Bio-Jesus reviews

Perfect strain for anyone who has bad stomach problems such as, cramps, pressure & pain in your lower abdominal area, IBS/IBD. Literally after 10-20 minutes of taking only a few hits of this strain & I could feel as if I never had any of those issues listed above. For me personally it fixed all those issues listed above for me. I use to wake up every morning for about 4-6 months with those issues described, in so much pain I wanted to die & felt hopeless cuz I didn't know what else to do. Then once i got my medical cannabis license I was recommended this strain by one of the employees at the dispensary I go to & it's been almost 2 weeks straight with zero issues at all with the description of illnesses above. Bio Jesus is a life saver!

I only made an account so I could spread the Gospel Of Bio-Jesus. This is definitely another gift from God. The best indica I’ve ever had and I’ve been smoking for almost 30 years. It’s everything you want in an indica. Great for pain relief. Great for just chilling and watching a movie. Great for foam rolling and stretching. Great for sleep. There’s no downside to this weed. Praise Jesus for blessing us with Bio-Jesus.

I highly recommend Bio-Jesus, you will not be disappointed. Very potent high, lots of numbing in the face but your mind stays open and relaxed. Smells super fresh, and tastes very clean no funk at all. I would consider this a grade-A hybrid.

Even trying to send a leafly review of bio jesus after two hits of use took me 20 minutes to use google and get here

I LOVE this strain. Smoked a joint of it in Vegas and my social anxiety disappeared, I wasn’t tired of walking around, and I got to make “Walk with Bio-Jesus” jokes for an hour. Definitely a great balance of indica and sativa effects - ideal for my PTSD.

I affectionately nickname this strain "cartoon weed" because of the silly, loopy, floaty feeling I was left with after facing a joint. Pain? What's that? Anxiety? Never heard of her! 10,000 McNuggets and a Mel Brooks movie I pass out 25 minutes into? Bring it on. If you decide to take it out on a stroll, braving the gauntlet of penetrating relaxation this indica dom throws down, be prepared to get lost on your very own block. These buds from Cresco labs were frosty as an Aspen skyline, tinged with unique and intriguing blue hues and littered with alluring red hairs, not to mention the complex, musky-floral aroma (not unlike a perfume marketed for masc-of-center lesbians) that leaps out of the bottle. That complexity is mirrored in the flavor of the smoke, which I found smooth and full-bodied. Overall an extremely fun flower and one I'd recommend for thorough, mind-melting relief and bubbly euphoria.

Hands down the best that pa dispensaries have to offer at the moment. Incredibly strong body high.

This is about the only strain that actually works and feels like a narcotic pain medicine almost! I have tourette's PTSD and gastrointestinal problems and this helps with all of it! I'm medicated with it during the day and it didn't weigh me down entirely too much! I still find myself being able to function and even take my dog out for a walk still and it's also as RSO oil!