Bordello reviews

My budtender described Bordello as "a shammy for your brain." That's not an inaccurate description of the strain's cognitive effects. It's very uplifting mentally, but physically it's like a deep muscle tissue massage. Just gets into your muscles. Makes music sound better! But I gotta say, the Bordello I picked up in preroll from my local dispensary tastes like cigarettes. Very unpleasant, unless you're into old cigarette taste. Maybe I got a bad batch? It has a pleasant psychoactive effect, so it's not total bunk, but yeah it tastes like an ash try. Not great.

Super easy to smoke. Good high for just chillin around the house for sure late afternoon. I agree with other reviews that it's hard to focus with so it's best for a lazy day.

Bordello is a good after work strain. It will provide you with some great relaxation, and sometimes will make you sleepy. I've noticed the more you smoke, the better it gets. It is great for curling up on the couch and watching tv or a movie. It never made me feel happy or euphoric, but I did feel content. Bordello smells fantastic, and has a decent taste. I've gotten some sweet, some butter, and some citrus from the smell and taste. It's a weird combo that somehow works.

This strain knocked me out. This was a "melt into the couch and watch the pretty colors" zoned out kind of high. It was beautiful. But its not exactly the most productive high, it certainly helps take the edge off the pain.

Relaxing as hell, dulled my pain & killed all anxiety! Wish it lasted a bit longer, but very nice strain!

I love it!!! Very happy and relaxed with a ton of resin.

I personally hate this strain. It spikes my paranoia and gives me a headache. I bought it to try and help me sleep but I get so anxious on it I can’t. It gives me super munchies and wicked cotton mouth to boot. Not a favorite.

I bought an ounce of this and was disappointed. Weakest pot I have ever smoked in over 40 years of smoking. After purchasing I saw the test for This batches THC at 15%. Just gave me a head ache and feels like someone is stabbing me in the temple with a letter opener. Also it’s extremely harsh on your throat and has the same terpene profile as a paper napkin. What it does is make me not trust the dispensary and growers who know they are selling junk product to their loyal customers and could care less Customers acare