Golden Pineapple reviews

As someone who generally has a hard time with sativas due to severe anxiety and panic attacks this strain is Awesome. In small amounts it has a very clear and clean high that kind of wakes you right up. In larger quantities it has a pretty strong high that can get slightly overwhelming for someone who is anxiety prone but not too bad and personally easier to get past than some other strains.

Excellent strain, though I did notice it was rather harsh compared to other strains I've been smoking lately. That however could always just be this specific yield. Focusing on the high, which I am right now. For me it takes a few minutes to creep on, about 5-10 minutes before it really starts to hit me. The effects seem to be very relaxing and thought provoking when sitting down listening to some chill music (such as Route Around by Rebelution). However if I get up, get moving, and get some fast tunes playing I feel better than a cup of coffee. So harshness aside I think its an excellent strain. The harvest I smoking right now sits at about 29% THC-a and you can for sure feel it. Take it easy, relax, smoke a bowl, and have a great warm spring/summer afternoon with your friends. Peace Eclipse. Note: Will add vaporizer review soon (Pax by Ploom and Launch Box by Magic Flight)

Mood/physical state: 11 am. Trying to head to the pool for a mid day workout/ rehab. the pool is open from 11-130p. I need to swim but I’d rather be lazy person and just relax exercising my thumb scrolling through IG. Tic rock it’s 1130 am and still I’m debating whether I should go. Post smoke: concentrate from Dabstract bought from Green theory in Bellevue factoria. I made my mind up to go, but felt a little more driven more conviction. ended up showing up at the pool by 12 p. I’m thinking ok what kind of workout shall I do. Sprints ...I’ll work on speed. Jump in, water feels interesting on my skin like laying in silk sheets. It’s cold tho, brr , a strain that gives you chills. Started out pacing myself feeling good, I do 1 lap, then 2...3..4..9...10...13. Ended at 14 , laps , winded yes. To sum up my experience up I would use this as a pre workout Nudged me like a friend motivating me to head to the pool, I had laser focus , made me a little chilly , water felt like silk sheets on my skin and I surprised myself. Pre workout concentrate of choice.

my buddy bought some back from Washington product of phat panda. excellent phat buds. Pineapple structure lol. nice mellow buzz. smells tasty. tropical, sweet, semi tree fruit flavors. giggly and happy. He explained the set up just out of this world. tons! Thank you for your care and dedication to this angelic strain.

Great day time smoke! I got Phat Panda's Golden pineapple CBD oil for my Panda Pen, and it takes care of my mood and my pain management needs simultaneously. Solid Sativa. Comparable to Cenex, Jack Herer, White Widow, or Blue Dream in effects. Not my favorite strain overall, but definitely a solid go-to for when I need to stay active, aware and productive.

Deffinetly my go to morning strain, lately, (again). Even better than a cup of coffee, this strain gives you energy and focus to burn. In the Seattle area Phat Panda's version of this is crazy popular and for good reason. Done quite well with a high THC level 27%, beautifully manicured, (hand trimmed) and dried the buds are fluffy, bright green covered in bright orange hairs and coated in frosty goodness and as soon as you crack the jar the smell the name is evident the smell of pineapple is almost overwhelming. To me this is a perfect start to the day.

Let me review this from a negative standpoint, because I made a rookie mistake and did WAY too much. Don’t get me wrong, I like this strain a lot. So, normally when I have GP I smoke it. That’s typically what I do with all my weed. Roll it in a joint and smoke the fucker. Last night I decided to try using my dry-bud vape for the first time in over six months. It never used to get me high when I’d use it like a normal human being, so I figured if I sucked it like a dick all night that I’d end up feeling just a tiny bit high, just high enough to feel happy and relaxed. Nope. Complete opposite. I couldn’t sit still. Everything was spinning. Reality was a myth. I swore I was dying and/or crazy. It was wild man. I’m still recovering from that shit and it’s been over 24 hours since it hit me now. The only real good thing that came out of my latest GP experience was the fact that I couldn’t really feel my chronic back pain during all of that, lol. When taken normally, this strain is totally great for me. It makes me more susceptible to giggling fits, helps my pain, and when I come down from it, it guides me into a gentle relaxed state. So PSA kids... don’t suck your vape like a dick. Seriously, take it slow. You’ll regret it if you don’t. TL;DR: don’t go crazy taking hit after hit after hit, etc. Take it slow. Golden Pineapple is a great strain, but in small amounts.

I was surprisingly disappointed, seeing as Golden Goat is my favorite strain and I love Pineapple Express. This made me suuuuper anxious. Every single time I smoked it. I even made a joint salad with golden pineapple and an indica and it still gave me crazy anxiety. I am not new to weed; I’ve been smoking for 16 years and recreational became legal in my state at the beginning of 2014. I knew it had pinene which isn’t my favorite term, but I figured that since the dominant terpenes was Terpinoline (like golden goat) I thought I would get a similar effect. Golden Goat gives me the euphoria wand energy without the anxiety. I do struggle with depression & anxiety and OCD and C-PTSD. With Golden Pineapple it was like 10 min of euphoria and uplifted mood but then 3 hours of high anxiety. With reviews it’s always important to be mindful that different growers in different regions can impact strains, so it’s possible the grower that the dispensary I went to uses (here in Denver, CO) has some extra pinene flair or something. So take that into account when reading my review.