Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
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October 4, 2017
nice daytime strain but too much and you can lose your focus and reach for the munchies... i like the taste and smell very citrus driven - overall a great strain for needing to get shit done
100 percent my new go to morning routine! Light head high focus & balanced body for relaxation & pain relief ! I have severe panic attacks, Autism & PTSD & ADHD & PTC mix that with the fact I’m a rookie cookie still lol , ( meaning my tolerance is shit!! ) this was not a overwhelming high or feeling it was like a WARM HUG ! So I highly recommend this strain for noobies aka rookie cookies like me lol and medical patients like me who are hesitant because golden goat is a sativa hybrid I wish I would have listened sooner so again ( DONT FEAR THR GOAT ) it doesn’t need more COW BELL LMFAO! ( sorry but I just gotta toss in the fun word play on a SNL SKIT ( don’t fear the reaper it just needs a little MORE COW BELL)
Energetic and very focused with this one. Great for outdoors and even better for sex!
Sativas are usually not my thing. They make me anxious, and panicky and my heart rate goes through the roof.
However.
I was in a HORRIBLE mood...for no reason at all, really. I smoked some Golden Goat and almost immediately felt my mood shift. I was a little worried at first because as it started kicking in, which felt almost immediate, I felt like it was about to go south and make me react like I normally do with sativas (I do think if I had smoked much more it may have happened, so be wary of that if sativas treat you the same way). But I decided if I distracted myself, it would even out soon enough and it did after just a little bit.
I started folding some laundry and listening to music and the next thing I knew I was dancing in my room to Electric Light Orchestra and couldn't have felt happier. I did all my laundry and cleaned my kitchen (which was a disaster) and I barely even noticed I was cleaning because I was just so happy and dancey.
Anyways, I also ramble when I smoke...so, here we are about 4 paragraphs in.
The moral of the story is, if you are iffy about sativas I still recommend trying this one. Be careful to not smoke too much because I did feel like it had the potential to make me anxious, but if you hit the right dose, you'll be so freaking happy and you might just clean your whole house.
This is probably one of the best strains I've ever had in ALL my years of smoking. It was such a good high and experience overall. I have depression and this helped me feel so much lighter. I'm not lying when I say I felt NO anger, stress, pain, nada. I felt like I was really able to bond with my friends. I don't know if this makes any sense, but it actually felt like I was walking on CLOUDS. I felt like a weight I had been carrying for soso long finally was taken off my back, and let me tell you, I can't even begin to put into words how euphoric I felt. I loved this strain so much. Although the high wore off a bit fast, the "normal" that I felt after was the best normal I had ever felt. I was in a state that I hadn't felt since back when I was a small child. I felt so carefree but still able to contain myself, aswell as the motivation it had given me. It's been a bit over 24 hours now and the normal is still so great. If you have depression or major sadness, aswell as feeling stressed, I 100% recommend this strain to you.
Golden goat is the strongest of both the sativa and indica that I have tried in one weed at the same time. One can feel lost or then have a moment of clarities to be focused on your chose task and trying the best you can, belaying any negative self talk. Often visual and feels to me like the complete package for a very strong hybrid.
Golden Goat has quickly and permanently earned its spot as a top 3 strain of all time for me. It is the perfect high. When smoking solo this is a beautifully calming and full body euphoric high that puts a smile on your tingly face. But this strain truly shines when smoking socially. This strain puts you all on the same exact vibe of euphoria, laughter and just utter joy. This one hits even very experienced smokers with a high tolerance. If you find it, STOCK UP... You will always be searching for it again.
I have severe depression/anxiety & paranoia and this strain wiped it all out. I’ve never written a review for anything but this, is so euphoric and good vibes.