Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
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This strain will wow you. When I crack open the jar, it smells like a truck carrying limes, hit a skunk then crashed into an oil truck. My mouth start watering like one of Pavlov’s dogs. Very uplifting, energetic, euphoric and leaves you clear headed enough to go about your day. Highly recommend. Purchased at Ilera Healthcare, medical dispensary, Plymouth Meeting, PA.
I just got out of active duty military service in the US Army. I have permanent, service related, mental and physical troubles. I finally got my medical card for Missouri just a few days ago, and I went to a dispensary near my house. I had never real dabbled in the use of marijuana besides maybe a few times in High-School and a little after I graduated, but I knew the basic stuff. One of the deals at the dispensary was 1oz for $120. I knew that was a great deal! I purchased it after researching the strain, thought I would enjoy it and I went home. I had a clean pipe, packed it full and lit up! After my first bowl, I already started to feel good. I was tingly all over, my arms felt like noodles, and my physical pain instantly felt relieved. I smoked another bowl and wow, I felt great, I started knocking out chores and my college homework. I wasn’t worried about the girlfriend, upcoming tests, deadlines, and work. I was just being me, locked in on one task at a time. This Strain is absolutely perfect for day-time use. I feel energized and calm, not sleepy. The “Full Body” High is definitely real and very potent. Smoking too much of this definitely took me out of the game for a few hours. I was so high I seriously felt sick. Exercise with caution and definitely do not underestimate the potency of this strain! Happy smokin’! 😊
-Jon
Golden Goat-
I went from anxious stressed out I’m not feeling good to taking three puffs about 2 1/2 seconds each. And I feel relaxed I’m happy you enjoying the silly TV that’s on behind me and I just feel great. This one will not be for everyone this is a strain for those of us who will enjoy a cerebral euphoric yet also Anxiety and stress relieving strain. The reason I say it’s not for everyone as the flavor is very very strong. It has a sweet and spicy flavor to it. I absolutely love it I have heard from a source that these are not good that they leak but I have heard about issues and the quality is absolutely fantastic the liquid is beautiful and the effects are amazing. I am going to make sure to pick up a second one of these to have in my drawer just in case my PTSD ask up and nothing else is working for my anxiety. This instantly took everything away. Usually at this time of night I would need to use a concentrate but I was able to just use a cartridge so I am very happy I have only tried the dry leaves from Illera somthis cart Definitely is awesome and I am happy that the healing center in Monroeville carries it. It’s an easy go to strain specific perfect 👌 cart for me. I found a top 8 strain. I put this at number six right under lemon cookies from moxie and right above cookies and chem from prime!
Very nice and not heavy Meaning it actually can be used at anytime of the day which is perfect because the way that this attacks the PTSD symptoms that is awesome that I’ll be able to use this at anytime of the day. I am absolutely floored by the effects that I truly do hope that we can continue to get these I do see that the date on the box package was back in August so I’m a little bit worried. Hopefully they can get product back into Pittsburgh more often.
No anxiety or paranoia for me with this one. in fact, just the opposite! Had to run into the store after medicating and my social anxiety was Gone! So was my arthritis and fibro pain! Just a nice, blissful, clear-headed, and energetic high with an easy come-down and zero munchies. Perfection!!!
Focused, energized, confident, ready to conquer any project and forget your fears!
Lol, without Golden Goat, I may not survive the day. It is essential for DAYTIME for me. I feel amazing. My pain is gone, depression is lifted, and I feel great! It’s UPLIFTING, and I love to garden, and exercise after vaping this. I bike, hang out with friends, clean my house, and can INSPIRED TO be creative... anything but sleep. I switch to my favorite Indica at night.
Best in little bits consistently throughout the day. :)
Did I mention aroused? Lol Definitely.
I enjoyed this strain quite a lot. After about 20 minutes I felt extremely focused. I was in the shower and just wanted to stay in there forever and think and think and think. +Calm +Relaxed +Focused
January 6, 2018
there's just no way that nobody can't like the strain! Even after one bowl of that, you get a euphoric head, body high that keeps you in an uplifted and energized/euphoric mood throughout the entire Buzz of it and it keeps getting repeated if you smoke a little bit more each time to maintain it throughout your day! Let's just say you won't enjoy work more than when you're on this if you know what I mean?
I have been dying to get my hands on this strain as I knew the story of its heritage and it is combination of all my favorite strains!!! This is my “Pineapple Express” if this strain and that strain had a baby and this other strain and that other strain had a baby and THEN those two babies had a baby...THAT would be Golden Goat, lol...it did NOT disappoint, very unique taste and very stereotypical sativa effects which are delightful! You can taste the skunk and Hawaiian throughout the experience-I’m not an idol worshipper but this golden calf could change my views!!! Maybe my fav to date...that’s a big designation for me...