Alternative Remedies

Tim was my budtender when I dropped into Alternative Remedies last week, and of course my stoner-ass is just getting around to writing the review... There are a few things I would like to mention about Tim and my experiences at Alternative Remedies: 1) This neighborhood dispensary has a calm, clean and cozy environment, with lots of educational posters and various helpful informational handouts to provide context for #2. 2) All the budtenders that have helped me with my purchases have been delightfully and scientifically informative, without seeming condescending or overly “bro”-y. As someone who has been to many dispensaries in many states, I have encountered a lot of different types of budtenders, but the ones at Alternative Remedies have left one of the best impressions by providing scientific, thorough and relevant information to my shopping experience. For example, I mentioned that one strain Tim presenter to me smelled like mango! And he got this bright-eyed look and told me all about the terpene “myrcene” that is found in high quantities in mangos (and hops), and of course, certain strains of cannabis. I love shit like this, and sure enough, there was a poster behind me that had even more information about terpenes that I was invited to take a picture of. 3) The products I have purchased have been of excellent quality for the price. Lately, Oregon is notorious for its affordable cannabis, and I have noticed that you often get what you pay for when it comes to “cheap” ounces. Alternative Remedies’ “cheap ounces” are, by far, of superior quality! I was pleased to hear that Tim would let me mix and match strains as well, which seems to be an increasingly rare option when it comes to purchasing flower from dispensaries. 4) I have gotten free shit more than once for asking questions and just being generally observant. This is not a tourist’s dispensary and feels like visiting a better-equipped version of your old weed dealer, so relationships matter. They are generous and true weed aficionados at Alternative Remedies, and for that reason I felt compelled to actually write a review! Thanks again <3

So I found out recently that the only place that sells fullmelt hash in the area is Alternative Remedies, so I stopped in for my first time a couple days ago. It's a smaller dispensary, with a small waiting area before going into the back where the budtender is. The back is really clean with a glass counter showing some of their products and some flower out to look at. The hash display is separate and to the left of the counter. It's cooled so the hash stays fresh and doesnt grease up. They had a nice selection of IWE as well as some amazing flower. I ended up picking out some 🔥🔥 Death Star & Candyland X Chem 91 5/6 ⭐️. The flowers were cultivated by Nelson&Co and extracted by Permaculture Solutions. Both examples are 70μ and melt amazingly into a puddle, leaving little residue in my quartz banger and is easily cleaned with a q-tip after each dab. They both taste amazing and represent their flower counterparts very well IMO. The Candy/Chem is my favorite of the two. It smells and tastes like a sweet pile of dirt soaked in fuel. I will definitely be back to grab some more. So, if you're looking for fullmelt IWE Hash in Portland, I'd definitely check out Permaculture Solutions and Alternative Remedies.

Really enjoyed the quality of products carried as well as the super friendly and knowledgeable staff. Will be back.

Only place i go

This place is fantastic! Easy access and friendly service - great lounge and I was encouraged to take my time. The knowledgeable staff was helpful and they had awesome medibles! I will be back soon!

I love this dispensary people are real nice very quick service had no problems here ever couple blocks down the street from my house really convenient awesome I love it plus a good variety

All staff who work here create a very comfortable environment. If you're looking for a very chill place to medicate this is a fantastic place to stop by. I recommend Alternative Remedies - great edibles, cana-drinks, and flower.

Best ice wax in Oregon! Fantastic buds!

Its hard to say what I was most impressed by but considering good customer service is hard to find these days lets just go with that. Damian and Tom were extremely friendly and knowledgeable. If you're a new smoker they'll help you find what you need without belittling your knowledge and if you're experienced they got a lot of great meds and good edibles that are upto the highest standards if you ask me."The brandt" edible knocked me out I couldnt even make it to 4:20 on 420! Great lounge to hang out and medicate, returning as soon as possible

Came in for a Pax Era and the staff was courteous and knowledgeable (and not in a snobbish kind of way).

