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A young indica strain from the Pacific Northwest, Bop Gun is a potent cross of Do-Si-Dos
and Papaya. If you’re a fan of 90’s music, Bop Gun's funky characteristics shouldn't be a
surprise.

After being blasted in the face with a terp cannon of stinky cheese and tropical fruit, you’ll
quickly respect Bop Gun's aromatic chops. A gassy, sweet aroma envelopes you at first, but when you break down this bud, a doughy, cookie smell comes off. Sticky and covered in trichomes, this lady is not just a pretty nug.

Although zestier than the smell implies, Bop Gun's cheesy puffs are appetizers, with a
creamy, funky flavor wrapping around the tongue. Notes of lemons and sugar cookies try
their darndest to penetrate that cheesy cloak, but they barely succeed before an earthy,
skunky aftertaste takes over.

A "bop gun" is a shot of funk into the hearts of funkless people to get them dancing. Bop
Gun's high is easy to function on, but noticeable in both mind and body, warming up limbs
and joints while wrapping your brain in a blanket of bliss. Bop Gun is glorious for morning
and daytime, loosening up a stiff neck and shoulders without killing focus, sparking curiosity and creativity. Perfect for the "productive stoner,” providing a relaxed body buzz without hindering productivity.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: Do-Si-Dos x Papaya

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Cheese, Papaya, Earth, Skunk


Bop Gun 1g Flower

The Strain - A hyped Cookies family strain, Grape Runtz is a cross of Zkittlez, Gelato, & Grape Ape that is rare and sought-after. Celebrated for its incredibly fruity profile that smells just like a bag of the sugary candy, the strain has resin-drenched buds that range in color from rich purple to lime green. Runtz is also noted for its creamy smoke that is smooth and welcoming alongside a euphoric and elevating high that lasts for hours. This amazing cross is the perfect choice for any classic hybrid lover, with a high level of potency and totally powerful full-bodied effects.

The high starts with a happy lift, filling your mind with a high-flying cerebral euphoria leaves you happy and unfocused. This state will quickly turn heady, leaving you soaring. At the same time, your body will begin to settle into a deeply relaxing state that has you
feeling slightly couch locked.

Grape Runtz is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as depression,
headaches or migraines, chronic stress, muscle spasms or cramps and chronic pain. This
bud has a sweet and fruity sugary berry candy flavor with a sour grape exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a sour citrusy candy overtone accented by sweet and spicy grapes. Grape Runtz buds have fluffy and fat grape-shaped bright neon green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny bright white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Greasy Grapes] x [Runtz]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, Linalool, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Body High, Cerebral, Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Candy, Fruity, Grape, Spicy

The Process - Our 1-gram pre-rolls are only made from hand-trimmed flower and NEVER from shake or trim. We delicately grind up smaller buds not used as pre-packaged flower in a temperature and humidity-controlled room to maintain the cannabinoid and terpene profile of our ILLICIT flower as we prepare material for pre-rolls.

Grape Runtz 1G Pre-Roll

Grape Runtz

The Strain - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a new and extremely unique genetic strain that is crossed with Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. 

The remarkably sweet and almost sugar-like aroma of White Fire Cookies is directly inherited from the GSC. Not only does the GSC lend it’s amazing, sweet notes but seeing as the child strain of another OG, OG Kush, there is also a fair amount of dankness and mellow effects that GSC brings to White Fire Cookies. This is even though GSC is usually considered to be a hybrid strain. The White Fire OG side of the heritage puts the sativa in the sativa dominant hybrid WiFi Cookies. Its effects are deceptive, and there’s much more to this strain than meets the eye.

WiFi x Cookies has greatly inherited OG Kush and GSC characteristics, offering an aroma that combines earthy, floral, and spicy notes with menthol, citric and chocolate touches. Great aromas and flavors accompanied by an intense euphoric and cheerful effect that will also relax your body and muscles.

