Trainwreck reviews

Daykiller. Not good for PTSD. It’s too dissociating. Acted as an appetite suppressant for me. No sign of the munchies anywhere. I wasn’t paranoid but I found myself very self critical and hyper aware. I could see this being “the artist strain”. If you are looking to paint the train wreck that is your subconscious smoke this first.

had me doing yoga... I don't do yoga

It's like I've been gifted the Polar Express and I am on my way to the north pole to be given more Trainwreck by santa. My uncontrollable laughter powers the train, but I know the train will never derail so I can be content and relaxed, not knowing how long this journey will take and not one care about it. Shrek is here and he's making soup for everyone. He says something foolish and is embarrassed by his flatulence. Mel Gibson flies next to the train in a helicopter, and after capturing our attention, he uses a megaphone to declare that Epstein didn't kill himself and we all nod knowingly, still content with realising that we have no control, Shrek is making soup and eventually we will get to where we're going.

Wow...wow wow wow! This might as well be the sleeper agent of weed cause, because if you're not ready for what Trainwreck has to offer then you're in for a ride! This strain is the equivalent to drinking 12 shots of moonshine then remembering you haven't eaten for the past two days. I say 12 specifically, because thats about how long the first effects of this strain last. It feels like that sweet good tasting weed that gives you wet dreams. Then after 12 minutes pass by, your once beloved flower soulmate sneaks up behind you and smacks you with a frying pan; like you just got killed by that one 8 year old sqeaker in PUBG. You would love to be infuriated by this betrayal, but you can't be mad while your plastered to your chair or floor while a Hiroshima sized bomb of euphoria covers you brain in crystalized goodness. You might as well be lost in New York, because you're gonna feel like buddy the Elf after trying mail room coffee. After a hit like that you think you would wanna stay away from it, but float like a butterfly and sting like a bee you'll just take a couple more hits till your more banged up than Bambi's mom after field dressing. If it wasn't already then this strain will quickly become your favorite. Killing any migraine you could ever have and soothing all your aches. Then you'll just have to learn to savor this strain next time you find it.

I not only look like a train wreck being a nurse throughout a pandemic but now I can feel like one too! 5 stars. Will smoke again.

The version I had was Sweet Trainwreck Auto from Sweet Seeds. After being somewhat looked over for a year and a half I visited this strain again. It had been sitting on a shelf curing in a Mason jar. The smell is that of Iced Tea and Lemonade (aka an Arnold Palmer). As such it paired nicely with a few Long Island's. After a couple rips from the bong my head started reeling. It's very cerebral and less body buzz. It will really mess with your vision/give you visions. Under her influence I've 1) seen the line in my no line bifocals, 2) had my glasses turn into 10x binoculars where everything seemed super close up, and 3) witnessed the soul of a deceased squirrel. More on the squirrel... while suffering a major case of the gigs, my son starts watching YouTube videos for extreme mouse traps. one redneck version utilized a shotgun. A squirrel takes the bait and activates the mouse trap and is shot by the shotgun. The whole thing is shot in slow motion. . Severals later, you can see a semi transparent object float from just above the squirrel up to the top of the image. I was convinced I just saw proof of the after life and the squirrel's soul rising to the heavens. The next day I revisited the video. It was just part of the mechanism for the trap, a piece of screen. Henceforth, Trainwreck has been nicknamed "Squirrel Soul" in our house.

Just recently started experimenting with different strains after a 6 year hiatus. Why? Too risky for an anxiety attack. But with this bleak, bleary world we all now live in... fukkit.... thought I'd take my chances. Out of 30 strains I've tried so far... Tangie and Trainwreck are tied for my #1 most valued and relief dispensing strains.

Trainwreck has been a mainstay for me for about 3-4 years. As a 100% Sativa, it gives a turbo boost to your creativity with a strong head impact. In my experience, if you respect the power of this strain and try to hit the sweet spot, you will feel and energetic, talkative sensation. If you powersmoke or condense this strain in to hash, it will put you in to an internalistic stupor somewhere between awake and asleep. I highly recommend Trainwreck for video gaming and sexual activity. Also - I've notice that my dream activity goes way down while smoking this strain.