Swamp Thing reviews

1g pre-roll by Patriot Care and sold by Triple M dispensary. Split by 2 people who are moderate to heavy smokers. I've been thinking in my head for 15-30 minutes and have thought of 100 different ways to describe this strain and gotten distracted 99 times. My thoughts definitely aren't clear, but are coming in rapid fire. I bought this strain to ease back pain after a 30-hr road trip and to help my usual anxiety and depression. I definitely don't feel anxious or depressed right now so I'd say it works for that. I can still feel some aches and pains but definitely an improvement. I think if I just keep typing the thoughts in my head will be the best way to describe this strain but that might just be because I'm super high right now. I'm even thinking of whether or not to keep writing this review this way but I think thats best way because I definitely don't have clear thoughts right now. definitely don't drive or have to do anything important. I had to move my wife's car so her mom could back out of the driveway and that not an easy experience. this was on a quiet culdsac with no other cars or pedestrians around and it was still not easy. Absolutely do not drive like this. I still don't know if people will enjoy reading a review like this or am I just thinking this because I'm really stoned. Now I really wish Leafly would let people comment on reviews. or rate reviews like a reddit thread. I still (hold on I got distracted again having a 5 minute conversation with my father in law about hockey and how it's weird that final 4 teams this year were all from the south and hockey's more of a northern thing) think this is the most honest way to describe the true experience of this strain. even if you don't like this I hope you still find it helpful and atleast describes this experience as very enjoyable experience and made me happy.

not quite top shelf but good strain if you're on a budget it knocks you out but it has a hint of anxiousness in the high so if you have bad anxiety stay away 55 a 1/4 best indica for this price point

Absolutely phenomenal 50/50 hybrid strain. Very clear headed high with a nice body high the feels like you’re being warmly enveloped. Great for starting the day, I smoked it out of a chillum after popping out of bed. Definitely one of my faves. And who doesn’t love a Triangle Kush strain?

Strong finish.

This is a heavy hitter strain. I wouldn’t recommend for beginners. If you’re looking for a Indica that will hit you hard, this is the strain for you.

Taste is nutty and earthy, very smooth!! The high is very relaxing whole body high. Slow burning too!

Doc & Yeti’s Stony and relaxing. My nerve pain took a back seat and I could chill through the rest of my day with a hit or two here and there. A full bowl session sends me to sleep.

Good High. Not too bad for average smoker. Chemical taste not bad or to strong. Helps with anxiety and depression. Grinds into powder very sensitive and moist plus sticky. Calming and makes you very talkative.