Gelonade reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Gelonade.
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This strain Gelonade is definitely fire , terps are the main thing the stand out , I tried the outdoor version of this strain when I had it a couple days ago , I usually always get indoor and recently got sum alien mints by alien labs that was 75 an eighth and the high and taste were incredible altho the smell was kinda faint anyways I jus got this outdoor gelonade 1/8 by connected because I know they are a good company so I went with it and glad I did , the high is great and the terps man oh man the terps on this one , with the purpliness and dark grape flavor of the gelato and then the sweet citrus lemon from that fire lemon tree, perfect match , altho I won't lie I'm not a huge cookies fan this gelonade is gassy gassy gasss y'all !!!!!!!
Intense citrus smell with hints of ammonia, taste is very citrusy. High hits quickly, very head high, talkative and stimulated but not restless. Can lead to headaches, which is not a nice high. Great for a walk with a friend.
Great strain for the stoner misanthrope who needs to face the world. I felt devoid of any anxiety, uplifted, and was uncharacteristically chatty with my Lyft driver. Solid strain.
Such a good strain if you a have a job in a social setting. Helps with paranoia and anxiety ESPECIALLY social anxiety. Great relaxer and gets you high every-time. 😍
Tastes great, Burned clean. High was not crazy but definitely did the job. No cottonmouth. Can’t go bad with this
My bf bought some of this stuff from his buddy that is always selling the “exotic” strains. I’m a longtime smoker with a high tolerance and this stuff barely got me high. What it did do is make me very anxious (I already have anxiety and should’ve done by research first) and generally put me in a shitty mood. I was very quiet and irritable. Plus it gave me a headache. If you’re naturally an anxious person, skip this one!! I will stick to indicas and indica-dominant hybrids.
Gelonade by Connected Cannabis... after five decades of smoking, this brand brought me back about that far, reminding me of the real Acapulco Gold days. Reminding me, but not exactly, but the euphoric high, happy as could be, taste is over the top and aroused (if you know what I mean).
With 50 years under my belt and top shelf all of the time, here I am, finally, a reminder of yesteryear.
Acapulco Gold, Panama Red, Thai Sticks, Columbian Gold and now, Gelonade by Connected Cannabis.
BTW, all of Connected Cannabis products are dope!
October 18, 2020
fan-fucking-tastic