First Class Funk reviews

Been smoking 30 years and this is top 5 strain. Leafly’s flavor choices suck so I will post it here. Garlic Onion and Kush is what it taste like. If you love the funk this is what you are looking for. To Leafly you need to add Meat, Garlic, Onion and Kush to your flavor chooses. These cant be replaced with the available choices.

I like the headchange I get from this strain! I love it! It is my favorite! Taste is great high is even better!

WOW! I'M FREAKING HIGH!!! 32%... And it shows!!!!! Has that real earthy dank taste, with hint of sweet, and gas, very smooth on the lungs, plus .. I FEEL GREAT, NO WORRIES HERE, for you experienced stoners, this is definitely the bud to buy... I'm definitely buying more of this.

Very potent! Chilling on the couch feeling good. Excellent

Every grower representation of a strain is different than the next grower of the same strain name, so the best reviews will tell you where it's from. But many reviewers still get what they can from "out of state" so they don't have that information, let alone testing info. I grabbed "First Class Funk" (28+% tested THC) from a medical only dispensary (half a pound a day limit on just dry flower, 30,000+ THC edible limit+). This strain was grown by the legendary "Bloom County". This strain costs double of what we normally buy ounces for, so I knew it was going to be good. Unlike the other reviews I've read in this strain, this one grown by Bloom County will knock you out like a true indica. It's just so strong, and I smoke king-size slims all day, keep 2-3 vape carts going all day, and take dabs morning and night for tolerance comparison. If you smoke half the king-size you won't be able to do much but lay down. Sure you can get euphoria and all that, but it's just so damn strong. A true one hitter quitter. Take one hot and you'll be euphoric and happy. Take half the joint you'll be comatose. As you can see, my review is very different than the other first class gas reviews, given who grew it in Colorado the mile HIGH city and capitol of the world. Also, the bag Bloom County put the cannabis in for the dispensary says "first class gas" but it also goes by "first class funk" in their menu (which their menu has over 500+ different cannabis strains a day to choose and buy) I love my dispensary

I just like how it makes me anxious while helping with my anxiety.

FCF #2 from Potent Planet at Zenleaf - Gilbert. Perfectly dried and cured. Nice dense nugs that stick to your fingers when broken up. Smells amazing, like cheesey funky peppery og dank. Nothing sweet about her. But as someone who likes these nasty funky smelling strains instead of overhyped candy terps, I loved it. All that being said her flavor was a little muted which is why I didn't give 5 stars. Still worth a pickup tho imo. Would buy again.

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on First Class Funk. This is an Indica dominant hybrid that is a cross of GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato. I love me some GMO so I was very curious to try it. The buds I scored were green and fluffy with dark red hairs. They were also covered with fine white hairs and crystals, very nice. The smell of them was earthy, with fruity and sweet undertones, kinda like candy. The buds I had were 28.65% and had an earthy, musky flavor to them with just a hint of pepper that gave me the nose tickle. I found the high to be very relaxing and euphoric, nice and mellow. This strain helped with my stress and anxiety but it did give me a little dry mouth. I would recommend this one.