Vortex reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Vortex.
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Vortex is an award winning strain that is mainly sativa dominant S/I: 80/20. The bud used in this review was purchased at HPRC. A local dispensary serving local humboldt residents with an indoor all-organic alternative medicine.
This bud stanks!!! The smell is a huge highlight for this bud. The very dense aroma of a mango/lime/lemonade blend meets you as you prepare to first smell it. The buds are beautifully sprinkled with a generous distribution of orange hairs and snow white tricomes. People have reported that this is their favourite tasting medicine out there, and I agree that it is top notch. The smell translates to the taste of herbs/mango/lemonade. The intake is smooth, but does have a bit of push-back, assumedly, as a result of the very pungent smells. One of the best and, i suppose, rarest buds I have come across.
July 17, 2016
Walked into my first ever dispensary the other day and said "I need something that will wake me up." the cashier recommend Vortex to me, and she couldn't have been more right. Very uplifting and energetic high, that makes you feel happy and ready to take on your day. Vortex quickly has become one of my favorite strains
One of my favorite strains of all time. Once the words baby poo are mentioned, the smell can't be described as anything else lol. No ceiling, great taste. As with every strain the quality can very from grower to grower. If you see vortex covered in crystals and it smells a lil funky, grab an eighth at least.
Very focused & inspired, made me feel more clear in terms of clinical research plans...so that's something I didn't expect to have happened. Lovely smoke every time, I'm anxiety prone with several anxiety disorders and I felt...good, no unreasonable anxiety, mind clear and stress relieved.
Actually saw a vortex during sex with my girlfriend. 10/10 Would smoke again.
This is an everyday go to for me. Gives me that get up and go in the morning, and keeps me revved up throughout the day. I have to stop using it about 4 hours before I want to be able to sleep, because IT WILL keep you up all night... which is great if that's what you want... but my achy body needs sleep. I've used this in medibles, tincture, and vaporizer.
Maryland Medical Strain with Amazing level of creativity at least that is what my mind tells me as I relax into the couch. Weed is more sticky than some with lots of delicious trichomes. I do not have trouble completing normal everyday tasks with precise functionality with this strain. However, if it lasts too long it does have a tendency to interrupt sleep. Additionally, this may be a little strong for inexperienced smokers. So, relax and take it easy. Generally speaking, I have a blast cause today I insist on enjoying life :) !
June 11, 2019
I am a newbie to weed. 44 years old and smoked for the first time about 3 months ago. I am a medical patient in MD and got to go to the dispensary for the first time yesterday. I got this for a functional daytime vape. Vaped this as soon as I got home. This was super intense. Ate dinner immediately and felt full the rest of the night. Made med very happy and took away foot and back pain. Did not make me drowsy at all and I was able to function through the entire high of almost 5 hours. This will be a keeper for me.