Afghani reviews

This really helps if you suffer from insomnia. Unfortunately, I can't find this in WA state anymore. A few puffs from this and I'm in dreamland, I didn't get high from it, or any next day hangover. I wish I could find it around here again.

As a huge indica fan in a state where truly quality indicas are few and far between, I jumped on this strain as soon as I saw it despite the fact that it was mids. Pure indicas, much less famous landraces, do not show up here often. Jar appeal was decent. Tiny nugs but absolutely covered in dense orange pistils and a thick dusting of amber trichs… told me right there it was gonna annihilate body pain, and I was right. Very spicy, woodsy, herbal scent close to cedar or tobacco. A VERY unique smell that I wasn’t expecting. Taste is the same. I live with a cigar enthusiast, and smoking this strain is exactly like what some aromatic, expensive cigars smell like before they’re lit and become horrible. Don’t tell him I said that. The first night with this strain, I was slapped in the head and face with the heaviest, tingliest, giggliest high. It was ridiculous. I watched Peacemaker and laughed until I cried, then I pestered my brother and my dog like a teenager who had her first margarita. It was great. I do not get to that level with flower alone anymore, at 21% (which is quite good for an indica) I was not expecting that. Terpenes are real, science bitch! It’s been a few days and my brain has gotten more used to the strain. I have not gotten that head high since then. I feel it in my face for sure, and get some bloodhound eyes going, but I actually am extremely clear-headed. Again, a very unique experience that feels hard to describe. It’s one of those highs that trick you into thinking you could drive safely. But what it did most for me, that can’t be overstated, is get rid of my body pain. For months I’ve been having that kind of agonizing, shooting pain in my shoulder joints that doctors have thrown NSAIDs, muscle relaxers, and opiates at while they try to figure out the problem. None of it helps more than 1-2 hours at a time, and as hard as it is to live with being in pain constantly, it’s outright impossible to live life completely gone on a combination of all those pills. I can’t sleep 16 hours a day and then spend the waking time sitting there in a stupor. All while not being able to poop. Good times. And funnily enough this is where Afghani comes in hot a second time. I picked this up for insomnia after taking a hiatus from all the meds. But because it focuses so much on a body stone, and cerebral effects are much clearer, it actually doesn’t make me sleepy at all. It’s a unicorn indica strain that I can smoke literally first thing in the morning and all day/night long if I needed to, and it does not make me sleepy whatsoever. For a powerful painkiller strain, that’s usually a side effect you have to make peace with! Relaxed, yes, calm and easygoing, definitely. Sleepy like an Ambien? Not even close. I can function while not having pain, and it’s hard to find an indica like that. The genetics in Afghani are incredible. I’m getting ready to start my grow journey and this strain will be a permanent fixture in my house if I can get my hands on some good beans.

Good strain for the initial high. As you come down, you have an awful headache.

Buds were plain green, kinda sparkly but not frosty, there were a decent amount of orange hairs. the buds are dense, but not big; it was kinda leafy. Despite its average appearance, this strain is a heavy ass-kicking indica. I love it!!!

This strain is absolutely lovely. It's a very mellow and sets in gradually. It relaxed me but not to the point of heavy couch locked Indica, but if you sit down for too long it's a very real possibility. It felt clear and functional as well, so it's not game over if you smoke it while you still have things to do. The smoke is light and sweet with an earthy and slightly citrus undertone.

If you believe the theory that these original landrace strains were formed by nature to contain the perfect synergistic balance of medical properties, then this is the perfect example of a pure Indica. Warm, cozy, comforting, natural-feeling clean buzz from your head to your toes. Lovely.

Has this from High Mountain Health as "Sweet Afgani Delicious" and while the nose/taste wasnt what I would consider sweet or delicious, the effects were! Nice fast acting but not overpowering. Great for pain management and relaxing throughout the day or before bed. Cant wait to try it again, hoping for more flavor.

You tryna get high? This will do. Couch locked and painless. Got them pearly reds on the brink of disaster. Ya heard.