Patients report WiFi Cookies most effective in treating ADD, ADHD, chronic pain, depression, fatigue, nausea, and stress

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

WiFi Cookies 3.5G Flower

The Strain - Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid that originates from crossing NYC Sour Diesel and Sour Diesel. This lineage lends itself to the strain’s earthy flavor, with notes of lime and blueberry. The bright green buds are dense and peppered with dark green and violet.

Rich in CBD, this strain is recommended for those with chronic pain, inflammation, and anxiety. Users have reported feeling relaxed and happy, while still remaining focused.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: NYC Sour Diesel x Sour Diesel

Breeder: Lawrence Ringo of the Southern Humboldt Seed Collective

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, happy, energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: earthy, lime, blueberry

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Sour Tsunami Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

Sour Tsunami

Dilly Bars is a sweet, delicious treat with a euphoric and uplifting high. The effects, although heavy, are not unmanageable by any means, rather, it gives the user a focused and enjoyable time. Whether you’re doing chores or getting creative with some writing or art, Dilly Bars is a wonderful "all day flower" and might be just what you need to medicate on a 9-5 routine.

Though these buds are not huge, they are beautiful to look at. Bright greens, subtly scattered with hits of purple, are always densely coated with trichomes. Orange pistils are usually in abundance too. You may want to take a pic before you break up this Bar!

 Taking the best features of its lineage, Dilly Bars possesses a creamy flavor with very subtle hints of vanilla and a shade of mint. The smoke is smooth on both the inhale and exhale. Think vanilla ice cream mixed with cake batter and you'll get the idea of what a treat Dilly Bars is.

Patients report this strain to be a helpful remedy for both depression and anxiety. Users also indicate this strain may be suitable for social gatherings as it may make some more
talkative.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Mint Chip x Cookies] & [Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, Linalool, alpha-Humulene, alpha-
Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric, Focused, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Mint, Pine

Dilly Bars 1g Flower 

The Strain - This cut has been in possession of our grow team for over a decade. Among the most famous strains worldwide, White Widow is a balanced hybrid first bred in the Netherlands by Green House Seeds. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity.

A cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian indica, White Widow has blessed every Dutch coffee shop menu since its birth in the 1990s.

Its buds are white with crystal resin, warning you of the potent effects to come. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity. White Widow’s genetics have given rise to many other legends like White Russian, White Rhino, and Blue Widow. Still, many growers prefer cultivation of the original White Widow, which flowers in about 60 days indoors.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian Sativa Landrace] x [South Indian Indica]

Breeder: Green House Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Nerolidol 2, Ocimene 2, beta Myrcene, beta- Caryophyllene, d-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earth, Pine

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

White Widow 3.5G Flower

White Widow

The Strain - This cut has been in possession of our grow team for over a decade. Among the most famous strains worldwide, White Widow is a balanced hybrid first bred in the Netherlands by Green House Seeds. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity.

A cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian indica, White
Widow has blessed every Dutch coffee shop menu since its birth in the 1990s.

Its buds are white with crystal resin, warning you of the potent effects to come. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity. White Widow’s genetics have given rise to many other legends like White Russian, White Rhino, and Blue Widow. Still, many growers prefer cultivation of the original White Widow, which flowers in about 60 days indoors.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian Sativa Landrace] x [South Indian Indica]

Breeder: Green House Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Nerolidol 2, Ocimene 2, beta Myrcene, beta-
Caryophyllene, d-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earth, Pine

The Process - Our 1-gram pre-rolls are only made from hand-trimmed flower and NEVER from shake or trim. We delicately grind up smaller buds not used as pre-packaged flower in a temperature and humidity-controlled room to maintain the cannabinoid and terpene profile of our illicit flower as we prepare material for pre-rolls.

White Widow 1G Pre-Roll

Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon
Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis
genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live
Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in
Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms.
After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360
found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile
dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones,
and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

Clementine 1g Flower 

This homage to the comic book legend could turn even the Incredible Hulk into a mild- mannered everyman. It's a powerfully relaxing hybrid, with genes that deliver a massive dose of THC.



Bruce Banner originates from a cross between Ghost OG and Strawberry Diesel that makes this a holy grail of sorts for patients seeking the strongest high. CBD contents, however, are low, so this is not an ideal choice for conditions that respond to that chemical.



