be too tired afterwards or during to get it done👩🏻‍💻⚡️ I feel like also being able to write a long review while mega stoned shows a lot of ✨fabulous✨ productive vibes. Overall, how I would describe this strain is: - Very 🌊calming and relaxing🌊, but doesn’t make you a couch potato - mentally productive; feel creative and ready to get ✨s**t✨ done - a mental and physical high; some tingly feelings, but not uncomfortable. ✨Tis a vibe✨ If you smoke this it’s the perfect high for chilling at home by yourself or with a few friends, writing a book about the universe, and petting a cat. Happy trails!! 🌈 🍃 💨

A cross of Blueberry Muffin & Trainwreck this live resin by Calypso comes in at 81.15% THCA. Blueberry is the clear flavor winner here, but also oddly has the taste that's in a lot of purple strains in it. The effects are I would say indica leaning, it gives me both a head and body buzz which is surprising due to my tolerance. The effects are incredible for anxiety and nerve pain, this strains definitely potent and memorable for me.

Just picked this up today. This is one of the SMOOTHEST vape strains I've ever tried. The weather has been killing me lately. The constant back and forth between constant rain and insane heat have thrown my fibromyalgia and degenerative disc disease into "Punisher" mode. The pain has been insanely bad. I got a 1gram cart, and took two puffs. For the first time in weeks, I don't feel like the universe is trying to break me in half to get to my crunchy center. I can literally HEAR the vertebrae in my neck and upper back relaxing. It sounds like popcorn. Lol! I put away the dishes and started on Mount Laundry. I'm even thinking about pulling out my coloring books and art pens and doing some coloring in between loads of wash! I haven't been so relaxed in ages and the pain is soooo much better. As for the flavor and draw, I did get a hint of blueberry but it is also very earthy and has a smoky wood flavor that is very soothing. I took two good tokes and not even a tickle of a cough and NO DRYMOUTH!!! That's a huge plus for me because some strains really irritate my throat which is already damaged from GERD. If I could use this permanently, I would! I will definitely get this any time it's available!!

Purple Mountain Majesty... not too bad. Although it is a hybrid I would definitely say it is an indica dominant stain. It relaxed me at bedtime. But I did notice that it's enough of a hybrid that my brain wouldn't shut off for me to fall asleep anytime soon. Which caused me to smoke even more... hoping for a more sedated result? 😆 I also noticed that this sh*t will not stay lit. I had to relight both the doobie and the bowl each time I took a hit.

If you’ve ever spilt a gallon of grape kool aid, that is what this strain smells like. As if purple had a smell. Great to vape and dab Calypso got this one down. Mellow high with heavy body euphoria. Not a couch locker but I ain’t sayin your gonna get things done. Would Deff purchase again.

This pretty much put me into the couch. Very relaxed. Not my favorite because I do prefer sativa. But if you need to chill than this one is good for you.