Gorge Greenery - Hood River

So, it’s just a matter of fact that this is the best looking place to buy pot. Whoever set it up and decorated it did an amazing job. They also have a fantastic selection of products. I haven’t been able to get past this weird feeling that I’m not totally welcome when I go in. I don’t know why, but it’s almost like this is the shop for tourists and the wealthier residents of town. I don’t think they mean to come off as elitist, but I don’t usually get the help I need to be confident in a purchase and the budtenders have never seemed to care or try to help me. Maybe this is just my own hang-up, but I just don’t get what I want at this shop. Definitely a nice cannabis boutique, though. Just not my style.

This shop has *probably* the best products in Hood River, however they have a strange and inconsistent procedure that really bothered me. I don't know if this is a Hood River County/City regulation, but according to Gorge Greenery you cannot leave their store without your product in a bag. Okay, fair enough. And the bag they give you is this pretty nice zipper bag with a lock, clearly designed to be child/tamper proof. But, the first time I visited and this was explained to me, I was charged for that bag without being notified. Admittedly, it was an additional $1 charge. But it's not a very good business practice to simply add a charge without first notifying the customer of the additional charge right? Of course, I was told that if I brought back the bag and product jar that they would "start a punch card for me." Uh, thanks... Yet, I went back a second time (without the first bag I was given), however this time they didn't charge me for the bag, but still insisted that they "have" to give me the special bag. And then the third and last time I visited, they didn't give me a bag at all, and made no mention of it. I've visited other stores in Hood River, and other Oregon stores as well, not sure why they do this, but insisting that the bag is necessary because of "regulations", and then charging for it without notifying the customer, and the subsequent inconsistency of that policy is just weird.

Great service and 420 deals!

Its good dnt get me wronge just cant aford to smoke here. Never seen a gram worth 20$ before tax. Great people though and the weed will get u for sure blazed. Need to maybe think about ur locals more often than being so touristy driven. I loved shoping here for the longest time so if money aint shit its worth it.

very nice selection of organically grown flower. Their menu lists flower by the grower and region which is nice, great service and the shop is set up nice.

I was pleasantly surprised to find this professionally staffed location, in Hood River, Oregon. Everyone has been very helpful and knowledgeable about their products. Ask for Cesar Escobar, RRT...for suggestions regarding medical issues. Their location makes my visits fast and easy.

Great shop! super clean and great staff!

great place! very nice people.

I was in need of a PAX2 oven lid. Gorge Greenery had it! Super knowledgeable and friendly staff. Nice offering of products in a warm and stylish store. I'll be going back!

Gorge Greenery is simply FANTASTIC! I've shopped in Washington and decided to go across the Columbia to Hood River. Glad I did. From reception (very professional) to sales associates (very very knowledgeable) this store is #1 in my book. Did I mention they have a great selection of product as well?

great place to get seeds.. awesome folks, shop here, have NY Lox bagel sandwich right next door ! (plug.. love you guys)

Amazing customer service! I would drive 3.5 hours back to Hood River, just to come to this shop. Very friendly and knowledgeable. On a scale from 1 to 10 they rocked it at a 100!

Love this dispensary. Always helpful and friendly staff. Favorite dispensary so far.

A business that really is geared towards going green. Knowledgeable staff that have been in the industry for years, had a nice chat with the gentleman that helped me. Great products, and awesome atmosphere. Will definitely be back when I’m up this way :)

great selection and really knowledgeable staff. i've been going there for years, has really kind bud

Great product and super service.

If you want Old Skool customer service, wonderful bud, and great prices on your herb ...DO NOT PASS GO..DO NOT COLLECT 200 $... SHOP GORGE GREENERY! BEEN TO THE REST. THIS IS THE BEST!

Definitely the most pricey dispensary I have ever been in. They had a nice selection of edibles, flowers and concentrates but they were so expensive. I also had to watch REC customers come in an get taken care of while I had to wait for the medical patient in front of me to finish their order, half of my visit was spent waiting in line. I was given a free pre roll for my first visit (ya!) but one puff and I threw it out! Harshest stuff I have had in years.

Great place, great staff! Would recommend!

Definitely the most high end dispensary in the gorge HANDS DOWN!!!! Not only do they have the best strains and products around but they go the extra mile to test for pesticides and mold that most dispensaries wont do. So when you shop here you can 110% guarantee you're getting the very cleanest and highest quality around. Plus their staff is the amazing and super informative! Thanks guys!!

Always a good vibe here at Gorge Greenery. Hilarious sign out front of both shops says joints this way, munchies that way as they are downtown next-door to the bagel shop. Cesar hosted a cannabis forum last night, very informative and professional. The biggest reason for me to patronize this shop is they promote organic and pesticide free smoke. Really appreciated the 420 specials the other day, thank you!

Been visiting this shop a few times since they opened and ALWAYS come out with more knowledge from the friendly and helpful staff and good vibes. Great selection on all your rec. and medical needs.

The decor is tasteful and rustic spa like. I had great service, but had to wait a long while to go into the medical area. Concentrate and CBD selection is good. Prices are better elsewhere for same product.

This is hands-down the best dispensary I've ever been to. I've been coming here since they opened and never have been disappointed. First-class service extremely knowledgeable staff!