The head high is intensely euphoric, combined with strong creativity and a whole-body mood boost. Energy levels are high, making this a good daytime strain. Bruce Banner is a highly effective painkiller, but it's also good for anxiety, depression, nausea, and sleeplessness.



The dominant flavor is sweet, with notes of citrus and a strong, pungent smell. The bud has a heavily frosted appearance due to a thick layer of resinous glands.



Strain Type: Hybrid



Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]



Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics



Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene



Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy



Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

Bruce Banner 1g Flower

Watermelon Gushers is a hybrid that produces a delicious terpene profile and relaxing effects, a sweet treat for the late afternoon or evening. The sweet scent of Watermelon Gushers has notes of watermelon, cookies, and tropical fruits. The buds are green in color and heavily coated on sticky trichomes and amber hairs.

This delicious, fruity strain carries through its parents’ aroma and flavor. Breaking apart
the buds produces a sweet, watermelon and cookie fragrance, laced with tropical notes.
The vibrant green buds of Watermelon Gushers are saturated with clear resinous
trichomes. When combusted, its fruity flavor turns earthy, with notes of fruit and citrus
on the exhale.

Users have reported that Watermelon Gushers produces a relaxing experience that
leaves you in a sleepy state, providing a euphoric body high that keeps the mind clear
before drifting off to sleep. Watermelon Gushers would shine while listening to music on
a rainy afternoon.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: Gushers x Gelatti

Breeder: Cannarado

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Sleepy, Calm, Hungry

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Fruity Citrus

Watermelon Gushers 1g Flower

The Strain - Much like the ice-cold treat for which it is named, Gelato marijuana is a smooth and creamy cannabis strain with a flavor that delivers blissful happiness and belies its soaring levels of psychoactive cannabinoid THC.

The euphoria-driven high of Gelato marijuana sets in quickly, which can be overwhelming to novice or first-time consumers, particularly those unaccustomed to the kind of psychedelic headrush characteristic of a sativa of this caliber. Free of worry and tension, with Gelato you’ll find yourself more comfortable in social settings – talkative, energetic, perhaps even the life of the party.

Gelato marijuana smells strongly of oranges, a profile it derives from one parent more than the other. When cured and crushed, however, hints of earthiness round out the aroma for a distinct and enjoyable fragrance. The flavor departs slightly from these citrusy roots and leaves a sweet berry and lavender aftertaste on the exhale.

A spoonful of the Italian dessert is delicious but has little effect on aches and pains. Gelato marijuana, however, is adept at inducing relaxation and reducing the discomfort of chronic aches and pains. Patients suffering from stress and depression have also benefited from the sweetly flavored cannabis’ medicinal effects. The plant itself delights in hues of bright green and dark purple, and its leaves sparkle with crystalline resin.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gelato #33 Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

Gelato

Strain Description:

Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid that originates from crossing NYC Sour Diesel and Sour Diesel.This lineage lends itself to the strain’s earthy flavor, with notes of lime and blueberry. The bright green buds are dense and peppered with dark green and violet.

Sour Tsunami has an undeniable potency that can knock out even the most experienced cannabis connoisseur. Taking a hit of this strain is like stepping into an alternate universe - your senses are heightened, your thoughts drift, and you find yourself relaxed in an unexpected bliss.

The earthy flavor with sweet berry undertones that linger on your taste buds leaves you feeling energized and motivated. You'll find yourself completing projects that were put off and tackling tasks you were previously dreading. You may also experience an urge to laugh and smile, as well as an appreciation of the little things that were taken for granted before.

The powerful effects of Sour Tsunami are balanced out by a surprisingly mild yet heady buzz, making it the perfect strain to enjoy during any time of day. If you're looking for a strain to increase productivity and decrease stress levels, look no further - Sour Tsunami is sure to provide the boost you need.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: NYC Sour Diesel x Sour Diesel

Breeder: Lawrence Ringo of the Southern Humboldt Seed Collective

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, happy, energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: earthy, lime, blueberry

Sour Tsunami 28G Flower

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk”, is an indica-dominant hybrid strain born from the union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush. This funky bud embodies the best qualities of its celebrity parentage, delivering an enticing combination of palate-pleasing flavors and potent effects. As you partake in Dr. Funkenstein, the flavor profile reflects its genetic heritage, providing a delightful combination of sweet berry and earthy sharpness that activates on the exhale.

