Bio-Jesus reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bio-Jesus.
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This one creeps up on ya. Liked it. Its a good one for my pain which is all spine injury and arthritis. Relaxing with a bit of couch lock.
February 16, 2019
Bio-Jesus is bomb... period!!! Literally enjoying the beautiful affects of it now! I feel good... like so so very effin good. Its nice... I HIGHLY recommend if you're looking for a "floating on a cloud"- type feeling.
....Typing this felt like it took hours 😆
I got this in a concentrate. It was sold as live sugar. It tested at 93% thc and was full of diamonds. It hit pretty much harder than any concentrate I ve ever had. I’ve smoked diamonds before and buy live crystals all the time. If your looking to zone out and watch tv all night, this is the one. Not the strain to smoke for a night out bar hopping or if you have shit to do lol. Absolute fire.
Bio Jesus is one of the frostiest and most potent strains of cannabis I have ever encountered. I purchased this indica-dominant hybrid sample from Denver Relief, being very impressed with the bag/jar appeal. The bud would simply appear light green with light orange hairs if it weren't completely covered in trichomes, giving it an almost white appearance. Despite some mild fox-tailing, the buds are pretty dense. Bio Jesus has a light and crisp aroma that smells of a vague floral scent with hints of tropical fruits. When the buds are broken into a sharp pine flavor emerges. The flavor is reminiscent of the smell, except for the overwhelming chest-expansion and nose-biting. The herbal and spicy smoke is not unpleasant, but certainly harsh even through a water filtered device. Vaporizing is the best way to experience the complex bouquet of Bio Jesus. The buzz is perhaps the best thing about this stain, however. After one good hit, even a seasoned smoker with a high tolerance will begin to feel the effects of this strong indica. Bio Jesus may cause happiness, sleepiness, increased appetite, relaxation, and dry mouth. A fantastic medicine for night-time or when being productive is not important.
•Strain: Bio-Jesus 3.5g
•Brand: Cresco
•Type: Flower, indica
•THCA: 28.04%
•THC: 0.26%
•THC after decarb: 24.85%
•Lineage: Gumbo & BioDiesel
•Aroma: Earthy, funky
•Taste: Earthy, skunky
•Looks: Beautiful trichs,ight colored green, orange hairs
•Effects: Relaxed, sleepy, happy, hungry, silly
•Top 3 terps: B-Myrcene-0.62%, B-Carophyllene0.16%, Linalool-0.08%
•Other Cannabinoids: CBG-0.20%
•Total Cannabinoids: 28.49%
•Ranking: 9/10
Gotta love Bio-Jesus, it was new to me I hadn't had it before being a PAMMJ patient. I often complain how there are rarely any new strains for me to try, but I fell in love with this one a year ago when it was first released.
The effects are exactly what I want for early evening, relaxing yet not totally sedating that'd you'd be asleep after a few hits. It's a warm calming sensation that started in my feet and worked it's way up to my head.
It was like instant relaxation, I'm actually going through some extreme grief over the loss of my best friend of 25 years and this strain is making me cope with it rather than being an emotional wreck.
Look to BioJesus if you need strong pain relief as well as nausea. It works pretty well on my scoliosis pain, last night one of the muscles in my back was SO overworked it was just burning so badly. With this scoliosis the muscle that's burning is doing the work of two muscles, it's twin muscle on the other side of my back is too weak. So that one muscle in my back, a muscle that helps you stand and support your back, always has to do the work of 2 so it's constantly burning feeling overworked. BioJesus made that muscle finally relax brining my pain down a few notches.
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In lieu of Christmas time upon us I decided to go with bio Jesus to be blessed by the man that put cannabis on planet Earth. it turns out the emperor does wear clothes I learned after smoking this extremely potent indica that put Me in a pure state of euphoria where I was able to talk to God...
this one is smooth and hits immediately behind the eyes slowly taking over your entire body numbing it leading to the best night of sleep you've had in your entire life or at least since you were a baby.
dude this is some good shit I feel so good
October 4, 2017
Works great for pain.