The Guice

Definitely some of the best genetics available in Maryland’s medical scene the best is grown by Curio by far. Sunmed and harvests Guice don’t even come close although obviously curio has had some bad batches too EVERY grower has some bad batches sometimes it’s to be expected however I have had many amazing batches grown by curio and I noticed this is one of those few strains out there that in general it’s average terpene content is always higher than most strain. The genetics are truly excellent because no matter what this plant loves to pump out lots of terpenes. I generally always see it around 2 percent or higher! HOWEVER this is the only reason I’m writing this on this Leafly page for the Guice they are claiming the dominant terpene is Caryophyllene and I see no terpinolene mentioned and the Guice is DEFINITELY a terpinolene dominant strain in most batches I see almost a close 1 to 1 ratio of terpinolene and Myrcene always being the top two and in most of those cases terpinolene being the more dominant one. So this is definitely a terpinolene strain! An extremely balanced hybrid initially definitely leaning towards the Sativa side of things! When grown and processed right truly an amazing strain that really stands out from others. It’s so freaking delicious and oh yes this plant also loves foxtailing all Guice Buids have that pyramidy foxtail structure where the buds are thick at the base and thin out at the top i used to think that trait came from gorilla glue because there are several gorilla glue crosses I’ve seen other than Guice that have that same bud structure one of my ultimate favorites being NOM NOM I’m so shocked we don’t see more nom nom or hear about it because that’s also one of my favorite strains in Maryland it has SOOO MUCH potential unfortunately only harvest has that cut and they don’t grow that well if curio or verano had a cut of nom nom I swear it would be one of their top selling and most demanded strains! Anyways try the Guice if you can and if you don’t like it most likely you got a bad batch that’s all. Those of you who try a strain and come on Leafly and leave a bad review immediately saying that strain sucks your fucking retarded so please don’t ever post anything if that’s you because way too many idiots think theyre cannabis experts and spread false information and encourage others to be fucking retarded too. What you idiots who do that need to realize is I could go buy some Girl Scout cookies grown by h.m.s today and I may try it and think fuck this sucks horrible weed however I could go buy the same strain from the same grower weeks later and think oh my god that’s the best strain I’ve ever tried. You all need to realize that A.) there are good and bad batches of all strains. B.) just because your dispensary sells you some bud labeled as Girl Scout cookies DOES NOT mean it’s actually really the Girl Scout Cookies strain. So don’t leave a review saying you don’t like a strain until you get to a point you first know for a fact you have that actual strain and the genetics are on point and on top of that your sure you actually tried a well grown and processed batch of it. Perfect example I said I don’t like harvests flower they don’t grow and process well so even though they have great genetics they don’t have great weed. I know harvest and curio both have a real cut of the Guice because the structure AND terpene profiles are extremely similar However when I try Guice from harvest I think wow this is some mediocre shit nothing special at all about this Guice and at times it straight up sucks so someone could try Guice from harvest and surely they’d come on here saying it’s a horrible strain don’t buy it people not realizing how fucking wrong they are because thAt same motherfucker could have bought it from curio instead when they have a particularly good batch out which is often and they would come on here and instead of saying Guice sucks they’d say OH MY GOD THE GUICE IS AMAZING BEST STRAIN EVER, be aware fellow humans be aware Sam Afgan the Medicine Man from Maryland has spoken.

So happy with this choice today. It was a last minute grab and for the price, I was pleasantly surprised! I smoked with my husband and we both became talkative and happy, had so much fun. I can see this being a good one for cleaning the house or just leaning in with a friend to watch a movie. Definitely one of the better strains I've smoked.

Great day time pick me up. Great for social, not the best for staying focused on work