Bio-Jesus reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bio-Jesus.

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February 20, 2018
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I made my first visit to a dispensary here in PA this morning and got some of this. After one hit, I was feeling very numb and it definitely lessened my pain
January 27, 2018
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I affectionately nickname this strain "cartoon weed" because of the silly, loopy, floaty feeling I was left with after facing a joint. Pain? What's that? Anxiety? Never heard of her! 10,000 McNuggets and a Mel Brooks movie I pass out 25 minutes into? Bring it on. If you decide to take it out on a stroll, braving the gauntlet of penetrating relaxation this indica dom throws down, be prepared to get lost on your very own block. These buds from Cresco labs were frosty as an Aspen skyline, tinged with unique and intriguing blue hues and littered with alluring red hairs, not to mention the complex, musky-floral aroma (not unlike a perfume marketed for masc-of-center lesbians) that leaps out of the bottle. That complexity is mirrored in the flavor of the smoke, which I found smooth and full-bodied. Overall an extremely fun flower and one I'd recommend for thorough, mind-melting relief and bubbly euphoria.
February 16, 2019
Bio-Jesus is bomb... period!!! Literally enjoying the beautiful affects of it now! I feel good... like so so very effin good. Its nice... I HIGHLY recommend if you're looking for a "floating on a cloud"- type feeling. ....Typing this felt like it took hours 😆
March 5, 2019
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This one creeps up on ya. Liked it. Its a good one for my pain which is all spine injury and arthritis. Relaxing with a bit of couch lock.
May 13, 2021
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I got this in a concentrate. It was sold as live sugar. It tested at 93% thc and was full of diamonds. It hit pretty much harder than any concentrate I ve ever had. I’ve smoked diamonds before and buy live crystals all the time. If your looking to zone out and watch tv all night, this is the one. Not the strain to smoke for a night out bar hopping or if you have shit to do lol. Absolute fire.
July 6, 2020
Bio Jesus 20.32 THC 5/7/20 Cultivator: Cresco Buds were well cured, but there were many stems and loose “smalls.” A light pine aroma, with other indistinct aromas. Initially, a difficult smoke. Peppery and harsh, diesel, with a sour pine finish. So why? This is one of the few reliable strains that is effective with chronic pain. The high allows for alertness, but can be overwhelming for those with low tolerances. The pain relief cannot be denied, almost a “floatiness”. The THC content is more than adequate, and the taste is something that you can get used to rather quickly. Note: This was tested over months in response to back pain, and it consistently provided relief. Taste:7.0 Aroma:7.0 Bud Quality/Curing: 8.0 Terpene: 7.5/10 High: 9.5 Overall: 90/100 Strain notes: (Gumbo x Bio Diesel) . Indica dominant. Terpenes: Pinene, Caryophyllene. (reported by Cresco) Reviewed by Illinoisacnnabisreview@gmail.com
December 24, 2021
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amazing. i get anxious and cant sleep. insomnia. With the tolerance I have not much works. this put me on my a**!!!!!! i had to fight not going to bed.
February 2, 2023
BioJesus is one of my all time top strains. It has helped tremendously with processing trauma. Like years of therapy in a session. Better than any other medication in the world.

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