GMO Cookies reviews

Wow. Just. Wow. I'm a medical patient with Lupus who deals with chronic pain. This strain absolutely took it away and made me want to dance around my place. $$$ spent, gave it a shot, outcome: PAIN FREE 30-40 minutes!! Priceless! ❤️

I really really like this strain…I don’t leave reviews a lot, like ever. But hit this strain from a cart and I felt great. Really strong, deep, heavy high. Super relaxing and calming but extremely euphoric. Like the euphoria was very powerful in a relaxing way if that makes sense. And I’ve felt this way time and time again with this strain from different brands/products.

As a rule, dabs taste good, but this tasted like burnt garlic socks. Even so, it warrants 5 stars because of its pain relief and brain relief effects. I have an autoimmune condition with horrible muscle spasms (some sativas make this worse) & intractable pain. Today I drove over an hour to buy GMO Cookies Sugar. By the time I got home, I was miserable. I opened my prize (which smelled wonderful) and dabbed some (which tasted terrible). Taste be damned, I was hurting, so I dabbed a second time. In under a half minute, my muscles had stopped cramping, and the pain was receding. Within 3 minutes, I had calm muscles and better pain relief than I get from a prescribed dose of narcotics. Strangely, after 5 minutes my mind was still clear. Dabs usually frost my mind faster than they affect my body. But wait for it- this strain hits the mind in a slow wave. After about 10 minutes, I was pleasantly anaethetized in mind and body. And though I was home alone, I had the giggles and felt socially connected with friends. This was despite the pandemic, and distance-conversing via text message & GIFs. The best surprise was that I didn’t feel hungry/munchie on GMO Cookies. I truly enjoyed my ice water and grapes. No Pringles obsession, no pizza delivery. Just happiness and satisfaction. My pain was managed, I was enjoying healing laughter, I was relaxed & happy with no munchie drive. And the only negative was the lingering taste of garlic? This could be the strain of my dreams! Next time, I’ll swap the grapes for spaghetti, making GMO Cookies the perfect 5-star dab.

The high snuck up on me after about an hour. It left me feeling very very relaxed with a euphoric and functional high. Best strain ive had so far personally. Lets just put it this way… this is my first time leaving a review for a strain. will be going back for more next week🔥🔥🔥

Without a doubt my fave go to strain, hands down. Many come close, but not quite . In my 30+ yrs., this is the apex of the indica leaning hybrids... the full blown body high backed by a super euphoric mental bliss that a well grown and cured batch bring about is unequaled to in my opinion. ..anxiety, depression, boredom stand no chance. Great for pain if you use medically as well. 🐼 has this nailed down here in WA, this last batch measured (?🤔) in at ~32% THC, of the total ~ 37% tot cannabinoids. And it hits like it too. A few hits from the bong have me straight super glued, just happy to be alive. This is not for the newbies, from it's acquired taste and smell (which I love) to her powerhouse of a high. I love smoking it from the bong, old school, but it's also good vaped (dry or wet), eaten in RSO. I always love it. Two superceleb parents, she's a super celeb love child, parent to many more...so come out from under the rock and give her a try. Fuck, just had a weird 80s flashback of sorts..."...the night belongs..to GMO" que Glen Fry...and the 🎷...😂😅🤣...sorry, just f-in baked 😎💨

When I opened the jar it smelled like freshly picked garlic, really fresh and funky. Very unique and was actually smoking some chem dog. I compared the both and never imagined smoking something like this back in the day. The chem dog is reminiscent of the old school days but crossed with gsc it becomes garlic. Lol. As far as potency, it's amazing. Try it for sure. Indica leaning Hybrid.

The particular pheno I received smells disgusting. Stinky. Awful. Rotten. Dirty rotten onions on the nose. Earthy cheese burger on the exhale. If this were the first strain of weed I had ever come into contact with, I think that I'd be apprehensive to consume it. It's a bit repulsive. It's effects are relaxing. A very intense body high washes over. Stress fades away. Every molecule I'm composed of sinks into the couch. I feel focused. I feel faded. I'll go to sleep soon riding a wave of euphoria. I could smoke this strain during the day. I'd get nothing done for the rest of the day, but it would be very enjoyable. I prefer to smoke this strain in the evening. I don't want to do much else after consuming it. Vegetative state. Deep, deep sleep. See you on the astral plane.

I’m seriously injured, but was misdiagnosed multiple times, making it impossible for me to obtain the painkillers I need. So I tried mmj & I have not been impressed. I even wondered if I were simply incapable of getting stoned anymore. Enter Garlic Cookies, my last ditch effort to enjoy rather than simply tolerate my medication. What a world of difference!! Felt great right away, much less nerve pain. I also couldn’t stop smiling. What an amazing strain!