Public Service Announcement: We know you will be surrounded by family and the chances of paranoia will be high (pun absolutely intended). However, please refrain from eating dirt to disguise your breath. Just eat a breath mint. Or some cranberry sauce. Hell, drink some gravy. Even that would be better than dirt.
Well, this just sounds delightful! And perfect for dealing with the stressors of the holidays. Make sure you get the “just right” medicinal dose – don’t drop that turkey!
We hope your Thanksgiving is as positive and upbeat as if you ate a cloud and rainbows. (And turkey. And mashed potatoes. And stuffing. And PIE. With whipped cream.)