Wedding Cake reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Wedding Cake.
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tastes sweet like pussy, shit hits me hard af bout 1-2 mins later, now im higher than duck pussy!
This is currently my all time favorite strain. I’ve been looking for an Indica-leaning hybrid that would not put me to sleep, and I found it. This strain relaxes the body while stimulating the mind. I can see how some might feel some paranoia as it induces some major introspection. Brings those buried thoughts/feelings to the surface, but to me that is super therapeutic. I find myself to be super outgoing/talkative when using this one, and also relaxed. Stretching feels amazing, and exercise is sublime. I love swimming laps in the pool with it. Only complaint is the major cotton mouth, but it’s easily remedied. Oh, flavor is also a plus - has that hint of GSC baked goodness with some vanilla notes as well. Honestly, though, this could taste like ass and still be my favorite strain. Great for pain, social anxiety, and the bedroom, lol
Now what a different blend of fun this one is! A kind of tart marzipan flavour awaits the user bringing a dank hit, chesty but smooth. Not a choker, this is next gen bud that questions 'how have they grown that?' Marks the revolution of recreational herb! This one will go down history, smokers in 20 years will remark on Wedding Cake!
Great body high
Heavy head
Sounds and taste are bumped up to ten.
Sensitive Physically
Sleepy and happy.
Pretty damn good high.
I like this strand for being relaxing, but it had a very unusual side effect. Shortly after smoking, I got the strong feeling that I was wearing a hat on my head. Overtime the hat felt like it was getting longer and pointier kind of like the hat the pope wears. This feeling disturbed me a lot and I kept touching my head to remind myself I wasn't really wearing a hat. About an hour later, I went to a Chinese noodle bar to eat, but I kept feeling like people were looking at my "pope" hat and they kept smiling at me. After I got home I had a nap and when I woke up the hat was gone. I have to make this review a 2 out of 5.
Shared a joint of this with a friend and I was absolutely flavorblasted, high off my ass and was able to go for a 2.5 mile walk afterwards which is insane because I deal with chronic pain and joint issues among other things.
I sample lots of strains being in a legal state. This one seems special.
The Wedding Cake I got doesn't taste sweet like most are describing, it's predominately dank- spicy and earthy with cookie and durban twinges. It reminds me of GG4.
The effect is a ideal for me. This feels purpose built for whole body relaxation, I felt a noticeable drop in anxiety. Not much mental stimulation, possible couch lock incoming.
goodbye
I think I’m in love. I’m not typically into committing to a strain, but this one takes the cake.
Okay, I’ll stop with the cheesy puns. Anyway, the song I choose to represent wedding cake is Louis Armstrong’s, What a Wonderful World.
You should listen to it while reading this review, I’ll wait.
Back already? Let the song really sink in. It is a wonderful world with wedding cake.
After a couple of hits I was nice and stoned. I haven’t had a spasm since smoking and it took the edge off my pain.
I’m ready to stretch out and relax into a (hopefully) sleep filled night.
I’m definitely in a much better mood than before smoking.
Listening to What a Wonderful World on repeat as I write this review doesn’t hurt.