Clementine reviews

Wow. This one is a heavy hitter. Everything was so crisp and clear. Focused. Energetic. Uplifted. You’ll definitely want to pace yourself. Frankly, I did too much and had so much energy, I didn’t know what to do with it all, but once I started doing stuff with my hands around the house, I was in heaven. I could see myself doing work with this but it’s also a great one for playing video games and watching your favorite cartoons or stand up comedian. Whatever gets you laughing. I suffer from PTSD and am prone to anxiety so you’d think I should stay away from sativas but the nose knows. This strain (to my senses) is sooo tasty and citrusy like sweet oranges and pineapples, which are some of my favorite fruits. I had a blast, lit a fire for this winter weather, and bundled up to some Bob’s Burgers. This strain did not trigger any of my symptoms. I can’t wait for my next dose.

I am vaping a MUV G-Pen cartridge with Clementine in it and the taste and effects are very mellow for me. Unlike "Red Headed Stranger", this one kind of brings me down in a calm way without the giggles. Very nice with a little bit of a spacey effect without the tiredness that an Indica dominant hybrid can give. Feels calm in the head and every bit as good, or better than any Valium could ever be. I'll take this plant any day of the week. I did notice that it amped up my tinnitus - ringing in my ears but I don't seem to care. The same thing happens with other strains but I care less. With Clementine, stuff that bugs me doesn't bug me as much. Awesome feeling and way to be. Do not feel ultra creative, just relaxed without sleepy or hungry.

Think back to a 100° day during the summer as a kid. It's a lake day, or a swimming pool day. The scent of SPF pervades the air. You've been swimming and playing in the hot sun all day. It's peak heat, 2:30 pm, time to take a break under the shade to eat and reapply sunscreen. You sit down on a towel with your can of Coke and Styrofoam plate of chips, a deli meat sandwich, and a cold Clementine straight from the cooler. After a few bites of chip-toopped-sandwich, you rip open your Clemente, getting sprayed in the face with the cold juices, pick all the peel off a picture perfect slice, and enter a state of euphoria when your teeth first pop through the plump skin of the Clementine with a current of sweet, cold, tart, juicy nectar exploding in your mouth. This is what I experience in the few seconds after opening an air tight canister of Clementine flower and breathing it in deeply. If you held this strain up to my nose and I had my eyes closed, I would absolutely believe you were holding up a bowl of fresh juicy Clementine slices. I think I enjoy smelling this strain even more than I enjoy smoking it. However, combustion of the flower in a glass pipe revealed it's delicious skunky basenotes, hidden by the wonderfully overwhelming citrus. Carve out a human sized Clementine, sit inside, and load a bowl of your skunkiest flower. I LOVE this strain. Aside from the perfect smell and taste, I enjoy the euphoric, giddy high I get from this strain. I'm a crier. I cry at anything remotely happy or sad, even a Disney movie I've seen hundreds of times. This bud magnifies that quality! I feel emotions so intensely on this strain, an absolute jubilation for being alive. I HIGHLY recommend this strain to EVERYONE. I do not much care for oranges. And I hate artifical orange flavor. This isn't a strain I would have normally picked. I had a coupon to try an eighth of it for $30. Due to my mask and COVID, I declined to smell it when I bought it. This is my biggest regret. I'd have bought an ounce of this strain if I had smelled it in the shop. Literally the only time I could ever see recommending against it is in the very specific situation that one desires a very standard, basic, unadulterated, purist experience with weed. Real life firsthand examples include "kids" of any age who just smoke to get high. They will not appreciate this strain. Also, "grandparents" of any age who show a nervousness or apprehension to trying weed. I thought the opposite, that the familiar citrus would be disarming, but for some reason they found it really unnatural that flower should smell like oranges "instead of like dope." 🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊

I have a lot of different types of Sativa. Clementine gives you lots of energy even late at night. It does reduce stress and keeps you calm and focused even while running all over the place from the Sativian effects. No let down after and high lasts about 2.5 hours. No paranoia or anxiety great strain

clones well, trains decently and grows short enough for a sativa. smells like someone left a box of lil cuties in the grow room! one of my top five desert island strains. nice anxiety free focused effect (in light doses) that's an absolute pleasure to vape. even when smoked in a joint you can still taste it, just not as sweet. this is my rotating sativa along with Jack herer. just smooths out my anxiety disorder, social discomfort and depression.

I just tried this strain for the first time in a Pax Era Pod so I can't speak to the flower, but I'm loving this as a daytime strain. I was a little nervous because sativas tend to give me anxiety, but Clementine made me feel alert yet super chill with no sleepiness. It's energetic in that I've gotten a lot done on a day where I was generally feeling pretty sleepy and achey, but it's not the racy, caffeine-like energy rush/crash I've experienced with other sativa strains; it's very even and brings you down slowly. Also, it tastes great. The only downside is that it's not super focused; I found myself energized and inspired to start a bunch of different things only to get distracted and completely forget what I was initially doing -.-

Not sure why I had resisted trying this strain ... not a big sativa fan but if sativa can b the dank well this strain is ... slightly trippy yet focused buzz. Beautiful for morning w coffee. Had it as bud before but this time was oil cart at 90% THC and I feel like I “ understand “ this strain now. A sativa for indica fans for sure.

This is amazing for daytime use. I have adhd and social anxiety, but I work in customer service. This strain helps me focus and relieves my anxiety enough to get through the day.