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The Strain - Biscotti is a potent indica cannabis strain made by combining Girl Scout Cookies, Gelato #25 and South Florida OG. This strain produces a cerebral high that leaves consumers feeling relaxed, creative, and buzzy from head-to-toe. The effects of Biscotti are known to creep up on consumers, so it's best to take it slow with this strain.

Biscotti is said to have a sweet and buttery aroma, translating into a slightly bitter taste reminiscent of coffee. The aroma is of earthy herbs and fruits with a notable cookie effect. Biscotti flowers into small, dense, olive-green buds marked by dark green and purple foliage with wispy, orange pistils and a thick frosty coating of bright white crystal trichomes.

Medical marijuana patients turn to this strain to relieve symptoms associated with stress, anxiety, and depression, reporting a great body high that melts all pain and puts the mind at ease.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: Gelato #25 x Girl Scout Cookies x South Florida OG

Breeder: Cookies Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Vanilla, Earthy, Coffee

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Biscotti 3.5g Flower

Biscotti

The Strain - Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis
genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live
Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in
Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms.
After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360
found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile
dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones,
and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-
Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Clementine 5pk Smokos 0.5g

Clementine

The Strain - A happy mix of Ghost Train Haze x East Coast Sour Diesel. Hop aboard the train and enjoy this perfect morning or mid-afternoon pick me up! This strong sativa strain encapsulates the entourage effect by bringing together a great mix of myrcene,
terpinolene, and pinene. A stress reliever in its terpene and cannabinoid profile, this earthy cultivar keeps your mood up and smiles-a-plenty.

Diesel is an iconic cannabis variety thought to be a cross between Afghani and Mexican landrace strains. This sativa-leaning strain is reportedly another phenotype of the original Chemdawg 91, though its true origins remain a mystery.

According to Seedism, which carries its own version of Diesel, the strain has an intense aroma of grapefruit and lemon that translates into a fruity flavor with hashish undertones.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Ghost Train Haze] x [East Coast Sour Diesel]

Breeder: Sativa Hybrid

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, beta-Myrcene, Ocimene 2, Nerolidol 2, delta-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Woody

Diesel Train 7G Popcorn Flower

Diesel Train

The Strain - Much like the ice-cold treat for which it is named, Gelato marijuana is a smooth and creamy cannabis strain with a flavor that delivers blissful happiness and belies its soaring levels of psychoactive cannabinoid THC.

The euphoria-driven high of Gelato marijuana sets in quickly, which can be overwhelming to novice or first-time consumers, particularly those unaccustomed to the kind of psychedelic headrush characteristic of a sativa of this caliber. Free of worry and tension, with Gelato you’ll find yourself more comfortable in social settings – talkative, energetic, perhaps even the life of the party.

Gelato marijuana smells strongly of oranges, a profile it derives from one parent more than the other. When cured and crushed, however, hints of earthiness round out the aroma for a distinct and enjoyable fragrance. The flavor departs slightly from these citrusy roots and leaves a sweet berry and lavender aftertaste on the exhale.

A spoonful of the Italian dessert is delicious but has little effect on aches and pains. Gelato marijuana, however, is adept at inducing relaxation and reducing the discomfort of chronic aches and pains. Patients suffering from stress and depression have also benefited from the sweetly flavored cannabis’ medicinal effects. The plant itself delights in hues of bright green and dark purple, and its leaves sparkle with crystalline resin.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gelato #33 Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Gelato

The Strain - Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day at home. As an indica-dominant hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Ghost OG Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Ghost OG

The Strain - Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Mandarin Cookies and Peach Rings strains. Looking for the ultimate peach flavor to fall head over heels for? Get ready for Peach Crescendo. This insanely delicious bud packs a sweet tropical citrus flavor with a sweet peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is just as addictive, with a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprisingly pungent hit of chemical spice and citrus. The strain features tingly and arousing full-bodied effects that will leave you couch-locked as your mind soars higher and higher through clarity and focus. You'll feel deeply relaxed physically throughout the duration of this high without affecting your mental energy level in the slightest.

Peach Crescendo is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as cramps, depression, insomnia, appetite loss, chronic pain, and muscle spasms. This bud has tapered heart-shaped dark olive green nugs with long thin amber, red-orange hairs and a coating of tiny bright white crystal trichomes with a beautiful purple tint to them.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Peach Crescendo Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk”, is an indica-dominant hybrid strain born from the union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush. This funky bud embodies the best qualities of its celebrity parentage, delivering an enticing combination of palate-pleasing flavors and potent effects. As you partake in Dr. Funkenstein, the flavor profile reflects its genetic heritage, providing a delightful combination of sweet berry and earthy sharpness that activates on the exhale.

