Dutch Hawaiian reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Dutch Hawaiian.
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This strain scarred me, unfortunately. I dabbed a moderate amount of Dutch Hawaiian wax and from the beginning of the high I felt anxious, paranoid, and panicked. It morphed into a full-blown weed panic attack that lasted over an hour and was so uncomfortable I almost called an ambulance. I don't usually write reviews but felt like I would be doing other people a potential disservice if I didn't mention my experience with this strain. The only other strain to ever give me similar feelings is Gorilla Grapes. Don't recommend if you suffer from anxiety or are prone to panic attacks.
Flavor is incredibly spicy! Smell reminds me of Trainwreck or Sour Diesel. Normally I grab indicas or hybrids but today I decided to get an extra gram of a sativa and the local shop had ~28% THC"Hawaiian Dutch". I'm certainly impressed and not even slightly disappointed. A head high that's both euphorically clear-minded, this bud woke me up similar to a large coffee with an extra shot or two of espresso.
Great for a concentrating high. Was very active and focused without having to deal with the talkativeness or being spacey.
If I was writing a novel, I'd buy this stuff by the pound. Super creative, cerebral high. Not foggy at all, but an energetic midday type of feeling.
If you've been working on any kind of creative project, and you've found yourself stuck, this may help you out.
For me this was exactly the high I needed at exactly the right time. Pairs nicely with some good red wine. Smokes slow and fat. Smooth and then hits hard. It begins pretty heavy almost Indica like but gradually sheds the heady shell to reveal an amazing creative, outgoing, performance oriented evening. Best bud of the new season for me.
January 9, 2015
Got me some of this Dutch Hawaiian grown by Life Gardens...Wow, love it!!! It has the signature pinapple skunkyness that leaves a sweet aftertaste with you for quite a while. This superb-herb deserves only the 5-est of stars for flawless potency, perfect crumbliness and delicious flavor!
Big up, Kushmart! Thanks for all your efforts.
DubShaman
Perfect buzz and also very rare buzz regarding most Sativa strains! I’m a preferred hard hitter which means most Sativas don’t slow me down enough for my liking but this shyt right here... this shyt right here is that crippachronachrunalight!
February 7, 2019
I was honestly questioning whether I would want to get anything Hawaiian ever again after Maui waui and ISS. As imo they are highly overrated. However upon inspection the bugs were tight dank and covered with trichromes. So I took the plunge... Instantly I was rewarded with the taste of baked goods as the dutch treat flavour was easily recognizable. initially i was disappointed but gave it five minutes and bam, I was hit like a freight train with a heavy tranquil buzz and all my anxieties melted away. Is highly recommend this for depression and at night doses for insomnia as it hits hard.