Runtz reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Runtz.
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If God could pick a nug to smoke it would be Runtz! Look I am 45 been smoking the best shit for 27 years and Runtz is on my top 3. Get Some!! The taste, high and aroma is second to none.
Incredible stuff. Laughed at nothing for two straight hours and went back in time to 1994. Felt it head to toe. Tastes pretty good too.
O Runtz, my sweet, my lovely flower,
I love the way you smell and taste,
Your buds so frosty, like a winter shower,
A sight to make my heart elate.
Your smoke is smooth, and oh so potent,
It fills my lungs with joy and bliss,
I feel my troubles melting like the potent,
The sweet relief that I so miss.
Your high is like a warm embrace,
It wraps me up and makes me feel,
So safe and loved, and not a trace,
Of stress or worry, I can feel.
O Runtz, my sweet, my lovely flower,
I love you more than words can say,
You are the best thing that has ever flowered,
In all my days, I love you, Runtz.
RUNTZ is by far, out of the 500 or so different strains I've tried THE BEST. I'm used to taking gravity bong rips because of tolerance,. Not RUNTZ, only one hits from the batty is all anyone would ever need to enter a new dimension. And best of all my tolerance for this Strain never weakens. Don't pass RUNTZ up.
Holy Bazinga Bing Bong Burger that shit had me swayin like a bobble head I felt like I was playing poker with a pack of dogs and they blew me up like Oppenheimer I took a walk thru my neighborhood and wondered into a sewer to find the teenage mutant ninja turtles and that post smoke shower with my speaker had me singing like I was in the lineup for Coachella. This matched with scrolling thru old videos on my camera roll felt like I was witnessing one feature length masterpiece after the other and once all that was over my high ass crawling into my bed gave me the same satisfaction as if I had just ran a 5k and came in first place 🥇
December 1, 2019
I’m sensitive to most indicas but this is different. The depression is gone and I can still function very well. I think I found my new favorite strain.
Out of my 15 years of smoking and trying new strains, this is still and will always be my favorite. Best high I have ever had from any strain! It feels just so unique and much more pleasant than any other strain of weed. VERY POTENT STRAIN!
This strain is comforting. I deal with a lot of PTSD and anxiety and Runtz has been my go to strain for the last few months. It’s slightly energizing but also relaxing. 10/10 would recommend if you like hybrids.