The strain’s appearance features tight, compact popcorn-shaped dark forest green nugs adorned with thick, furry orange hairs, and each nug is generously coated with a frosty layer of white crystal trichomes and sticky resin. The strain's dense buds and prominent trichome coverage not only contribute to its visual appeal but also underscore its potential strength.

Dr. Funkenstein induces an almost psychedelic high, pleasantly enveloping both mind and body. With an onset marked by euphoria and cerebral stimulation, it gradually transitions into a powerful body buzz, leaving consumers in a state of deep relaxation and couch-lock. As the high peaks, expect a strong case of the munchies and a gentle descent into introspection, accompanied by a mild sedative effect. These characteristics may make Dr. Funkenstein a suitable choice for managing conditions such as chronic pain, depression, anxiety, and appetite loss.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]

Breeder: Royal King Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet

Dr. Funkenstein .5g Smokos Preroll 2-Pack

The Strain - Much like the ice-cold treat for which it is named, Gelato marijuana is a smooth and creamy cannabis strain with a flavor that delivers blissful happiness and belies its soaring levels of psychoactive cannabinoid THC.

The euphoria-driven high of Gelato marijuana sets in quickly, which can be overwhelming to novice or first-time consumers, particularly those unaccustomed to the kind of psychedelic headrush characteristic of a sativa of this caliber. Free of worry and tension, with Gelato you’ll find yourself more comfortable in social settings – talkative, energetic, perhaps even the life of the party.

Gelato marijuana smells strongly of oranges, a profile it derives from one parent more than the other. When cured and crushed, however, hints of earthiness round out the aroma for a distinct and enjoyable fragrance. The flavor departs slightly from these citrusy roots and leaves a sweet berry and lavender aftertaste on the exhale.

A spoonful of the Italian dessert is delicious but has little effect on aches and pains. Gelato marijuana, however, is adept at inducing relaxation and reducing the discomfort of chronic aches and pains. Patients suffering from stress and depression have also benefited from the sweetly flavored cannabis’ medicinal effects. The plant itself delights in hues of bright green and dark purple, and its leaves sparkle with crystalline resin.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Process - Our 1-gram pre-rolls are only made from hand-trimmed flower and NEVER from shake or trim. We delicately grind up smaller buds not used as pre-packaged flower in a temperature and humidity-controlled room to maintain the cannabinoid and terpene profile of our ILLICIT flower as we prepare material for pre-rolls.

Gelato #33 1G Pre-Roll

The Strain: Blackberry Larry is an exceptional sativa-dominant strain derived from the renowned Lemon Larry OG and Biscotti strains. This particular variety offers a unique balance, delivering a pleasurable and relaxing body buzz while maintaining a functional mindset. It is an ideal choice for individuals seeking physical relaxation without sacrificing mental clarity. Alongside its recreational effects, Blackberry Larry induces feelings of euphoria, relief, and a deep sense of tranquility.

Beyond its intoxicating effects, Blackberry Larry also offers therapeutic benefits. It possesses calming properties that provide natural relief from inflammation and stress. Its potent mood-elevating effect creates a positive and cheerful mental state. Moreover, its high potency makes it highly effective in managing symptoms of various mood disorders, setting it apart from other OG strains.