Location is great and very convenient! Customer service is very great! Very kind and know what they're talking about! Big thanks to alternative remedies!

I have found my FOREVER DISPENSARY!! Everyone here was incredibly helpful and kind. I highly recommend this business for anyone who uses marijuana for medical issues, as they are well versed in the different strains and their individual effects for certain ailments. I have MS (Multiple Sclerosis) which comes with too many side effects and pain to even begin to describe. They were able to break down which strain/form would help each separate ailment. Vanessa & Bryan were SO HELPFUL and more than happy to go through the different strains with us. -The CBD strain (Nubia) helps me sleep without the regular pain medication I would have to take -- It relaxes the muscles and fights insomnia. -The transdermal patch is also fantastic as well. You can cut the patch also so the dose is as low as you need. -The Irie CBD Dab Rocks are probably one of the best highs out there- it is something I use to get motivated in the mornings and gives a very different feel than any other CBD strain on the market. -We also purchased some of the Truly Pure Pens & Cartridges. They have several different pens to choose from, but these do always last the longest. The ATF cartridge was primo. Took away the pain while offering a good dose of the giggles. They are bringing the personalized experience to every customer and are not just a 'pot shop' like a lot of the places here. IF YOU WANT A DISPENSARY THAT ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THEIR CUSTOMERS---THIS IS THE PLACE!!!

Alternative Remedies brings world class ganja, delicious and generously medicated medibles, topicals, high quality bho and wax, as well as cannabis infused sodas. All of their products are hand crafted organically with the utmost care. Staff menbers are knowledgeable and welcoming to first timers as well as returning patients. No door fees and a chill lounge setting with couches and a nice pool table make it a perfect place to medicate with friends. Any OMMP patient or caregiver with valid card and identification would be wise to add Alternative Remedies as another trusted destination of the highest quality.

I walked in. I am sure they had just opened. They guy behind the counter shared a dab with me saying ' mind if we do this together, i have yet to medicate this morning.' yeah i like this place.

Absolutely wonderful!From the moment you walk in.As a med patient. I frequent different dispesaries.Would rank this in the top three.Definently will make my way there again.

Service: Good service, very friendly staff there to take the time to help you find the right strain, edibles, and more to meet your needs. Knowledge: Basic knowledge of strains, knowing which strain is more dominant for sativa vs indica. CBD and THC levels were listed or known, but most dispensaries don't, so no big deal. Meds: More than a dozen strains, well known and newer strains alike, good quality. A decent selection of edibles, oils, topicals, and concentrates. Atmosphere: This for me, makes the place unique, pool table, lounge area, it's inviting and makes you want to hang out for a bit. - I consider myself a critical reviewer, I don't give out all 5's just because I picked up some decent meds, a dispensary review involves careful consideration and my reviews reflect that.

Nice atmosphere, nice people, and great medicine.

It is located in a convenient location, and has parking. All the products are top notch.

I absolutely love this place, it is one of my favorites! The service is exemplary, the staff is very friendly. The atmosphere is a home like setting; an awesome environment to make new acquaintances. They have an awesome selection of medibles. I am never disappointed. I would definitely recommend this to others. I need not forget to mention the pool table in there!

Best melts in town!!

Love the bubble hash!!

Went here a couple days ago. Flower selection wasn’t the best, top shelf was okay nothing caught me eye. Probably won’t ever come back. Was pretty let down.

On my first day scouting around for dispensaries, I found these guys. Pretty good meds, nice friendly knowledgable staff. I like that there's no fees and a smoking lounge. Oh and its dog friendly too! And leash trained cats.

Was welcomed VERY warmly. Lots of space and awesome chill spot, good meds, nice edible selection, very friendly, good vibes all around! The lady budtender was a ssweetheart and treated me like family! Everyone else I met was the same way. I would say they're the next nice nice up and coming club!! :)