The strain’s appearance features tight, compact popcorn-shaped dark forest green nugs adorned with thick, furry orange hairs, and each nug is generously coated with a frosty layer of white crystal trichomes and sticky resin. The strain's dense buds and prominent trichome coverage not only contribute to its visual appeal but also underscore its potential strength.

Dr. Funkenstein induces an almost psychedelic high, pleasantly enveloping both mind and body. With an onset marked by euphoria and cerebral stimulation, it gradually transitions into a powerful body buzz, leaving consumers in a state of deep relaxation and couch-lock. As the high peaks, expect a strong case of the munchies and a gentle descent into introspection, accompanied by a mild sedative effect. These characteristics may make Dr. Funkenstein a suitable choice for managing conditions such as chronic pain, depression, anxiety, and appetite loss.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]

Breeder: Royal King Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet

Dr. Funkenstein .5g Smokos Preroll 2-Pack

Unicorn Poop is a unqiue hybrid strain resulting from a blend of GMO Cookies and Sophisticated Lady. Bred by Thug Pug, its Sophisticated Lady parentage is derived from a rare crossing of Ghost OG and Grateful Breath. Its taste is a harmonious combination of sweet and sour citrus fruits, complemented by notes of ripe berries and a subtle earthiness. The aroma mirrors its delightful flavor, offering a fruity bouquet underscored by hints of diesel, sour citrus, and fresh herbs.

This strain is as enchanting as it sounds, offering users a euphoric high that uplifts the mood and induces giggly laughter. Alongside its euphoric effects, Unicorn Poop also delivers a soothing body high, promoting relaxation without immobilizing the user. The strain's appearance is equally enchanting, with dense, dark forest green buds adorned with amber hairs and a generous coating of glistening trichomes. Beyond its aesthetics, Unicorn Poop is celebrated for its reported giggly and euphoric effects, making it a favorite among cannabis connoisseurs seeking a lighthearted and enjoyable experience.

Unicorn Poop's moniker might raise eyebrows, but its effects and illustrious lineage are nothing short of magical. With its delightful flavor profile, enchanting aroma, and euphoric high, Unicorn Poop promises a whimsical journey. Enthusiasts report the strain assists with relieving stress, anxiety, depression, and chronic pain.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: GMO Cookies x Sophisticated Lady

Breeder: Thug Pug

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Body-High, Giggly, Social, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Sour, Spicy, Sweet, Fruity, Citrus

Unicorn Poop 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain - As an Animal Cookies/Stardawg cross, Animal Star Cookies is a gentle yet
powerful cannabis strain. This even hybrid both calms the body and uplifts the spirits. Low to moderate doses of Animal Star Cookies helps people relax and find themselves in a healthy state of emotional well-being.

Patients report the strain is a good choice for relieving stress, anxiety, and depression. It is also believed to be effective in reducing pain, aiding digestion, and promoting rest, making it ideal for a breadth of medical issues.

Animal Star Cookies may be helpful in treating the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, insomnia, and some mental discomforts.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Animal Cookies] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Pinene,
Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Vanilla, Nutty, Earthy

Animal Star Cookies 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain - Gorilla Pie is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gorilla Glue #4 X Jelly Pie strains. Infamous for its amazing flavor and heavy-hitting high, Gorilla Pie is a great choice for any hybrid lover who is looking for a high level of potency behind their bud.

This bud has a super sweet and fruity grape pie flavor with hints of black pepper and
diesel upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity berry overtone that's accented by spicy herbs and peppery dank diesel.

The Gorilla Pie high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, first hitting your mind with an uplifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You'll be insanely euphoric with a boost in sociability and creativity that lends itself well to any conversation at hand. You may find that you'll be hit with a case of the giggles in this state, leaving you laughing at anything and everything before you know it.

Its heavy effects make Gorilla Pie a great choice for treating experienced patients suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, depression or mood swings, chronic fatigue, nausea or appetite loss and chronic pain. This bud has small and tight rounded minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny, milky white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gorilla Pie Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

Gorilla Pie

Strain Description:

This strain is created by crossing DJ Short Pre99 Blueberry and Alien Kush. It has
a sweet earthy aroma, which is blended with a milky smoke. First bred by Green
Beanz seed, this hybrid is an Indica-dominant strain.

