Bordello reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bordello.
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When I want to sink in the couch and zone I grab the bong and fill it with Bordello. My muscles lossin up and relax with every hit.
The aroma and flavor of this bus was truly phenomenal. The taste was absolutely amazing. Every time I took a hit it's like my lungs had an instant orgasm. You can definitely tell it is an indica dominant strain but it also gives a really good head high too!
The taste isn't the best, but the effects are great. Super relaxed right now
Grading scale: 1st 20 min & Leveled out
Lightheaded 1-10 drunken spins: ( 3 ) - ( 2 )
Mentally Drifting 1 -10 Mentally Creative: (8 ) - (7 )
Alert 1-10 Sleepy: ( 3 ) - (4 )
Safely Calm 1-10 Anxiously paranoid: ( 1 ) - ( 1 )
Coordinated 1-10 stumbling: ( 4 ) - ( 2 )
Focused 1-10 forgetful: ( 2 ) - ( 3 )
Socially Aware 1-10 Socially Awkward: ( 2 ) - ( 3 )
Stoic 1-10 Silly Giggler: ( 6 ) - ( 5 )
Talkative 1-10 DeafMute: ( 3 ) - ( 2 )
Reaction time:
Ninja 1-10 Zombie: ( 3 ) - ( 2 )
Driving: Wouldn't couldn't won't!!
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Taste, smell, lung expansion, dry mouth, harshness, nugget density, etc...
Best for me so for, our very favorite. One Rip High Duration: 2hrs
NEED MORE, I trashed my body yrs ago, tried everything for the pain and the nerve damage and lastly the seizures, once in a blue moon I find a strain that does it all and it never fails it's only around for a short time, just wish it was more readily available because I could stop eating some many pills.
November 15, 2020
I bought an ounce of this and was disappointed. Weakest pot I have ever smoked in over 40 years of smoking. After purchasing I saw the test for This batches THC at 15%. Just gave me a head ache and feels like someone is stabbing me in the temple with a letter opener. Also it’s extremely harsh on your throat and has the same terpene profile as a paper napkin. What it does is make me not trust the dispensary and growers who know they are selling junk product to their loyal customers and could care less
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BLUEBERRY Right off that bat, the smell is very skunky with strong notes of Blueberry.Taste like blueberry too if you've ever smoked DJ short it taste very similar. Orange and red hairs and very sticky buds, Absolutely love the aroma when burned, berries and skunk fill the room. Super relaxed and pain is reduced from a 9 to a 1 in seconds which makes it manageable and comfortable enough for me to enjoy myself pain free. I will definitely be going back for more!
this strain gives my libido a massive boost. I like to smoke it before I go out. 😁