The Don Mega

I do not leave many reviews on bud. Because I am 50 years old and I've smoked with Jack H. (author of the emperor wears no clothes, one of the original Mississippi patients and was an avid pot activist) back in 1992 at the hemp festival in Lawrence Kansas and from 1984 through present have smoked so many different types of flower, hash, cannabutter etc. that I couldn't even begin to tell you where on the list of flower this belongs at. But I'm comfortable putting it in the top ten for sure. The taste is like nothing I've ever had before. Not only do you get that feeling that you're tasting something new and special. But you also after it finally creeps up on you realize that you're experiencing something very different and new as well. The high is amazing and yet somehow even with the head and very chill body high. You can remain perfectly content and yet very in control. For lifetime smokers like myself. It's a very new and welcome combination of genes. If I could find out exactly who and where and what this super secret squirrel bud came from and which beauties made love to spawn this top shelf strain. I'd buy up a doomsday size bag of seeds and tell everyone I'm going to start going to NA/AA just so I can hoard it for my greedy little pothead self. Don't trip we'll save the wannabes for the rookies. And I don't apologize for my expert like ego. But I've earned that shit. So take away from it what you will. But make sure you do at least take some of this Don Mega home with you as well. You won't regret it. Matter of fact because of the novel like review. I'd say probably even my top 5. Not bad outta umpteenth thousands of strains under my belt. Yeah I'm definitely throwing my last few remaining brain cells a curve ball with this one. And just so you know. You keep growing bud like this. I'll never see the wrong side of the door at any of those quitter's meetings! 😁

I would like to see your face when you take the first hit lol Funky is an understatement and the only thing I can compare my shock too was Lilac Diesal the first time I smoked it. Just so different but really good. Garlic and funk but easy to smoke. Almost a vinegar taste at times. The high is indica typical and very good for pain and sleep. It's not easy to find and grab it if you can.

I only smoke high THC strains and as of late I’ve been smoking nearly daily. I picked up a 1 g pre roll from Patriot Care in Lowell MA. This is a multidimensional body and brain high that took a while until it kicked in...or more accurately - punched in. Uplifting!