Trophy Wife reviews

Trophy Wife from phat panda hits haaaaaaaaaard. Piney. Couch locked.

this shit smells and tastes like passionfruit / tropical fruit!! soo good

My joint pain melts away at the same time as the noise in my head. I'm able to think clearly and move around while still feeling relaxed. I don't feel altered like I do with some other strains but more like I'm able to fully be myself without the brain fog. As a recovering alcoholic this strain is ticking all the boxes for me. The only major draw is that I do not like the taste as it just tastes like sweet dirt to me, which is wayyyyy better than some ass tasting bud.

Not to be too crass but they should rename this strain “Horny Wife” haha. I’ve been smoking it for a few days and every time it’s got me sending long explicit texts to my partner working the late shift haha. Besides that, it’s a strong strain that’s given me pretty good anxiety relief, good mood and pretty giggly. This is going to be in my rotation for a while. I highly recommend it.

The best strain to date I’ve tried. Super heavy, all around high. Definitely recommended.

I love this brand more than any other..I live in parkland and its nowhere. I used to buy half oz or 8th at 30 thc. I looked here in desperation...I have no car. Help .....anyone know anywhere? Checked both zips, gallery, clear choice. Ty for taking time to read. Peace.

Got the CBD heavy strain and it's the best thing for the pain in my shoulder. After a long of work it helps me get the rest of my house chores done before I snuggle up for bed. I'm just not a fan of the flavor lol little to skunky for me but I like the effects.

Relaxing but no couch lock. Face tingling. No anxiety right now and that’s rare.