Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
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For me this was a gentle strain which made sounds much more vivid & food taste PARTICULARLY yummy. Relaxing and delightful! Keep it to a puff or two & this is a good day strain. More than that & you just want to luxuriate in the wonder of the world. Also helped with some nerve pain I have in one leg. Golden Goat made everything simply more enjoyable with NO anxiety or paranoia. If you like this strain, try Golden Ticket as well. DIVINE.
I am currently smoking some Golden Goat from the Green Cross dispensary in Denver, Colorado. It has a head rush followed by severe couchlock for me.
This is probably one of the best strains I've ever had in ALL my years of smoking. It was such a good high and experience overall. I have depression and this helped me feel so much lighter. I'm not lying when I say I felt NO anger, stress, pain, nada. I felt like I was really able to bond with my friends. I don't know if this makes any sense, but it actually felt like I was walking on CLOUDS. I felt like a weight I had been carrying for soso long finally was taken off my back, and let me tell you, I can't even begin to put into words how euphoric I felt. I loved this strain so much. Although the high wore off a bit fast, the "normal" that I felt after was the best normal I had ever felt. I was in a state that I hadn't felt since back when I was a small child. I felt so carefree but still able to contain myself, aswell as the motivation it had given me. It's been a bit over 24 hours now and the normal is still so great. If you have depression or major sadness, aswell as feeling stressed, I 100% recommend this strain to you.
Sativas are usually not my thing. They make me anxious, and panicky and my heart rate goes through the roof.
However.
I was in a HORRIBLE mood...for no reason at all, really. I smoked some Golden Goat and almost immediately felt my mood shift. I was a little worried at first because as it started kicking in, which felt almost immediate, I felt like it was about to go south and make me react like I normally do with sativas (I do think if I had smoked much more it may have happened, so be wary of that if sativas treat you the same way). But I decided if I distracted myself, it would even out soon enough and it did after just a little bit.
I started folding some laundry and listening to music and the next thing I knew I was dancing in my room to Electric Light Orchestra and couldn't have felt happier. I did all my laundry and cleaned my kitchen (which was a disaster) and I barely even noticed I was cleaning because I was just so happy and dancey.
Anyways, I also ramble when I smoke...so, here we are about 4 paragraphs in.
The moral of the story is, if you are iffy about sativas I still recommend trying this one. Be careful to not smoke too much because I did feel like it had the potential to make me anxious, but if you hit the right dose, you'll be so freaking happy and you might just clean your whole house.
This is probably one the best all around strains. A very good balance of sativa and indica with this one.
The sativa effects kick in almost instantly and later the indica side takes effect for a wonderful buzz. I love this strain because of its incredible versatility. The goat is great for either a social time or some alone, introspective time or anything in between.
Not to belabor the point....but the versatility can not be beat. Definitely smoke it if you can!
Lightly euphoric, clear minded high which is quite enjoyable for reading or playing musical instruments. Be wary of anxiety onsets if you are an unseasoned sativa smoker. Nice Taste for a sativa dominant strain. Please smoke responsibly
- Pale Wooden Door
February 9, 2018
New favorite strain. I have a lot of anxiety most days, but Golden Goat really helps tamp it out. This strain is citrusy, absolutely delicious, and smells like it tastes. It's a clean high, doesn't drag you down at all but, at least for me, it's very relaxing. Golden Goat is euphoric, happy, makes you feel calm and capable. Added plus, the comedown is great, no hangover feelings.
This is a great “get down to business” weed. I vaped a few hits & then cleaned the ever living shit out of my kitchen. One task just led to another and all of a sudden it’s 3 hours later, my kitchen is hospital grade clean, AND there’s a loaf of bread in the oven. It was so fun!