Alien Asshat reviews

@SkyHighgardens #SkyHighGardens @Skyhigh #Skyhigh #AlienAsshat #AAH (<-exactly what i thought after the #bong hit) Label: #Potency Analysis - Total - 27.20% #THCA - 29.53% #THC - 1.30% #CBD - 0.1% Purchased from @GreenwayMarijuana in #PortOrchard (just hit the shelves as i was there) My #BudTender i prefer to speak to is Steven, this guy is one of the best #BudTenders i have had the pleasure to have met. The #atmosphere there is super friendly and knowledgeable. Everytime, i asked to see a #bud, Steven brought over two or three packages, just so i can see which package has the better #Nugs. I even asked him, why he did that. And his answer was, "just so you have a choice if you want one big nug or little nugs." They also have a frequent smoker card, pretty cool concept. Alien Asshat smells very pungent, a mix between citrus and orange, with a #Skunk undertone. After packing a bowl in #TheJet (Jet Waterpipe) I held my #hemp wick slightly over the bowl and sucked deep and hard, i had the flame pulled into the top of the #bowl just barely touching the Crystalline green grindings, within the #ThatThing 's bowl. As the #smoke traveled through the #stem into the base, morphing into a whirlpool, while a rubber ball evenly distrutes the smoke across a 52 #percolator screen, filling 18" of chamber! I press down on the #carb and clearing every bit of that smooth ice cold ❄ smoke, blasting with a heavy Lemon juice, citrus flavors glistening across my tongue, down my throat, completely filling my lungs. After exhaling my after taste is lemonade, i dont even know how that happened. Lol The high is intense, very, very intense. I feel like im wearing a hat. My blood feels like it is rushing to my brain, ringing in ears. Athough, i have a fan going, i could be hearing the bearing spinning, since its the only thing making a noise. I just looked at the fan, the ringing is my left ear, and the noise is the fan! I would highly recommend this #bud for anything. If you are a #Newbie, know your limits, i coughed twice total on a big ass #bong. Those little bongs can catch you, sometimes you dont realize how much you have taken in. If you are someone who will cough and is known to coughing, i recommend having a container near by, because you may throwup. My bong makes the smoke tasty and clean, so clean you can taste the terps when burning the bowl. In a bong like most on the market, the skunk undertone will get you hard in your last little breath. After all that is over. I guarantee you will be #HighAF higher than everyone else around you. This #bud kicks you in the dick and sends you speeding into the outer atmosphere. This bud is phenomenal, It is a #hybrid, im postive its a #Sativa Dominant hybrid. This #pot is good for any activity, that you could use your brain, im noticing that im highly focused, not only in writing thing, but i have pinpointed every noise in this house and its location, using my ears. Since i turned off the fan, i would think my feet would get cold, nope! I can't feel my feet.... One word to describe this bud #Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious i know where it can be found for sure, in #Portorchard near #Bremerton, follow the top links, if none are working, Google it!!!! It's called GreenWay Marijuana..

One-hit wonder!

Tastes amazing. Coming in at a 29% THC level, this bud is very relaxing and not too intense.

great high hits you quick

What a beautiful, uplifting strain. The kind of strain you hit and float, instantly. If you get a chance to buy this, buy it! The floaty, euphoric feeling you get is like floating on a cloud, forgetting your worries away. Great strain for after work, let it go and let it flow. Highly recommend 👌🏽

I've smoked a lot of different strains but none like this one... the fist hit was one of the truest hits I've ever toked

stinky yummy I would use for wake and bake or lunch break toke. won't leave you stuck.

I am absolutely obsessed with this strain. An amazing indica learning hybrid. I’ve been looking for something that would help with my depression and this is it! The buds are decent sized and lime green. Got little orange hairs and covered in sticky white crystals. It’s been a really long time since a strain gave me the giggles but Alien Asshat got the job done. I felt great the entire high.