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Dirty Taxi arises from the crossbreeding of Chem D I95 with GMO, resulting in a powerful but subtle blend. Originally cultivated by Top Dawg Seeds, Dirty Taxi features dense olive green buds adorned with deep amber hairs and a lavish coating of crystal trichomes. Its effects are inclined towards inducing feelings of happiness, relaxation, and euphoria, offering a soothing experience over a

stimulating one. The strain's flavor profile is characterized by earthy, pungent, and skunky notes.

Dirty Taxi delivers a potent high that initiates swiftly with a surge of euphoric energy, instilling motivation and focus. Its effects are enduring, providing sustained relief for ailments such as chronic pain, headaches, migraines, depression, stress, and fatigue. The tingling sensation it evokes spreads throughout the body, invigorating the limbs and prompting physical activity. However, users should exercise caution with its peppery, earthy hash flavor, which may induce coughing if inhaled too rapidly. The aroma reflects its taste, emitting dank, pungent notes complemented by hints of spicy black pepper and diesel.

With its robust appearance and potent effects, Dirty Taxi remains a favored choice among cannabis enthusiasts seeking a potent and flavorful experience. Whether seeking relief from ailments or simply indulging in its euphoric effects, Dirty Taxi promises a memorable and satisfying encounter.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: GMO x Chem D I95

Breeder: Top Dawg Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Energetic, Happy, Uplifting, Body-High

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Pepper, Herbal, Spicy

Dirty Taxi 3.5g Flower

The Strain - A happy mix of Ghost Train Haze x East Coast Sour Diesel. Hop aboard the train and enjoy this perfect morning or mid-afternoon pick me up! This strong sativa strain encapsulates the entourage effect by bringing together a great mix of myrcene, terpinolene, and pinene. A stress reliever in its terpene and cannabinoid profile, this earthy cultivar keeps your mood up and smiles-a-plenty.

Diesel is an iconic cannabis variety thought to be a cross between Afghani and Mexican
landrace strains. This sativa-leaning strain is reportedly another phenotype of the original Chemdawg 91, though its true origins remain a mystery.

According to Seedism, which carries its own version of Diesel, the strain has an intense aroma of grapefruit and lemon that translates into a fruity flavor with hashish undertones.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Ghost Train Haze] x [East Coast Sour Diesel]

Breeder: Sativa Hybrid

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, beta-Myrcene, Ocimene 2, Nerolidol 2, delta-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Woody

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Diesel Train 3.5G Flower

Diesel Train

The Strain - This strain produces relaxing affects you can feel through your body while your mind retains focus. GMO Cookies is loved for its ability to relieve stress and aches without total sedation, while featuring strong aromas like diesel, coffee, and fruit. GMO Cookies is said to be the perfect choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain insomnia, inflammation, chronic fatigue, depression, and chronic stress.

Contrary to what you might think, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a cross between Chemdawg D and a GSC (formerly Girl Scout Cookies) Forum cut. GMO Cookies is said to carry a flavor of garlic (G), mushroom (M), and onion (O) that descends from its Chemdawg lineage. GMO Cookies is said to produce olive green buds with bits of purple and orange blanketed by a mantle of trichomes.

Known for its super pungent aroma and heavily sedative high, GMO Cookies is a favorite of indica-lovers everywhere. This bud has a deliciously savory garlic flavor with a pungent spicy exhale that stays on your tongue long after your final toke. The GMO Cookies high is truly one to behold, with long-lasting effects that will have you flying high and staying there for hours on end before you fade away into a deep and peaceful sleep. You'll feel totally relaxed and lifted with a deep sense of relaxation that permeates both mind and body with heavily sedative effects.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

GMO Cookies Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

GMO Cookies

The Strain: Blackberry Larry is an exceptional sativa-dominant strain derived from the renowned Lemon Larry OG and Biscotti strains. This particular variety offers a unique balance, delivering a pleasurable and relaxing body buzz while maintaining a functional mindset. It is an ideal choice for individuals seeking physical relaxation without sacrificing mental clarity. Alongside its recreational effects, Blackberry Larry induces feelings of euphoria, relief, and a deep sense of tranquility.

Beyond its intoxicating effects, Blackberry Larry also offers therapeutic benefits. It possesses calming properties that provide natural relief from inflammation and stress. Its potent mood-elevating effect creates a positive and cheerful mental state. Moreover, its high potency makes it highly effective in managing symptoms of various mood disorders, setting it apart from other OG strains.

