Granddaddy Purple reviews

Soooooooooo this strain makes me super horny! Lol. I'm serious! My lady parts seemed to be the most relaxed/tingly after smoking AND this is while I'm cramping 4 days before my next period is due. And I have endometriosis. Sorry for the TMI. I just need y'all to know how awesome it is at taking away my pain when I really need it to. This will forever be one of my go tos for that time of the month.

I loved everything about this strain but I kept waking up with migraines. I'm a chronic migraine sufferer, so I try to steer clear :)

My plug had jus got this in,, he didn’t have my normal strain (redwood Kush) so I decided on this. I bought a quarter of it and ended up smoking about two grams. Nothing,, I smoked another g,, and about 6 minutes later I tried to stand up and BAM. I couldn’t walk. The high is amazing and if you watch a comedy expect to start laughing. A lot. I definitely recommend.

I am a very new cannabis user, having only been high twice with a friend before trying this strain. I tried it in the form of PurePulls Tear Drop CO2 'dab oil'. I cannot smoke weed as I have asthma, but this is a highly concentrated activated THC oil. I ate the concentrate in a smoothie. The high took longer to kick in as I took it orally, but it definitely hit hard. I was watching Superstore, and suddenly could not follow conversations between characters any longer. I went to make some decaf, and it took me what felt like many minutes to organize my thoughts enough to get a new spoon out of the drawer and get the cream out of the fridge. My body was so relaxed it felt heavy, taking steps took more effort than ever before. I probably took too much however, I did end up throwing up a couple times during my high. While I was ill I felt as though my heart might stop, it was pounding but I felt like I was so relaxed, I was having trouble breathing enough. After the illness/panic passed, I immediately didn't care it even happened. Every worry melted away. My boyfriend (an actual first-timer) took longer to be effected by Granddaddy, but once we were both into it we felt as though we had a brain link or something. Far-away sounds were interesting, confusing, wonderful. The sex was the best we'd had. The colder air touching our skin outside the blankets vs the warmer air inside the blankets felt profound. Eventually we fell asleep and it was the best sleep we'd had in a long time, despite my being ill during the trip. The next morning I wondered if I was still high, as I went to work relaxed and nonchalant; nothing could get on my nerves that day. Love this stuff. Next time I will take less though.

Love this high, pain is mostly gone, I am extremely relaxed but almost to the point of falling asleep, so I would say this a great strain to smoke before bed time. Definitely causes you to zone out entirely and I prefer to focus but I am thoroughly enjoying it nonetheless.

C'mere, you little brat, your old grandpa wants to tell you a story. And the name of this story is "GRANDPA'S FUCKIN' WASTED" It stars your ol' grand-daddy: Grand Daddy Purple (GDP). GDP is what you call 'sneaker weed' because it hits you like the sole of a sneaker right to your cerebellum. I thought, "I'll take a couple hits off'n this bomber of GDP..." and less than two minutes later my head went "Yup -- you're FUCKED". I've had some weed hit me like Ike Turner, but this shit napalmed my cortex and left me plenty crispy. Some highs you question the wisdom of. Some highs are like, "Did I really need to be this high and damn some Porcupine Tree would sound good right about now!". Then there's this high. Daaaaaaamn. GDP is flat-out not fucking around. Gramps was a bad-ass in Vietnam and now he's brought home some of that boot-stomping to your third eye. It's been an hour now and I'm still higher than I've ever been. Not that I'm complaining or anything. As long as you got some good tunes (read: PROG ROCK), you can ride out anything. Also, oddly, it tastes really good, too. Almost like grape juice. That good grape juice that you used to get in little boxes at school, not that shit they sell today that tastes like Tacoma's asshole. That's what makes this weed so diabolical: innocent-sounding name + dee-licious grapey-grape taste and a "mere" 25% THC content; seems harmless enough, right? That's until you find out your Gramps has been at the Wild Turkey all day and he's a MEAN drunk. Someone's gettin' their little ass whipped tonight, and it's going to be your sanity and sense of getting things done. Sorry, that was a little dark and possibly more self-revealing than I expected. Anyway, go buy some Grand Daddy Purple and you won't just be reading this review, you'll be LIVING it!

Beautiful bud, stank smell and overall great strain. This shit is amazing on the vape and is most definitely a party strain.

When I got introduced to Granddaddy Purp, I was in a 420-friendly state waiting on a...development. I had lived in a "dry" state and was really looking forward to going and thought I had done all the research I needed on cannabis strains and their effects. The effects of Granddaddy Purp were woefully understated. Like so many before me, when took my first toke, I thought I was doing something wrong because I didn't feel anything... ...so I took 8 more pulls. I was luckily on my way back to my room where my wife was waiting for me and she saw how narrow my eyes had gotten. When I laid down on our bed, that's when it hit me and it hit me like a freight train. The body high I felt was so intense and deep, I thought I was going to be carried out on a stretcher. My mind was calm like it hadn't been in years and I was literally in no pain, physical or otherwise. Then, something happened I have never experience before. My high, for lack of a better word, downshifted. It may have been from the numerous pulls but when the last wave hit it was so profound, that I could feel everything slow down around me. I was stamped into my bed for what I thought was four hours and I was still aware and enjoying the high. Afterwards, I could still feel the relaxation of The Purp but it gave me a fierce bout of dry mouth. This is turning out to be my go-to strain, especially if I'm having joint pain or needing to quiet my mind. All hail!