With its different arrays of phenotypes, the buds of this cannabis have hues of
yellow and green. Known for its fruity scent, this cannabis gives off sweet smoke
when combusted.

This strain will give you an energizing, euphoric, and uplifting effect while
enhancing concentration. This hybrid has been reported to improve your focus
and amplify creativity. Patients report a citrus and fruity taste, with sedative
effects building after an increased dose.

Alien Blackout is reported to be effective in the management of chronic pain,
depression, anxiety, stress, loss of appetite, nausea, and insomnia. People
suffering from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and inflammation will seek
refuge in this soothing hybrid.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Holy Grail] x [Fire White Alien]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool, alpha-Humulene, beta-
Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Euphoric, Uplifting, Focused

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Woody, Pine

Alien Blackout 28G Flower

The Strain - This strain produces relaxing affects you can feel through your body while your mind retains focus. GMO Cookies is loved for its ability to relieve stress and aches without total sedation, while featuring strong aromas like diesel, coffee, and fruit. GMO Cookies is said to be the perfect choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain insomnia, inflammation, chronic fatigue, depression, and chronic stress.

Contrary to what you might think, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a cross between Chemdawg D and a GSC (formerly Girl Scout Cookies) Forum cut. GMO Cookies is said to carry a flavor of garlic (G), mushroom (M), and onion (O) that descends from its Chemdawg lineage. GMO Cookies is said to produce olive green buds with bits of purple and orange blanketed by a mantle of trichomes.

Known for its super pungent aroma and heavily sedative high, GMO Cookies is a favorite of indica lovers everywhere. This bud has a deliciously savory garlic flavor with a pungent spicy exhale that stays on your tongue long after your final toke. The GMO Cookies high is truly one to behold, with long-lasting effects that will have you flying high and staying there for hours on end before you fade away into a deep and peaceful sleep. You'll feel totally relaxed and lifted with a deep sense of relaxation that permeates both mind and body with heavily sedative effects.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

GMO Cookies 7G Popcorn Flower

GMO Cookies

The Strain - Gorilla Pie is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gorilla Glue #4 X Jelly Pie strains. Infamous for its amazing flavor and heavy-hitting high, Gorilla Pie is a great choice for any hybrid lover who is looking for a high level of potency behind their bud.

This bud has a super sweet and fruity grape pie flavor with hints of black pepper and diesel upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity berry overtone that's accented by spicy herbs and peppery dank diesel.

The Gorilla Pie high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, first hitting your mind with an uplifted sense of pure happiness and ease. You'll be insanely euphoric with a boost in sociability and creativity that lends itself well to any conversation at hand. You may find that you'll be hit with a case of the giggles in this state, leaving you laughing at anything and everything before you know it.

Its heavy effects make Gorilla Pie a great choice for treating experienced patients suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, depression or mood swings, chronic fatigue, nausea or appetite loss and chronic pain. This bud has small and tight rounded minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny, milky white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Gorilla Pie 3.5G Flower

Meet Blueberry PK, a soothing strain born from the genetic blend of Outkast's Blueberry and PK. Its dense clusters boast deep blue hues and vibrant orange pistils, creating a visually captivating sight. With primary terpenes like trans-Caryophyllene, Humulene, and Limonene, anticipate a flavor medley of dank, kushy, and sweet notes that tantalize the taste buds.
Blueberry PK goes beyond its flavorful profile, offering potential health benefits and distinctive effects. The terpenes present may contribute to mood elevation, alleviate discomfort, and provide anti-inflammatory properties. With the calming influence of Humulene and Limonene's refreshing touch, users may experience a profound sense of relaxation and mental clarity, making Blueberry PK a go-to choice for unwinding and stress relief.
Derived from renowned strains, Blueberry PK promises a balanced experience suitable for multiple needs. Its mood-enhancing effects and potential health benefits make it an appealing option for both recreational and therapeutic use. For enthusiasts seeking physical relaxation or a mental reset, Blueberry PK invites us to savor its nuanced flavors and embrace the tranquil sensations it offers.

Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [PK]
Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Focused, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berries, Woody, Earthy, Citrus, Lemon



Blueberry PK 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a new and extremely unique genetic strain that is crossed with Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. The remarkably sweet and almost sugar-like aroma of White Fire Cookies is directly inherited from the GSC. Not only does the GSC lend it’s amazing, sweet notes but seeing as the child strain of another OG, OG Kush, there is also a fair amount of dankness and mellow effects that GSC brings to White Fire Cookies. This is even though GSC is usually considered to be a hybrid strain. The White Fire OG side of the heritage puts the sativa in the sativa dominant hybrid WiFi Cookies. Its effects are deceptive, and there’s much more to this strain than meets the eye.