Furthermore, Blackberry Larry offers a sensory experience that goes beyond its effects. It boasts a distinct and captivating aroma, blending sweet, pungent notes of pine with a delightful tart berry twist. The buds exhibit lush, vibrant green hues with occasional bursts of deep purple and stark white trichomes, adding to its visual appeal.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: Biscotti X (Larry OG x Purple Unicorn F3)

Breeder: Green Bodhi

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Lemon, Berries

Blackberry Larry Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a new and extremely unique genetic strain that is crossed with Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. The remarkably sweet and almost sugar-like aroma of White Fire Cookies is directly inherited from the GSC. Not only does the GSC lend it’s amazing, sweet notes but seeing as the child strain of another OG, OG Kush, there is also a fair amount of dankness and mellow effects that GSC brings to White Fire Cookies. This is even though GSC is usually considered to be a hybrid strain. The White Fire OG side of the heritage puts the sativa in the sativa dominant hybrid WiFi Cookies. Its effects are deceptive, and there’s much more to this strain than meets the eye.

WiFi x Cookies has greatly inherited OG Kush and GSC characteristics, offering an aroma that combines earthy, floral, and spicy notes with menthol, citric and chocolate touches. Great aromas and flavors accompanied by an intense euphoric and cheerful effect that will also relax your body and muscles.

Patients report WiFi Cookies most effective in treating ADD, ADHD, chronic pain, depression, fatigue, nausea, and stress

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

WiFi Cookies 7G Popcorn Flower

Lemon Tree Punch combines the sweet-and-sour tang of Lemon Tree and the fruity fragrance of Purple Punch. This variety smells strongly of lemon, grape, and berry, mixed with undertones of diesel fuel and wet soil. Lemon Tree Punch offers a rich flavor that is particularly complex. Depending on the phenotype, some plants may taste more of grape and berry, and others may be more citrusy.

Lemon Tree Punch provides a balanced effect that is both stimulating and comforting. Users report that this strain boosts the mood and increases motivation when it is consumed in small doses. When consumed in greater quantities, this invigorating effect
shifts into a mildly sedating stone that may reduce muscle tension and soothe the mind.
Given its well-balanced effects, Lemon Tree Punch makes for a great all-day smoke.

Lemon Tree Punch’s powerful cerebral high may surprise consumers before lulling them
into a peaceful state of relaxation. Though the body may feel slightly numb, the brain will remain focused and able to function effectively. This variety may be ideal for those suffering from anxiety, depression, or stress, though she does well to combat pain and inflammation, as well. Additionally, many users report intense food cravings as the Lemon Tree Punch high begins to subside. As such, those who suffer from nausea or eating disorders may benefit from consuming this strain.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: [Lemon Tree] x [Purple Punch]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, Linalool, alpha-
Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxed, Focused

Top Report Strain Flavors: Lemon, Grape, Berry, Diesel, Earth

Lemon Tree Punch 1g Flower 

Meet Blueberry PK, a soothing strain born from the genetic blend of Outkast's Blueberry and PK. Its dense clusters boast deep blue hues and vibrant orange pistils, creating a visually captivating sight. With primary terpenes like trans-Caryophyllene, Humulene, and Limonene, anticipate a flavor medley of dank, kushy, and sweet notes that tantalize the taste buds.
Blueberry PK goes beyond its flavorful profile, offering potential health benefits and distinctive effects. The terpenes present may contribute to mood elevation, alleviate discomfort, and provide anti-inflammatory properties. With the calming influence of Humulene and Limonene's refreshing touch, users may experience a profound sense of relaxation and mental clarity, making Blueberry PK a go-to choice for unwinding and stress relief.
Derived from renowned strains, Blueberry PK promises a balanced experience suitable for multiple needs. Its mood-enhancing effects and potential health benefits make it an appealing option for both recreational and therapeutic use. For enthusiasts seeking physical relaxation or a mental reset, Blueberry PK invites us to savor its nuanced flavors and embrace the tranquil sensations it offers.

Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [PK]
Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Focused, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berries, Woody, Earthy, Citrus, Lemon



Blueberry PK 7g Popcorn Flower

Introducing Franken Pie, an Indica-dominant strain crafted from the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie. This strain offers a robust and deeply relaxing experience, ideal for those in pursuit of tranquility. With primary terpenes like Myrcene, Limonene, and trans-Caryophyllene, Franken Pie boasts a unique flavor profile providing both a sweet and savory twist to the smoking experience.

