36 Reviews of Theorem Cannabis - Kenmore
4.7(36)
4.7
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4.9
Service
4.6
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May 14, 2016
I really like Theorem. 1st time buying weed in a while, and 1st legal rec shop I'd gone to. They are very friendly and helpful and always able to discuss strains from knowledge. I always leave happy and feeling taking care of.
Plus, update: the construction on the 522 has eased up and they have finished the sidewalk by the parking lots for the store, so the is now much improved and easy.
It's also accessible from the Burke Gilman bike trail by stairs or a walk around the block.
Only thing that would make it more exciting would some combo deals between bags and pre-rolls. Or, pre-rolls with kief added. Or,
Moonrocks! :-p
June 18, 2016
Top quality diverse cast, that knows their stuff. High quality strains, I was given some advice to try 'Diabla' a Hybrid 'SkyHigh' and although I wasn't sold but I took his word as its his favorite and I can't complain, about their knowledge. The store is awesome and have a nice view although it's hard to find location wise. It haves potential to be one lf the best Recs store north seattle and bellvue.
August 23, 2017
Close to my house, some great flower and drinks. The staff is great! I can't believe the negative remarks. I've been coming here since it opened. Vet smoker.
October 26, 2016
Theorem has the friendliest, most knowledgeable staff on the north and east side! They steer me in the right direction every time. I'm looking for CBD when I visit a shop, and I've always been given great advice at Theorem, from edibles to carts to flower. They are awesome, and they recognized me from my second visit on and always make me feel like I'm a regular on Cheers.
December 3, 2015
This shop has the friendliest employees I've encountered at any rec store. They take their time talking with you to find out what you want and make good suggestions.
October 18, 2015
I came here the first time because it is close to my house. At first I thought the prices were too high (about $10 more for my full gram oil cartridge then I was paying at my previous store), but then a few weeks later my old fav rec store raised their prices too for the same product. So after exploring a few more store I came back to Theorem and realized the prices are all pretty competitive. Plus they have a wide variety so it is possible to find a slightly less pricey version of whatever your looking for.
So now I've been coming a few times a week for a while. I've only had an issue 1 time. I purchased a faulty cartridge and was told I couldn't exchange it. I was so disappointed because now I was out about $50. :( But the very next time I went in, the manager stopped me and told me she could exchange it for me and was so super helpful.
The fact that I had already excepted my loss but she went above and beyond to make the transaction right. I really appreciate that kind of superior service.
I see a lot of other reviews stating this place seems to only appeals to the hoitie toitie (upperclass) well I am just a mother, no makeup, no designer purse, slippers and sometimes sweats, and they treated me like I was appreciated. That is why I will continue to go back and recommend this store to anyone.
July 17, 2015
This place is like Nordstrom or something but instead of overpriced jeans they just carry the dopest dope.
You go in and don't get blasted with some gross mix of scents trying to cover other scents, but instead it's just a suggestion of that sweet Mary Jane perfume.
Snoop's Dream is my favorite for sure, and them having pre-rolls helps make it easy, but they got all kinds of edibles which keeps the lady friend hiiiiigh too.
People were nice, one dude knew a bunch more than I do which is rare. Prices seemed pretty good compared to everyone else I've been to since legalization.
December 25, 2015
This place just keeps getting better and better. There have been multiple times where I have wanted to give this place a 3 or 4 star review. Every single time I have waited to see if they are better on my next visit before reviewing. And low and behold, every single time they have somehow impressed me enough for me to hold off on giving this place an average review. I don't think I will ever find the perfect place for me to legally purchase marijuana. I have visited quite a few shops in the Seattle area, both medical and recreational, and none of them have been perfect. There are many awesome places to purchase cannabis in the greater puget sound region, however none of the ones that I have visited (in the 8 years that I have been been purchasing marijuana legally, at first on the medical market and now on both the recreational and medical market) have matched the amount of progress that this place has made in such a short time. When I first started coming here shortly after they opened, the selection was mediocre, the quality of products was just decent enough to justify spending the money, and the prices were a bit crazy. I dunno how long exactly they've been open now, but I'm sure it's been less than a year. Since then, they have gotten a much larger selection of produts, dropped their prices, and the quality has improved amazingly. When I first started going here, they had one brand of flower that was worth buying, and the best strain of that brand was $20/g. Of course they had the novelties like edibles, pills and what not, but mostly, I would only come here when I had money to blow. The amount of growth they have made in the about 6 months or so since then has been so amazing that leafly probably would cut me off before I could finish my review. The only complaint that I had left about this place before this review was the selection of