Clementine reviews

Think back to a 100° day during the summer as a kid. It's a lake day, or a swimming pool day. The scent of SPF pervades the air. You've been swimming and playing in the hot sun all day. It's peak heat, 2:30 pm, time to take a break under the shade to eat and reapply sunscreen. You sit down on a towel with your can of Coke and Styrofoam plate of chips, a deli meat sandwich, and a cold Clementine straight from the cooler. After a few bites of chip-toopped-sandwich, you rip open your Clemente, getting sprayed in the face with the cold juices, pick all the peel off a picture perfect slice, and enter a state of euphoria when your teeth first pop through the plump skin of the Clementine with a current of sweet, cold, tart, juicy nectar exploding in your mouth. This is what I experience in the few seconds after opening an air tight canister of Clementine flower and breathing it in deeply. If you held this strain up to my nose and I had my eyes closed, I would absolutely believe you were holding up a bowl of fresh juicy Clementine slices. I think I enjoy smelling this strain even more than I enjoy smoking it. However, combustion of the flower in a glass pipe revealed it's delicious skunky basenotes, hidden by the wonderfully overwhelming citrus. Carve out a human sized Clementine, sit inside, and load a bowl of your skunkiest flower. I LOVE this strain. Aside from the perfect smell and taste, I enjoy the euphoric, giddy high I get from this strain. I'm a crier. I cry at anything remotely happy or sad, even a Disney movie I've seen hundreds of times. This bud magnifies that quality! I feel emotions so intensely on this strain, an absolute jubilation for being alive. I HIGHLY recommend this strain to EVERYONE. I do not much care for oranges. And I hate artifical orange flavor. This isn't a strain I would have normally picked. I had a coupon to try an eighth of it for $30. Due to my mask and COVID, I declined to smell it when I bought it. This is my biggest regret. I'd have bought an ounce of this strain if I had smelled it in the shop. Literally the only time I could ever see recommending against it is in the very specific situation that one desires a very standard, basic, unadulterated, purist experience with weed. Real life firsthand examples include "kids" of any age who just smoke to get high. They will not appreciate this strain. Also, "grandparents" of any age who show a nervousness or apprehension to trying weed. I thought the opposite, that the familiar citrus would be disarming, but for some reason they found it really unnatural that flower should smell like oranges "instead of like dope." 🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊

Clementine is a day time winner. A wonderful Sativa that tastes like its name. Excellent strain for ADD/ADHD. Clementine is great for mornings and use throughout the day. Helps with clarity, focus, staying on task. It helps me have patience enough not to rush my work. I give it an 8 out of 10 for help with ADD/ADHD. Clementine is a happy, energetic, and content buzz.

This strain packs a sweet citrus taste that fills your mouth. Immediately I was left with a light and euphoric feeling of content. As someone who suffers with anxiety I would say this strain didn’t trigger it, or at least not noticeably to me. Great for focus or a day of errands to give you a nice relaxed awake feeling to get your shit done. One critique would be that this definitely isn’t a weed with high psychedelic effects, it’s definitely more of a get up and do strain with a small smile plated on your lips all day.

Absolutely amazing. I couldn't stop laughing with my friends for so long after this. We were giddy the whole high! Definitely a go-to if you're having an awful day or even hanging with friends. My favorite so far, not to mention that I have severe depression and this really helped me.

Clementine is a fantastic strain that provides a quick and potent high, characterized by a feeling of excitement and brightness. Upon consumption, the effects are felt almost instantly, with a rush of energy that is felt right away in the front of the head. As you close your eyes, you may see a yellowish hue, adding to the uplifting and energizing experience of this strain. Upon opening your eyes, everything will seem a little brighter, enhancing your overall sensory experience. Clementine is an ideal choice for those seeking an immediate boost of motivation and creativity, making it a great option for social events or creative pursuits. Its exciting and invigorating effects are perfect for those who want to remain active and engaged throughout the day, without feeling weighed down or sedated. Overall, Clementine is an exceptional strain that provides a quick and powerful high, accompanied by a rush of energy and excitement.

What a fun strain! Everything seems hilarious. Perfect antidote for a funky mood. You can easily focus but at the same time you are very high. Tweaks the doors of perception in a joyous way so, my favorite kind of cannabis. I'd buy it again.

Definitely comes from Tangie genetics. In fact, I am not sure if in a double blind smoke test I could tell them apart. Even the high is very similar. However, Clementine has more energy than Tangie and is probably stronger. Good active strain.

I guess in bomb ass and it really just kicked ass and I really liked it after showing up like damn all right this is friggin what's all about it and you know it is that's why do it I walk a dog I just really like it and fuck and suck it up man just do this shit is good