Furthermore, Blackberry Larry offers a sensory experience that goes beyond its effects. It boasts a distinct and captivating aroma, blending sweet, pungent notes of pine with a delightful tart berry twist. The buds exhibit lush, vibrant green hues with occasional bursts of deep purple and stark white trichomes, adding to its visual appeal.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: Biscotti X (Larry OG x Purple Unicorn F3)

Breeder: Green Bodhi

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Lemon, Berries

Blackberry Larry Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Platinum Kush Mints, a premium strain made by crossing Platinum OG Kush with Kush Mints, is a potent combination designed to deliver stratosphere-level THC levels. Ideal for post-work relaxation, this indica dominant hybrid offers deeply relaxing effects that can easily transition you into a restful night's sleep. The marriage of Platinum OG Kush's frost-covered, earthy fuel flavor with Kush Mints' minty doughy funk creates a deliciously soothing experience.
This celebrity child strain boasts a stunning appearance with airy forest green nugs featuring minty green undertones, thin orange hairs, and a dense coating of sparkling platinum-white crystal trichomes. Expect aromas of woody pine and spice, complementing a flavor profile characterized by a black coffee taste with hints of woodiness. The high is equally delightful, inducing a state of hazy euphoria in the mind while simultaneously relaxing the body into a deeply calm state free of aches and pains. These reported effects make it a favorable choice for those seeking relief from chronic pain, headaches, stress, depression, and insomnia.
Platinum Kush Mints is a top-tier offering for cannabis enthusiasts seeking potent relaxation and therapeutic benefits. With its soothing effects and tantalizing flavor, this strain promises a tranquil journey towards peace and tranquility, making it a valuable addition to any cannabis connoisseur's collection.
Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: Platinum Kush x Thin Mint GSC
Breeder: In-House Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Nerolidol, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Giggly, Uplifted, Euphoric, Sleepy
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Coffee, Earthy, Pine, Woody, Spice

Platinum Kush Mints 3.5g Flower

The Strain - Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms. After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360 found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones, and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and doubled them up for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Clementine 2pk Smokos 0.5g

Clementine

The Strain - Named for its super hazy, heady high and gorgeous appearance, Violet Fog is the perfect choice for any connoisseur of classic indicas. Violet Fog has a sweet and fruity grape flavor with a spicy and skunky exhale. The aroma takes a pungent turn, with a heavy rotting grapes overtone accented by a punch of skunkiness. The buds of Violet Fog have gorgeous, fluffy, grape-shaped, dark olive green nugs with bright purple undertones, thin orange hairs and a coating of bright purple-white crystal trichomes.

The high produced from Violet Fog is one that's perfect for a lazy evening or afternoon, with hazy and unfocused effects that are perfect for helping you settle down after a long and stressful day. You'll feel the effects begin to settle, rolling in like the evening fog before dropping you into complete physical and mental sedation. You'll find your mind lifted with a sense of unfocused happiness that quickly turns heady and giggly. At the same time, your body will drop off into a super relaxing and calming state of physical sedation.

This combination will turn sleepy, so be ready to take a nap! These soothing effects make Violet Fog a great choice for treating chronic pain, insomnia or nightmares, depression or mood swings and chronic stress or PTSD.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: Grape Gasoline x Khalifa Mints

Breeder: Unknown

Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplited, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Violet Fog Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Violet Fog

Blackberry Larry 28g Flower

The Strain - Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid that originates from crossing NYC Sour Diesel and Sour Diesel. This lineage lends itself to the strain’s earthy flavor, with notes of lime and blueberry. The bright green buds are dense and peppered with dark green and violet.

Rich in CBD, this strain is recommended for those with chronic pain, inflammation, and anxiety. Users have reported feeling relaxed and happy, while still remaining focused.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: NYC Sour Diesel x Sour Diesel

Breeder: Lawrence Ringo of the Southern Humboldt Seed Collective

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, happy, energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: earthy, lime, blueberry

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Sour Tsunami Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Sour Tsunami

The Strain - Biscotti is a potent indica cannabis strain made by combining Girl Scout Cookies, Gelato #25 and South Florida OG. This strain produces a cerebral high that leaves consumers feeling relaxed, creative, and buzzy from head-to-toe. The effects of Biscotti are known to creep up on consumers, so it's best to take it slow with this strain.

Biscotti is said to have a sweet and buttery aroma, translating into a slightly bitter taste reminiscent of coffee. The aroma is of earthy herbs and fruits with a notable cookie effect. Biscotti flowers into small, dense, olive-green buds marked by dark green and purple foliage with wispy, orange pistils and a thick frosty coating of bright white crystal trichomes.