WiFi x Cookies has greatly inherited OG Kush and GSC characteristics, offering an aroma that combines earthy, floral, and spicy notes with menthol, citric and chocolate touches. Great aromas and flavors accompanied by an intense euphoric and cheerful effect that will also relax your body and muscles.

Patients report WiFi Cookies most effective in treating ADD, ADHD, chronic pain, depression, fatigue, nausea, and stress

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

WiFi Cookies 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain - Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day at home. As an indica-dominant hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

Ghost OG 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a new and extremely unique genetic strain that is crossed with Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. The remarkably sweet and almost sugar-like aroma of White Fire Cookies is directly inherited from the GSC. Not only does the GSC lend it’s amazing, sweet notes but seeing as the child strain of another OG, OG Kush, there is also a fair amount of dankness and mellow effects that GSC brings to White Fire Cookies. This is even though GSC is usually considered to be a hybrid strain. The White Fire OG side of the heritage puts the sativa in the sativa dominant hybrid WiFi Cookies. Its effects are deceptive, and there’s much more to this strain than meets the eye.

WiFi x Cookies has greatly inherited OG Kush and GSC characteristics, offering an aroma that combines earthy, floral, and spicy notes with menthol, citric and chocolate touches. Great aromas and flavors accompanied by an intense euphoric and cheerful effect that will also relax your body and muscles.

Patients report WiFi Cookies most effective in treating ADD, ADHD, chronic pain, depression, fatigue, nausea, and stress

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Wifi Cookies Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms. After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360 found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones, and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and doubled them up for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Clementine 2pk Smokos 0.5g

The Strain - This homage to the comic book legend could turn even the Incredible Hulk into a mild-mannered everyman. It's a powerfully relaxing hybrid, with Sativa-dominant genes that deliver a massive dose of THC. Bruce Banner originates from a cross between Ghost OG and Strawberry Diesel that makes this a holy grail of sorts for patients seeking the strongest high. CBD contents, however, are low, so this is not an ideal choice for conditions that respond to that chemical.

The head high is intensely euphoric, combined with strong creativity and a whole-body mood boost. Energy levels are high, making this a good daytime strain. Bruce Banner is a highly effective painkiller, but it's also good for anxiety, depression, nausea, and sleeplessness.

The dominant flavor is sweet, with notes of citrus and a strong, pungent smell. The bud has a heavily frosted appearance due to a thick layer of resinous glands.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Bruce Banner Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

Bruce Banner

The Strain - Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Mandarin Cookies and Peach Rings strains. Looking for the ultimate peach flavor to fall head over heels for? Get ready for Peach Crescendo. This insanely delicious bud packs a sweet tropical citrus flavor with a sweet peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is just as addictive, with a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprisingly pungent hit of chemical spice and citrus. The strain features tingly and arousing full-bodied effects that will leave you couch-locked as your mind soars higher and higher through clarity and focus. You'll feel deeply relaxed physically throughout the duration of this high without affecting your mental energy level in the slightest.

Peach Crescendo is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as cramps, depression, insomnia, appetite loss, chronic pain, and muscle spasms. This bud has tapered heart-shaped dark olive green nugs with long thin amber, red-orange hairs and a coating of tiny bright white crystal trichomes with a beautiful purple tint to them.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Peach Crescendo Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

This hybrid, a cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Pink Panties, helps to create a well balanced high. The buds are purple and heavily frosted. Notes of vanilla and berries make for an enjoyably sweet profile when smoked. Users have reported feeling relaxed and euphoric.

Sherb Cake has become the perfect blend for an evening of stress relief and a creative lift. Its smooth blend of sweet berries and vanilla is what draws people to its blissful hybrid effects. The lightly purple and frosted buds provide a delicate touch to the relaxing, stress-relieving, and creativity enhancing effects of this well balanced strain.

People who use this strain report feelings of intense calmness and even serenity. Its ability to relax the mind and body without providing the feelings of “heavy sedation” common with other strains are greatly appreciated by many of its users.