Franken Pie's taste is as diverse as its effects, delivering a blend of flavors that intrigue and satisfy the palate. Enjoying joints, pipes, or vaporizers ensures each session promises a flavorful journey that's both tranquil and euphoric. As you indulge in Franken Pie, anticipate a potent and relaxing experience that eases the body and calms the mind, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day or simply finding inner peace.

With Franken Pie, relaxation is effortless. Its Indica dominance ensures a tranquil state of being, allowing users to sink into a deep sense of calmness and contentment. Whether a seasoned enthusiast or new to cannabis, Franken Pie invites exploration into the soothing embrace of its effects and the richness of its flavors. Users report feelings of relaxation and euphoria, while its terpene profile indicates this strain may have pain-relieft, anti-inflammatory, and antidepressant properties.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

Franken Pie .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

Blackberry Larry 7g Popcorn Flower

Franken Pie Ready2Roll 5g Flower

Gorilla Pie is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gorilla Glue #4 X Jelly Pie strains. Infamous for its amazing flavor
and heavy-hitting high, Gorilla Pie is a great choice for any hybrid lover who is looking for a high level of potency behind their bud.

This bud has a super sweet and fruity grape pie flavor with hints of black pepper and diesel upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity berry overtone that's accented by spicy herbs and peppery dank diesel.

The Gorilla Pie high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, first hitting your mind with an uplifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You'll be insanely euphoric with a boost in sociability and creativity that lends itself well to any conversation at hand. You may find that you'll be hit with a case of the giggles in this state, leaving you laughing at
anything and everything before you know it.

Its heavy effects make Gorilla Pie a great choice for treating experienced patients suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, depression or mood swings, chronic
fatigue, nausea or appetite loss and chronic pain. This bud has small and tight rounded
minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny, milky white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

Gorilla Pie 1g Flower 

The Strain - This strain was developed in the Santa Cruz area. A blend of different local Sativa strains, Sour Garlic smells like sour fruit and garlic. Strong Sativa medicine with a powerful, alert high. A unique, boutique offering from the Santa Cruz mountains.

AJ’s Sour Diesel crossed with GMO and Rocket Fuel, this rare and unique Indica-dominant variety is part of Mosca’s Super Petrol line and offers an incredible terpene profile with impressive trichome coverage.

Sour Garlic combines the best of both worlds with dominant, pungent sour fuel mixed with an herbal, aromatic garlic mushroom aroma, and a hint of spice. A strain that offers
something different but will quickly become one of your favorites.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [AJ Sour Diesel] x [GMO/Fuel]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Cerebral, Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruit, Garlic, Earthy, Wood, Spice

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Sour Garlic 3.5G Flower

Platinum Kush Mints, a premium strain made by crossing Platinum OG Kush with Kush Mints, is a potent combination designed to deliver stratosphere-level THC levels. Ideal for post-work relaxation, this indica dominant hybrid offers deeply relaxing effects that can easily transition you into a restful night's sleep. The marriage of Platinum OG Kush's frost-covered, earthy fuel flavor with Kush Mints' minty doughy funk creates a deliciously soothing experience.
This celebrity child strain boasts a stunning appearance with airy forest green nugs featuring minty green undertones, thin orange hairs, and a dense coating of sparkling platinum-white crystal trichomes. Expect aromas of woody pine and spice, complementing a flavor profile characterized by a black coffee taste with hints of woodiness. The high is equally delightful, inducing a state of hazy euphoria in the mind while simultaneously relaxing the body into a deeply calm state free of aches and pains. These reported effects make it a favorable choice for those seeking relief from chronic pain, headaches, stress, depression, and insomnia.
Platinum Kush Mints is a top-tier offering for cannabis enthusiasts seeking potent relaxation and therapeutic benefits. With its soothing effects and tantalizing flavor, this strain promises a tranquil journey towards peace and tranquility, making it a valuable addition to any cannabis connoisseur's collection.
Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: Platinum Kush x Thin Mint GSC
Breeder: In-House Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Nerolidol, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Giggly, Uplifted, Euphoric, Sleepy
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Coffee, Earthy, Pine, Woody, Spice

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