Critical Mass reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Critical Mass.
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I have Agoraphobia and PTSD and this strain is perfect for me. I also enjoy Harlequin when I can find it. Very mellow but nice head buzz that I don't get from the Harlequin.
I believe this is what Afroman was smoking when we sang "because I got High". Great tasting, sweet smelling , pleasant smoking weed that made me stoned and unproductive. Makes me want to go fishing.
I love this stuff right before bed. My knees are shot and instead of the pain pills the doc tries to give me...this helps me get 7 hours of good sleep in.
March 6, 2016
Probably some of the best, most potent weed I've had in a long time, not really suitable for an inexperienced smoker. Very heavy body high, changed vision (colors and everything looked so different and bright) very pleasant, relaxed and happy feeling. definitely not a day time weed because you will be on couch lock and sleeping like a baby in no time.
It is supposed to be called critical mass because of the size of the buds BUT I also think the following:
Had very little in a one shooter pipe, almost no effect, then took 2 tokes from portable vaporizer and I was feeling the high, 5 mins later 2 more and reached CRITICAL MASS.
It makes you sort of dizzy, very psychoactive, images get distorted and you sort of hallucinate, then I read it had very high THC that explains it.
Your body feels stoned relax but it gives enough energy to not bringing you down.
Definitely can't focus with this, not a clear head strain, it is the opposite though you don't get to be babbling everywhere but you do keep worrying that everybody is looking at you when probably they're not.
If you have nothing to do on that day and nothing to worry about then just follow the ride and you will feel in a Disney attraction but every time you want to think on something, get inside your head or get introspection it will work against you. In this sense, it gives a lot of paranoia, of all the strains I have right now this is the only one that clearly gives paranoia, also makes you worry BUT these negative effects are not too strong nor overpowering, you never fully take them seriously but the problem is that they are there the whole time and I think weed is supposed to take problems away, not giving you more, it would be a total failure if you smoke too much of this strain and end up becoming an anxious worry-some person.
That is the problem with this strain, also the distortions, trippy high and dizziness does sometimes become a bit overpowering, if I would have had more I would have had a panic attack in the street, proceed with caution.
One a plus, it makes you quite horny.
Great strain to grow, has a tendency to stretch so train them well and keep the lights as close as possible. Creat smoke and extremely creative High. I love this strain but the leaf to flower ratio is a bit high. Over all I'd grow it again.
Great strain, strong high and huge assist with pain relief and insomnia!
I've tried a lot of different smokes and this is right up there with the Mean Green. This has helped me with chronic pain relief and the insomnia it causes. Makes you really lazy afterwards so do everything you need before you indulge. Slightly dizzied high but nothing that will make you ill, makes you relaxed and at one with everything
This review is on Critical Mass sap-wax by Dream City, WA. 27.3 THC. 56.3 CBD
So the package says 'distinct sour cherry flavor' and damn they're not kidding. It's unlike any other cherry flavor I've ever experienced from cannabis. I never got super ripped of this wax but I was very comfortably high, relaxed, clear headed and most noticeably completely pain free. I used this strain after a 10 hour work day of roofing and it worked liked no other, seriously. That's why I give this strain a 10/10, it truly is medicinal.