 In addition, those using this strain report an improved mood, thanks to its qualities of inducing deep states of mental clarity and emotional awareness. It also aids in relieving both physical and emotional pain that might otherwise keep one down, giving users a much-needed emotional reprieve from their troubles. With its incredible ability to relax, clear the mind, and ease pain, it’s an effective way to help deal with life’s problems.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies x Pink Panties

Primary Terpene Profile: limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed

Top Report Strain Flavors: vanilla, berries

Sherb Cake 1g Flower

The Strain - Named for its super hazy, heady high and gorgeous appearance, Violet Fog is the perfect choice for any connoisseur of classic indicas. Violet Fog has a sweet and fruity grape flavor with a spicy and skunky exhale. The aroma takes a pungent turn, with a heavy rotting grapes overtone accented by a punch of skunkiness. The buds of Violet Fog have gorgeous, fluffy, grape-shaped, dark olive green nugs with bright purple undertones, thin orange hairs and a coating of bright purple-white crystal trichomes.

The high produced from Violet Fog is one that's perfect for a lazy evening or afternoon, with hazy and unfocused effects that are perfect for helping you settle down after a long and stressful day. You'll feel the effects begin to settle, rolling in like the evening fog before dropping you into complete physical and mental sedation. You'll find your mind lifted with a sense of unfocused happiness that quickly turns heady and giggly. At the same time, your body will drop off into a super relaxing and calming state of physical sedation.

This combination will turn sleepy, so be ready to take a nap! These soothing effects make Violet Fog a great choice for treating chronic pain, insomnia or nightmares, depression or mood swings and chronic stress or PTSD.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: Grape Gasoline x Khalifa Mints

Breeder: Unknown

Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplited, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet

Violet Fog 7g Popcorn Flower

Violet Fog

The Strain - Chemdog OG, also known as "OG Chem" and "Chemdawg OG", is an indica strain crossed between two legends: Chemdawg and OG Kush. OG Chem inspires users to reach the outer limits of their potential when they need a creative boost. Uplifting and euphoric, OG Chem invites the mind to indulge in its creative side while elevating the mood to a light and carefree state.

The diesel notes of Chemdawg combine with the sour, piney scent of OG Kush to create a pungent skunky aroma that fills the room. It is famous for its unmistakable chemical smell that can often come across as being slightly overpowering to some. Nugs are airy with bright pistils and an enticingly thick coating of crystal trichomes.

Chemdog OG will coat the inside of your mouth with its solid diesel taste, a sticky and chemical flavor lingering on its inhale. On the exhale, the smoke tastes creamy and pine-like, leaving a sweet and pungent taste on your lips.

As your mind is lifted to a state of pure bliss, you’ll be able to maintain a sense of focused motivation that will help you take on any task on your to-do list. Above all else, you’ll be thrilled during your activities, as this strain is great for lifting your spirits for hours on end.

Chemdog OG is well-known for allowing medical patients to embark upon their day with a clear head and a sense of ease. Ideal for managing stress and depression, those with chronic pain and fatigue will also enjoy relief. This strain tends to induce munchies, so if you have issues with a lack of appetite this just might be your strain of choice.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Chemdawg]

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, beta-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Talkative, Creative, Focused, Happy, Aroused, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Chemical, Diesel, Pine

Chemdog OG 7g Popcorn Flower

OG Chem

The Strain - This strain produces relaxing affects you can feel through your body while your mind retains focus. GMO Cookies is loved for its ability to relieve stress and aches without total sedation, while featuring strong aromas like diesel, coffee, and fruit. GMO Cookies is said to be the perfect choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain insomnia, inflammation, chronic fatigue, depression, and chronic stress.

Contrary to what you might think, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a cross between Chemdawg D and a GSC (formerly Girl Scout Cookies) Forum cut. GMO Cookies is said to carry a flavor of garlic (G), mushroom (M), and onion (O) that descends from its Chemdawg lineage. GMO Cookies is said to produce olive green buds with bits of purple and orange blanketed by a mantle of trichomes.

Known for its super pungent aroma and heavily sedative high, GMO Cookies is a favorite of indica lovers everywhere. This bud has a deliciously savory garlic flavor with a pungent spicy exhale that stays on your tongue long after your final toke. The GMO Cookies high is truly one to behold, with long-lasting effects that will have you flying high and staying there for hours on end before you fade away into a deep and peaceful sleep. You'll feel totally relaxed and lifted with a deep sense of relaxation that permeates both mind and body with heavily sedative effects.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

GMO Cookies Ready2Roll 5G Flower

A powerful indica strain producing relaxing effects while helping your mind retain focus. 

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