quality concentrates for decent prices. They had two brands I would buy (lucid, which was an amazing quality for only $40/g. And omega's blue line which is really pretty good for $25 for 0.5g) however, when I stopped by today on Xmas eve, not only did they provide the amazing customer service that I have come to love them for (and is most of the reason I keep coming back, despite some of the worries I have had about them.), I was able to pick up .5g of live resin, great quality dabs for only $35. Not only is this a great deal, but I was actually debating between that, and another deal they had for some other new brand they had that looked like pretty good stuff that was only $40 for a full gram. I'm sorry for the long ass review, but this place keeps impressing and after my visit today I truly believe that the sky is the limit for theorem and their team. And while I will probably never find the perfect place to legally buy weed, and I will continue to visit other places either due to convenience factors or me just continuing my quest to find my perfect place to buy weed, theorem will always have a special place in my heart. I spent the first 17 years of my life growing up in kenmore, and as a proud stoner, I would love to say that my hometown is home of the best place to legally buy weed in the world. And they definitely have some hurdles to overcome to earn that title, (mostly out of their control, such as that ridiculously high tax and other legal issues) but as long as they continue to provide the level of customer service that they do, and they keep listening to their customers (which I really admire because it's so rare for companies nowadays to put their customers before the bottom line) I have faith that kenmore will be home to the first top of the line, almost perfect, pot store in the world. Once again, sorry for the long review, but this is the first thing I've reviewed in years and the fact that I can't stop gushing over it alone should earn this place a visit from you.
April 25, 2016
Theorem is a great little shop with a view of the air harbor. I like them for all the things everyone else has already said. They have the brands that I like and know their stuff.
July 13, 2015
Brand new shop. Very friendly and knowledgeable staff. Pricing is competitive.
July 5, 2017
I've been to this location a couple of times now and the staff is super friendly and knowledgeable! Selection is decent for store size, and their different sales throughout the week (and birthday discounts) are great.
June 2, 2017
This store is my go to for buds daily! I'm not sure if these negative reviewers need a smoke session or two to get their minds right, but everyone at Theorem is super kind and they know their weed! The prices have gone down and they offer great deals every day. They have a lot to choose from and make sure to make me feel at home each time I visit! You can't go wrong with Theorem!
July 17, 2015
After a long day, the employees at this location were kind and compassionate. In addition they are knowledgeable with out arrogance. I believe the best part was the security guard Quinton. He was caring and jovial and was willing to get change from his car to cover a few cents I was short.
July 17, 2015
Awesome shop, knowledgeable staff, outstanding products, and they take
debit cards, which is way better than coughing up a fee at an in shop atm.
April 22, 2016
Of all the shops I've been to, Theorem has become my favorite! The budtenders all know their product, I've never been steered wrong when it comes to a recommendation, and they are all so friendly and accomodating! If you want a friendly vibe with great products, I definitely recommend checking out this little pot shop.
April 22, 2016
Theorem Cannabis is a rec shop that really takes pride in what they're selling as well as their customer service. Every time I've come in they've helped me get what I want without making me feel dull for not knowing everything there is to know about cannabis. Wether you're an experienced smoker or a newbie, Theorem Cannabis will always make you fell welcome and part of their family.
November 24, 2015
Great service but the products are limited compared to other shop stores. they need to get sitkas in as well as better prices per gram. Seattle and Bellevue shops are cheaper typically. great staff though!
January 22, 2016
I've been to many rec shops and tho this outside of the store needs some real work, the inside is nice and clean--but nothing fancy--nor does it need to be. The people are great, the manager is awesome (she helped me return a bad cart, no problem, and was super pleasant). I've now been in ~5 times and each time I leave with a smile. To improve: how about some specials and discounts?
September 21, 2018
Good people on staff who were super helpful. Got set up with some nice edibles and vape cartridges here. Props to the team. Will be back to stock up on flower.
August 11, 2015
The shop is very clean, not seedy at all. Easy parking and the crew running the shop knew their stuff. This shop has quality figured out! I picked up 3g of Salish Sativa, High Tide. I would definitely recommend this to anyone wanting a go with for their next BBQ!
June 2, 2017
Nice selection. Nice people. Nice prices.
September 4, 2018
The staff are friendly and always seem happy. Probably because they're high 😃
February 3, 2016
Initially I was a bit frustrated because finding parking is difficult and they scanned my ID three times, a tad but overbearing if you ask me. I bought a preroll, smoked it. I can no longer be frustrated about anything. I love Theorem Cannabis, I recommend that you go there.
December 22, 2015
Great place to have your cannabis needs met, awesome staff and cool atmosphere. Products are top notch throughout the price points.