Critical Mass reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Critical Mass.
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I have grown smoked and used many many many different strains. For taste Critical Mass is right up there in the top 3 for me, the effects are probably the main reason I keep coming back to CM. I have many issues with my legs, hips and most of my upper skeleton, arthritis being the main problem. On CM I find I am able to push the pain aside and can function normally. I do however seem to have a smile on my face all the while I am under the influence so for me Critical Mass is not only tasty and relief giving, it brightens my day 👍💚
And on the 7th Day GOD made “ CRITICAL MASS “ !!!!!!!!!
Standard Farms came through with what I have to put in my TOP FIVE!!!!!!
The last 30+ years has been hard....sure other have it worse so I deal best I can but with suck GIFTS like CRITICAL MASS, BLUEBERRY, BLUEBERRY SPACE CAKE! GORILLA GLUE#4 and the list goes on....and yes DONT for get the Sativas n Hybrids, but be careful as some can be HEADY n if your gift is to be pain free, relaxed n hungry..then BUY CRITICAL MASS!!!
As you can see by my reviews I prefer INDICAS, but that is for medicinal reasons....so let’s doscuss them.
I have friends who have dibilitaling migraines, I have severe back pain I’m bed ridden 4 of 7 days...others have RA eating at there joints.....when you live like this..you need help for some quality of life.Relief of pain will get rid of another dozen side effects to that go with PAIN.
Ypu dnt need me to tell ya them...if your like me...your living em.
I was at Woodstock and remember strains like Northern Lights, Panama Red, Acapulco Gold....so to find something like CRITICAL MASS...again THIS Is a DOUBLE PANTRY STOCK!!!
What does that mean.....
I NEVER HAVE LESS THAN FOUR OF THESE CARTRIDGES ON HAND!!!!
Critical Mass is the MORPHINE of marijuana WIThout the side effects, addiction.
I waited awhile to find this, but when I did there was NO hesitation to grab 10cartridges.....they have kept me spasm free for the past three nights, alllowing me to eat, sleep..it ALL comes together....CRITICAL MASS has taken me from the fetal,position in pain and 10hits later I can go in ,y studio and sit down n play some blues.
This strain is more than just for pain....this strain seems to look for what’s ailing you and makes you feel better.
I just have one question....why are you still sitting here?
GO find this and buy at least 5 cartridges!!!...btw u WILL B BACK!!!!
be careful to much of this with couch lock ya.....but for me...if I’m couch locked...I’m Pain free...then IM ON HAPPY SOB!!!
Please get yourself some CRITICAL MASS.......you’ll have it in your pantry!!!
feel better,, Peace
Voodoo Idol
Fruit, citrus, hash and spicy terpenes dominate this herbs smell and flavor. She does do well for headaches, pain, nausea and stress. Overall it was a relaxing and enjoyable strain on the palate and body
This strain is the best I've found so far to help with the joint pain and back pain caused by my Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. I have severe, debilitating anxiety, panic disorder, mild depression, and chronic pain, and I like this strain a lot because it helps my pain and doesn't make me too anxious. I also have POTS (Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome) and I like this strain because it doesn't make me too dizzy.
Critical Mass was one of the first strains I tried for pain and keep going back to it. At first it made me a tiny bit sleepy but my body has adjusted and I now just feel sweet wonderful relief to my strong neuropathic pain. I have connective tissue disorder (EDS) as well as Chiari malformation...and this has decreased my pain a little and I couldn't ask for anything better to have another tool for chronic pain! I often use it at night mixed with a strong indica to knock me out to sleep (I usually have horrible insomnia) this is my go to med and hope someday I won't need narcotics. I may always be disabled... But I can hopefully not damage my body with them.
I love the flavor of Critical Mass... And I have very few side effects from it. For me not even dry mouth. I'm so thankful for this strain in particular. A lot of the other high CBD' strains are not enough indica dominant for me and I get bad anxiety with them. So I've only found THIS strain that works for me. Love it!
Initial Impression:
I acquired this strain like all others at Medicine Man Medical Market, in Glendale, CO. I was a little weary of the THC content being a little lower than I am accustomed to; So naturally I was thinking that it wouldn't be as strong or potent as the other strains that I am accustomed to. However, I was pleasantly surprised at how mellow and effective this strain is/was. I will definitely use this particular strain more often for my chronic joint pain, no pun intended.
I use a scale of 10 points, 10 being the highest possible score in any category, with 3 total categories, Taste / Aroma / Potency.
Aroma: 7.5
The aroma of this strain is a little weak, not as pungent as your typical heavy hitters like Afghani, or Skunk #1. At the same time the smell is earthy, and semi-piney, then again sometimes subtlety is nice also.
Taste: 9.0
I used this product with a "Raw" rolling paper, the pre-rolled joint burned evenly and did not require re-lighting at all. I digress, the taste was pleasant and subtle. The taste was like a mild piney, earthy overtone, with a very mild waft of skunki-ness as its genetics would lend.
Potency: 9.5
Wow! I was extremely surprised that this strain packed the punch it did. Hands down one of the best nights sleeps I had in quite a long time. The CBD content is higher than I have ever had before, and I will keep this strain in my personal stash, I would urge anyone that has never tried a high CBD content to give it a whirl, you never know, you may like what happens.
Overall, I like this strain a lot. Definitely in my personal top 10. I award this strain a score of 26 out of a total 30. Definitely worth a try!
**-UPDATE-**
I went back to purchase an additional 1/4 ounce, I liked it that much.
September 6, 2019
I took a break from cannabis for years due to my paranoia was becoming more frequent and it made my experience not very enjoyable and I was a casual smoker. So a good fried gifted me an 1/8 of Critical Mass, I had no paranoia whatsoever, put me in a nice mellow mood, my body pains melted away and very clear headed. For me this was one of those strains I wish I had a pound of it to smoke after work on a daily basis. For me, it rekindled my love cannabis again. That’s my experience, hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
smoked dis shit, got so much pussay