Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
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I have been dying to get my hands on this strain as I knew the story of its heritage and it is combination of all my favorite strains!!! This is my “Pineapple Express” if this strain and that strain had a baby and this other strain and that other strain had a baby and THEN those two babies had a baby...THAT would be Golden Goat, lol...it did NOT disappoint, very unique taste and very stereotypical sativa effects which are delightful! You can taste the skunk and Hawaiian throughout the experience-I’m not an idol worshipper but this golden calf could change my views!!! Maybe my fav to date...that’s a big designation for me...
I am currently smoking some Golden Goat from the Green Cross dispensary in Denver, Colorado. It has a head rush followed by severe couchlock for me.
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I went from anxious stressed out I’m not feeling good to taking three puffs about 2 1/2 seconds each. And I feel relaxed I’m happy you enjoying the silly TV that’s on behind me and I just feel great. This one will not be for everyone this is a strain for those of us who will enjoy a cerebral euphoric yet also Anxiety and stress relieving strain. The reason I say it’s not for everyone as the flavor is very very strong. It has a sweet and spicy flavor to it. I absolutely love it I have heard from a source that these are not good that they leak but I have heard about issues and the quality is absolutely fantastic the liquid is beautiful and the effects are amazing. I am going to make sure to pick up a second one of these to have in my drawer just in case my PTSD ask up and nothing else is working for my anxiety. This instantly took everything away. Usually at this time of night I would need to use a concentrate but I was able to just use a cartridge so I am very happy I have only tried the dry leaves from Illera somthis cart Definitely is awesome and I am happy that the healing center in Monroeville carries it. It’s an easy go to strain specific perfect 👌 cart for me. I found a top 8 strain. I put this at number six right under lemon cookies from moxie and right above cookies and chem from prime!
Very nice and not heavy Meaning it actually can be used at anytime of the day which is perfect because the way that this attacks the PTSD symptoms that is awesome that I’ll be able to use this at anytime of the day. I am absolutely floored by the effects that I truly do hope that we can continue to get these I do see that the date on the box package was back in August so I’m a little bit worried. Hopefully they can get product back into Pittsburgh more often.
Focused, energized, confident, ready to conquer any project and forget your fears!
Lol, without Golden Goat, I may not survive the day. It is essential for DAYTIME for me. I feel amazing. My pain is gone, depression is lifted, and I feel great! It’s UPLIFTING, and I love to garden, and exercise after vaping this. I bike, hang out with friends, clean my house, and can INSPIRED TO be creative... anything but sleep. I switch to my favorite Indica at night.
Best in little bits consistently throughout the day. :)
Did I mention aroused? Lol Definitely.
No anxiety or paranoia for me with this one. in fact, just the opposite! Had to run into the store after medicating and my social anxiety was Gone! So was my arthritis and fibro pain! Just a nice, blissful, clear-headed, and energetic high with an easy come-down and zero munchies. Perfection!!!
I wasn't surprised thus was gonna be a treat! I picked this up on my first visit to the new flower friendly PA dispensaries. Along with a few other samples i'll review later. I picked up an 8th for $65 at TerraVida in Abington. I knew the price going in so I was treating myself to one sample of something really tasty on my first ever in my 61 years of Lifetime legal purchase of flower marijuana. I must confess a tear.. Golden Goat is Devine. The ILERA offering was fresh and spicy, with very little handling as the most delicate trichome seem to be attached quite well. I've seen similar weeds where they appear more processed and you seem to be missing a lot of the keif. Not so as all the most delicate taste elements of the bud were nicely intact. I told myself I was going to take 3 hits so I could compare and after the second one I forgot to take the third. For an for an hour and a half. The smoke drawers in thick and broadly flavored. No One Taste jumps out, But.. exhales like a Magic carpet across your tongue with no tickle at all. Almost like an old blonde Lebanese hash earthy flavor. To look at it it's a thing of beauty It's well package perhaps over packaged (*see my review of the one gram version of ILERA's Tiger's Milk) but for $65 bucks I want it to arrive safely. It did, and it's wonderful for an occasional treat, but for the everyday I'd get the $35/8th Dark Blue Dream for the same kind of effect. Similar quality.
This strain will wow you. When I crack open the jar, it smells like a truck carrying limes, hit a skunk then crashed into an oil truck. My mouth start watering like one of Pavlov’s dogs. Very uplifting, energetic, euphoric and leaves you clear headed enough to go about your day. Highly recommend. Purchased at Ilera Healthcare, medical dispensary, Plymouth Meeting, PA.
I enjoyed this strain quite a lot. After about 20 minutes I felt extremely focused. I was in the shower and just wanted to stay in there forever and think and think and think. +Calm +Relaxed +Focused