Vortex reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Vortex.
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It calms me but also makes me productive. I feel like working is just a chill thing to do and that no matter how much work I get I will finish everything. It makes me talk when necessary and also can enjoy silence.
Gives me the munchs
Vortex is definitely an apt namesake for the sativa strain, as it's high can send you, and your little dog, far out of Kansas if you are not careful. Happy, heady, creative, spacey, and potent are how I would describe this strain for me. The flowers look very skunk-like, in that they are airy or lose forming, but the skunk scent, that I'd been expecting from the looks, is tamed very successfully with notes of what tastes of lemon and mint. These three seem to form a unique trinity that just works for my palette. Which is good thing as the I found the expansion in the lungs to be very quick, which usually makes for a harsher hit and/or a cough maker, but that lemony mint twist kept it at bay for me, like a cough drop. The high is very heady but from there... Well, it's taken me on an uplifted, whirlwind of energy high that keeps you zoned out when you are doing mindless repetitive tasks or in the zone when needing to focus on a serious serious problem with dogged determination and creative approaches. But like a tornado's path of destruction that hits & destroys one house and misses the neighbor's house. Vortex can follow an energetic high with a heady mindcation to unimaginable depths of pontification on whatever flight of fancy you wish to go on or demand to be taken. It's sporadic in it's effects, but always delivers a great time.
Very effective and fast. Great for anxiety.
This lovely blend made me so talkative and happy. I fell in love with it the moment I felt the soothing body relaxation but it ALSO helped with my racing thoughts and really helped me focus. I felt very creative and just wanted to paint forever. Feels great for depression, but I can see how this weed might not be ideal if feeling manic.
It smelled like the weed version of a fruit smoothie. Tasted like a weed smoothie. Made me feel like i was in a centrifuge. I understand the Vortex.
I have tried about 10 strains in my life and Vortex is by far the best. this stuff will give you a high that sends you off to the moon and makes you feel like you are in a completely different dimension. This is a 10/10 must try strain for any weed smoker.
I love that I can smoke half a pre roll and I can accomplish everything I needed to do that day. Great sativa. One of my personal faves.
Beautiful strain. It's like a bump of snow, but completely green.