First Class Funk reviews

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on First Class Funk. This is an Indica dominant hybrid that is a cross of GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato. I love me some GMO so I was very curious to try it. The buds I scored were green and fluffy with dark red hairs. They were also covered with fine white hairs and crystals, very nice. The smell of them was earthy, with fruity and sweet undertones, kinda like candy. The buds I had were 28.65% and had an earthy, musky flavor to them with just a hint of pepper that gave me the nose tickle. I found the high to be very relaxing and euphoric, nice and mellow. This strain helped with my stress and anxiety but it did give me a little dry mouth. I would recommend this one.

This right here is some FIRE! Wish I had bought more of it. Super hyped sativa rush, and crazy arousal. This stuff was literally like viagra for me. Haven’t had this much sex in the last 20 years! Made me super talkative as well

Best indica strain I’ve tried yet, perfect to watch movies with and very relaxing. Great laid back social strain too, no anxiety and fun conversation

One of my new favorite “sativa leaning” strains! Grabbed 1/4 oz of Fist Class Funk by Glorious Cannabis from my local dispo because the potency was decent (29% TAC). It also seemed like a great daytime weed. It did not disappoint. It’s so uplifting and a nice head high but you can still focus or be creative.

Very spicy, doughy, skunky. I love this strain but you have to be carefull it gives you some serious couch lock

I got First Class Funk by Chronicseur Farms from Liberty in Detroit. It was a weird color for an indica dominant flower: very light, crystalized, with some dark greens and alot of orange hairs. This stuff was testing over 30% THC and the buzz was very telling. You would not realize you were high until you put the blunt down and sat back. This Indica Dominant hybrid was an absolute vibe.

I purchased 7 gms. of beautiful bud at 34.65% THC. The buds are what you would expect with GMO in the mix, nice and tight, thick, dense nugs. The aroma is divine along with a funky, rich deep gassy taste. The high is also first class, gave me a nice smooth very noticeable heady start, and settled in with heavy eyes, and wondering mind, with rest assured sleepy bedtime. This strain really delivers, and I highly recommend this strain, well worth it. I’m so sorry I didn’t go and purchase more after the first toke, wouldn’t mind having this on hand at all times.

One of my favorite strain, crazy terps Taste like a creamy gmo Strong indica high Definitely recommend this strain