Satori reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Satori.
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I had been wanting this strain for a long time so I had built so much hype before trying it & I was let down. I got Satori half gram shatter by Firebrand, it doesn't do anything for me. Some other reviewers commented on the lack of buzz Satori has.
I did not experience this blissful feeling people kept describing, if anything I felt sad I've been after this strain for almost a year & it barely took care of my nausea.
An hour after smoking I'd feel slight depression.
I made sure to smoke all of it before reviewing this strain.
I love this strain. Great potency. The taste is awesome. The aroma is pungent, sweet, and fruity with a hint of citrus. The high is definitely a creeper but that doesn't really detract from the experience in my opinion. It's sociable and functional, energetic and creative with a slight body effect. Definitely a great daytime smoke. The duration typically lasts 3-4 hours.
Just tried it and I was not disappointed it is slowly becoming one my top 10 favorite strains
Awesome strain. Comes on mellow but before you realize it you are smiling and as happy as ever.
Very nice, soft and effective start vaping.
Good help with anxiety and stress, but duration a bit lacking.
The Satori i had was visually very sativa, even leaning more towards a *larfy* appearance. It had dense coat of trichomes that left a fine dust along the walls of my grinder. It's aroma was very sweet and seemed specifically honey like to me.
It was a bit difficult to burn. It was like trying to burn a log with a match, and this is with it ground up. The initial effect is unremarkable. It took a few minutes for it to creep up on me with a real heady, brain filling high. Exciting and euphoric but not particularlyong lasting. It was a fun smoke, not sure I would seek it out though.
April 12, 2015
Disappointing, and it's the grower's fault. The pack was about 15% light -- not surprising because the buds were too dry. I'm sure the weight was honest and true when originally prepared for retail but the packaging was just a thin, mini ziplock-style bag stapled to a business card. Even worse, there was too much stem with the bud.
The cannabis was unremarkable, but an accurate assessment is impossible with the poor quality of the product. I may try this strain again down the road but I will not purchase it if marked by the grower in question, who will remain nameless.
November 16, 2015
I love this place soo much!!!!