Medical marijuana patients turn to this strain to relieve symptoms associated with stress, anxiety, and depression, reporting a great body high that melts all pain and puts the mind at ease.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: Gelato #25 x Girl Scout Cookies x South Florida OG

Breeder: Cookies Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Vanilla, Earthy, Coffee

Biscotti 7g Popcorn Flower

Biscotti

Strain Description:

Named for its super hazy, heady high and gorgeous appearance, Violet Fog is the perfect
choice for any connoisseur of classic indicas. Violet Fog has a sweet and fruity grape
flavor with a spicy and skunky exhale. The aroma takes a pungent turn, with a heavy
rotting grapes overtone accented by a punch of skunkiness. The buds of Violet Fog have
gorgeous, fluffy, grape-shaped, dark olive green nugs with bright purple undertones, thin
orange hairs and a coating of bright purple-white crystal trichomes.

The high produced from Violet Fog is one that's perfect for a lazy evening or afternoon,
with hazy and unfocused effects that are perfect for helping you settle down after a long
and stressful day. You'll feel the effects begin to settle, rolling in like the evening fog
before dropping you into complete physical and mental sedation. You'll find your mind
lifted with a sense of unfocused happiness that quickly turns heady and giggly. At the
same time, your body will drop off into a super relaxing and calming state of physical
sedation.

This combination will turn sleepy, so be ready to take a nap! These soothing effects
make Violet Fog a great choice for treating chronic pain, insomnia or nightmares,
depression or mood swings and chronic stress or PTSD.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: Grape Gasoline x Khalifa Mints

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile:

Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplited, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet

Violet Fog 14G Flower

Introducing Franken Pie, an Indica-dominant strain crafted from the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie. This strain offers a robust and deeply relaxing experience, ideal for those in pursuit of tranquility. With primary terpenes like Myrcene, Limonene, and trans-Caryophyllene, Franken Pie boasts a unique flavor profile providing both a sweet and savory twist to the smoking experience.

Franken Pie's taste is as diverse as its effects, delivering a blend of flavors that intrigue and satisfy the palate. Enjoying joints, pipes, or vaporizers ensures each session promises a flavorful journey that's both tranquil and euphoric. As you indulge in Franken Pie, anticipate a potent and relaxing experience that eases the body and calms the mind, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day or simply

inding inner peace.

With Franken Pie, relaxation is effortless. Its Indica dominance ensures a tranquil state of being, allowing users to sink into a deep sense of calmness and contentment. Whether a seasoned enthusiast or new to cannabis, Franken Pie invites exploration into the soothing embrace of its effects and the richness of its

flavors. Users report feelings of relaxation and euphoria, while its terpene profile indicates this strain may have pain-relieft, anti-inflammatory, and antidepressant properties.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

Franken Pie 3.5g Flower

The Strain - Gorilla Pie is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gorilla Glue #4 X Jelly Pie strains. Infamous for its amazing flavor and heavy-hitting high, Gorilla Pie is a great choice for any hybrid lover who is looking for a high level of potency behind their bud.

This bud has a super sweet and fruity grape pie flavor with hints of black pepper and
diesel upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity berry overtone that's accented by spicy herbs and peppery dank diesel.

The Gorilla Pie high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, first hitting your mind with an uplifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You'll be insanely euphoric with a boost in sociability and creativity that lends itself well to any conversation at hand. You may find that you'll be hit with a case of the giggles in this state, leaving you laughing at anything and everything before you know it.

Its heavy effects make Gorilla Pie a great choice for treating experienced patients suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, depression or mood swings, chronic fatigue, nausea or appetite loss and chronic pain. This bud has small and tight rounded minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny, milky white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gorilla Pie Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

Gorilla Pie

Strain Description:

Gorilla Pie is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through
crossing the delicious Gorilla Glue #4 X Jelly Pie strains. Infamous for its amazing flavor
and heavy-hitting high, Gorilla Pie is a great choice for any hybrid lover who is looking
for a high level of potency behind their bud.

This bud has a super sweet and fruity grape pie flavor with hints of black pepper and
diesel upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity berry overtone that's
accented by spicy herbs and peppery dank diesel.

The Gorilla Pie high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, first hitting your mind
with an uplifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You'll be insanely euphoric with a
boost in sociability and creativity that lends itself well to any conversation at hand. You
may find that you'll be hit with a case of the giggles in this state, leaving you laughing at
anything and everything before you know it.

