Bio-Jesus reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bio-Jesus.
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JFC, Wow! This is my go-to for pain relief. I have extreme menstrual pain and this is a tremendous help.
Perfect helper to let everything go and relax, clear-headed, into sleep. My muscle spasms and aches disappear along with any over-stressed, irrational, or racing thoughts. I feel like whatever additional properties that come along with this lulling strain somehow help clear my stuffed sinuses too. Bio-Jesus will definitely be my go-to for completely settling down for the night.
In nomine patri et fili spiritu sancte. This weed is holy. Great cross between Bio-Diesel and Gumbo. Gets the best of both strains. Not really for daytime use.
January 23, 2019
Bio-Jesus, Indica Hybrid by Cresco, 73.4% THC, THCA and CBC in CO2 cart. Great for cramps and muscle spasms, Bio-Jesus is very effective. Tickling my nose on exhale because of the Myrcene, Carophyllene and Humulene. Diesel, earth, chemical and pungent pine grants you a spectacular cerebral haze destroying all body muscle pain. Powerful stuff.
I have a very high tolerance so I've been trying to find that strain that gives you the feeling of when you got your first good hit of weed.... and this is it!! this is very potent but also mellow at the same time. it gets you super relaxed and is great for pain. the high last for a long time which is great, but you are not a coach potato. it's an intense high that just feels great.
For starters, I'm not an experienced "consumer". I've smoked maybe 20 times in my life - now 49. I have a Xanax prescription to manage occasional acute anxiety... mostly taking it at night to help me sleep. I never liked putting that crap in my body and always concerned about dependency. So when Illinois went legal, this was my first flower purchase.
I have mixed feelings about this but any negatives your about to read are most certainly a "me thing" and certainly not indicative of this strain I'm sure.
The good: When things work well, one hit from this is enough to send me into a sweet, soft, calming place where I'm quick to find sleep. It really is wonderful and nice. Another incredible plus is that sex is mind-blowing while high on this strain. Without going into the gory details, sensitivity is through the roof. It's really spectacular. Orgasms are the most intense I've felt since I was a teenager and I may say even better. Absolutely amazing!
The bad: Again, this is probably a "me thing" but I've had two very bad highs while on this. The first was probably my own doing when I popped a Xanax before bed, washed it down with a small glass of wine, then after not being able to fall asleep even after all of that, decided to get up and hit the Bio-Jesus. Ooops! Bad idea!! I felt a feeling similar to what happens before you pass out... nervous stomach, cold clammy skin, sweating. I knew I was ok but would be in for a ride so I threw a pillow on the floor to lay down there (so I didn't fall out of bed if I passed out). As I started laying down everything went black. I woke up with my head on the pillow fortunately but seems I may have whacked my leg HARD on something when I went down as it was very painful for a couple of days, making me wonder if I also had a seizure or something. After the "incident" I was fine... jumped back into bed and was out. I attributed this all to the stupid mixing I did and figured I'd be fine if I didn't make that mistake again. Well, last night I hit the Bio-Jesus again, ONCE. There was something about it that whacked me instantly. An hour later I was in the same situation except this time I managed to talk myself through the experience for an hour before I started coming out of it. VERY unpleasant out-of-body type experience, heart racing, sweaty, clammy, some nausea... pretty much a waking nightmare.
I'm starting to think this is a combination of me being hyper-sensitive to weed along with this strain being very potent. Unsure exactly why it happened to me with no other influence. Well-fed, hydrated, not under stress, etc.
So, heads up to anyone who may be new to smoking or simply more sensitive to weed. I have read that others feel this is a heavy hitter so enjoy but be careful!
Bio Jesus is one of the frostiest and most potent strains of cannabis I have ever encountered. I purchased this indica-dominant hybrid sample from Denver Relief, being very impressed with the bag/jar appeal. The bud would simply appear light green with light orange hairs if it weren't completely covered in trichomes, giving it an almost white appearance. Despite some mild fox-tailing, the buds are pretty dense. Bio Jesus has a light and crisp aroma that smells of a vague floral scent with hints of tropical fruits. When the buds are broken into a sharp pine flavor emerges. The flavor is reminiscent of the smell, except for the overwhelming chest-expansion and nose-biting. The herbal and spicy smoke is not unpleasant, but certainly harsh even through a water filtered device. Vaporizing is the best way to experience the complex bouquet of Bio Jesus. The buzz is perhaps the best thing about this stain, however. After one good hit, even a seasoned smoker with a high tolerance will begin to feel the effects of this strong indica. Bio Jesus may cause happiness, sleepiness, increased appetite, relaxation, and dry mouth. A fantastic medicine for night-time or when being productive is not important.
•Strain: Bio-Jesus 3.5g
•Brand: Cresco
•Type: Flower, indica
•THCA: 28.04%
•THC: 0.26%
•THC after decarb: 24.85%
•Lineage: Gumbo & BioDiesel
•Aroma: Earthy, funky
•Taste: Earthy, skunky
•Looks: Beautiful trichs,ight colored green, orange hairs
•Effects: Relaxed, sleepy, happy, hungry, silly
•Top 3 terps: B-Myrcene-0.62%, B-Carophyllene0.16%, Linalool-0.08%
•Other Cannabinoids: CBG-0.20%
•Total Cannabinoids: 28.49%
•Ranking: 9/10
Gotta love Bio-Jesus, it was new to me I hadn't had it before being a PAMMJ patient. I often complain how there are rarely any new strains for me to try, but I fell in love with this one a year ago when it was first released.
The effects are exactly what I want for early evening, relaxing yet not totally sedating that'd you'd be asleep after a few hits. It's a warm calming sensation that started in my feet and worked it's way up to my head.
It was like instant relaxation, I'm actually going through some extreme grief over the loss of my best friend of 25 years and this strain is making me cope with it rather than being an emotional wreck.
Look to BioJesus if you need strong pain relief as well as nausea. It works pretty well on my scoliosis pain, last night one of the muscles in my back was SO overworked it was just burning so badly. With this scoliosis the muscle that's burning is doing the work of two muscles, it's twin muscle on the other side of my back is too weak. So that one muscle in my back, a muscle that helps you stand and support your back, always has to do the work of 2 so it's constantly burning feeling overworked. BioJesus made that muscle finally relax brining my pain down a few notches.
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