Its heavy effects make Gorilla Pie a great choice for treating experienced patients
suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, depression or mood swings, chronic
fatigue, nausea or appetite loss and chronic pain. This bud has small and tight rounded
minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny, milky white crystal
trichomes.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

Gorilla Pie 28G Flower

Strain Description:

This strain is created by crossing DJ Short Pre99 Blueberry and Alien Kush. It has
a sweet earthy aroma, which is blended with a milky smoke. First bred by Green
Beanz seed, this hybrid is an Indica-dominant strain.

With its different arrays of phenotypes, the buds of this cannabis have hues of
yellow and green. Known for its fruity scent, this cannabis gives off sweet smoke
when combusted.

This strain will give you an energizing, euphoric, and uplifting effect while
enhancing concentration. This hybrid has been reported to improve your focus
and amplify creativity. Patients report a citrus and fruity taste, with sedative
effects building after an increased dose.

Alien Blackout is reported to be effective in the management of chronic pain,
depression, anxiety, stress, loss of appetite, nausea, and insomnia. People
suffering from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and inflammation will seek
refuge in this soothing hybrid.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Holy Grail] x [Fire White Alien]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool, alpha-Humulene, beta-
Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Euphoric, Uplifting, Focused

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Woody, Pine

Alien Blackout 28G Flower

Strain Description:

Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid that originates from crossing NYC Sour Diesel and Sour Diesel. This lineage lends itself to the strain’s earthy flavor, with notes of lime and blueberry. The bright green buds are dense and peppered with dark green and violet.

Sour Tsunami has an undeniable potency that can knock out even the most experienced cannabis connoisseur. Taking a hit of this strain is like stepping into an alternate universe - your senses are heightened, your thoughts drift, and you find yourself relaxed in an unexpected bliss.

The earthy flavor with sweet berry undertones that linger on your taste buds leaves you feeling energized and motivated. You'll find yourself completing projects that were put off and tackling tasks you were previously dreading. You may also experience an urge to laugh and smile, as well as an appreciation of the little things that were taken for granted before.

The powerful effects of Sour Tsunami are balanced out by a surprisingly mild yet heady buzz, making it the perfect strain to enjoy during any time of day. If you're looking for a strain to increase productivity and decrease stress levels, look no further - Sour Tsunami is sure to provide the boost you need.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: NYC Sour Diesel x Sour Diesel

Breeder: Lawrence Ringo of the Southern Humboldt Seed Collective

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, happy, energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: earthy, lime, blueberry

Sour Tsunami 14G Flower

The Strain - This homage to the comic book legend could turn even the Incredible Hulk into a mild-mannered everyman. It's a powerfully relaxing hybrid, with Sativa-dominant genes that deliver a massive dose of THC. Bruce Banner originates from a cross between Ghost OG and Strawberry Diesel that makes this a holy grail of sorts for patients seeking the strongest high. CBD contents, however, are low, so this is not an ideal choice for conditions that respond to that chemical.

The head high is intensely euphoric, combined with strong creativity and a whole-body mood boost. Energy levels are high, making this a good daytime strain. Bruce Banner is a highly effective painkiller, but it's also good for anxiety, depression, nausea, and sleeplessness.

The dominant flavor is sweet, with notes of citrus and a strong, pungent smell. The bud has a heavily frosted appearance due to a thick layer of resinous glands.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller version and doubled them up for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Bruce Banner Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Bruce Banner

Gorilla Pie 14G Flower

The Strain - Much like the ice-cold treat for which it is named, Gelato marijuana is a smooth and creamy cannabis strain with a flavor that delivers blissful happiness and belies its soaring levels of psychoactive cannabinoid THC.

The euphoria-driven high of Gelato marijuana sets in quickly, which can be overwhelming to novice or first-time consumers, particularly those unaccustomed to the kind of psychedelic headrush characteristic of a sativa of this caliber. Free of worry and tension, with Gelato you’ll find yourself more comfortable in social settings – talkative, energetic, perhaps even the life of the party.

Gelato marijuana smells strongly of oranges, a profile it derives from one parent more than the other. When cured and crushed, however, hints of earthiness round out the aroma for a distinct and enjoyable fragrance. The flavor departs slightly from these citrusy roots and leaves a sweet berry and lavender aftertaste on the exhale.

A spoonful of the Italian dessert is delicious but has little effect on aches and pains. Gelato marijuana, however, is adept at inducing relaxation and reducing the discomfort of chronic aches and pains. Patients suffering from stress and depression have also benefited from the sweetly flavored cannabis’ medicinal effects. The plant itself delights in hues of bright green and dark purple, and its leaves sparkle with crystalline resin.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gelato #33 Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

Gelato

The Strain - Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Mandarin Cookies and Peach Rings strains. Looking for the ultimate peach flavor to fall head over heels for? Get ready for Peach Crescendo. This insanely delicious bud packs a sweet tropical citrus flavor with a sweet peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is just as addictive, with a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprisingly pungent hit of chemical spice and citrus. The strain features tingly and arousing full-bodied effects that will leave you couch-locked as your mind soars higher and higher through clarity and focus. You'll feel deeply relaxed physically throughout the duration of this high without affecting your mental energy level in the slightest.

Peach Crescendo is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as cramps, depression, insomnia, appetite loss, chronic pain, and muscle spasms. This bud has tapered heart-shaped dark olive green nugs with long thin amber, red-orange hairs and a coating of tiny bright white crystal trichomes with a beautiful purple tint to them.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Peach Crescendo Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day at home. As an indica-dominant hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Ghost OG Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

Ghost OG

The Strain - Rolozz is a cross of GMO and Strudel Breath from BeanMill Genetics. Users reported feeling relaxed, sleepy, and in good spirits, often with a case of the munchies. This strain is recommended to help ease the symptoms of chronic pain and anxiety.

Trichome frosted buds appear light green with flecks of deep green and orange hairs.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: GMO x Strudel Breath

Breeder: BeanMill Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: nutty, earthy

The Process - Our 1-gram pre-rolls are only made from hand-trimmed flower and NEVER from shake or trim. We delicately grind up smaller buds not used as pre-packaged flower in a temperature and humidity-controlled room to maintain the cannabinoid and terpene profile of our ILLICIT flower as we prepare material for pre-rolls.

Rollozz 1g Pre-Roll

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk”, is an indica-dominant hybrid strain born from the union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush. This funky bud embodies the best qualities of its celebrity parentage, delivering an enticing combination of palate-pleasing flavors and potent effects. As you partake in Dr. Funkenstein, the flavor profile reflects its genetic heritage, providing a delightful combination of sweet berry and earthy sharpness that activates on the exhale.

The strain’s appearance features tight, compact popcorn-shaped dark forest green nugs adorned with thick, furry orange hairs, and each nug is generously coated with a frosty layer of white crystal trichomes and sticky resin. The strain's dense buds and prominent trichome coverage not only contribute to its visual appeal but also underscore its potential strength.

Dr. Funkenstein induces an almost psychedelic high, pleasantly enveloping both mind and body. With an onset marked by euphoria and cerebral stimulation, it gradually transitions into a powerful body buzz, leaving consumers in a state of deep relaxation and couch-lock. As the high peaks, expect a strong case of the munchies and a gentle descent into introspection, accompanied by a mild sedative effect. These characteristics may make Dr. Funkenstein a suitable choice for managing conditions such as chronic pain, depression, anxiety, and appetite loss.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]

Breeder: Royal King Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet

Dr. Funkenstein .5g Smokos Preroll 2-Pack

The Strain - The Strain - Much like the ice-cold treat for which it is named, Gelato marijuana is a smooth and creamy cannabis strain with a flavor that delivers blissful happiness and belies its soaring levels of psychoactive cannabinoid THC.

The euphoria-driven high of Gelato marijuana sets in quickly, which can be overwhelming to novice or first-time consumers, particularly those unaccustomed to the kind of psychedelic headrush characteristic of a sativa of this caliber. Free of worry and tension, with Gelato you’ll find yourself more comfortable in social settings – talkative, energetic, perhaps even the life of the party.

Gelato marijuana smells strongly of oranges, a profile it derives from one parent more than the other. When cured and crushed, however, hints of earthiness round out the aroma for a distinct and enjoyable fragrance. The flavor departs slightly from these citrusy roots and leaves a sweet berry and lavender aftertaste on the exhale.

A spoonful of the Italian dessert is delicious but has little effect on aches and pains. Gelato marijuana, however, is adept at inducing relaxation and reducing the discomfort of chronic aches and pains. Patients suffering from stress and depression have also benefited from the sweetly flavored cannabis’ medicinal effects. The plant itself delights in hues of bright green and dark purple, and its leaves sparkle with crystalline resin.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

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