Grease Monkey reviews

Tried this as a daytime bud since Leafly reviews claimed it was energizing. It knocked me on my back but was also energizing. In a good way. Definitely gave an amazing body high. One where you just want to melt into your bed. As a female, I like to have a strain on hand that will put me in ecstasy. This was it for me. I harassed my husband for s*x like a fiend. Touching myself until he gave in. Had the best O of my life. Tears were streaming down my face during that release. Definitely going to stay in my arsenal. Night time bud only for me.

Acquired some .5 gram shorty pre-rolls of this strain locally. These are full flower pre-rolls. Not just shake and trim. The flavor profile right off the bat was citrusy, more specifically lemony. Very lemony. The immediate effects for me are mildly sedative, both in head and body. I've had some chronic lower back pain for almost 2 weeks, and the physically calming effects have REALLY blunted the persistent muscle aches. For me; a good choice for a long slide into bedtime, or any time you want to chill and drift into a deep sleep. I'd not only choose this for nightly use at home, but while camping/backpacking when sometimes you know you need to sleep, but it might be hard to find.

so far I'm really enjoying this train. It's smooth and has a real earthy smell to it. It allowed me to connect with myself more than I thought was possible, and it helped put me right to sleep when I needed it.

This strain was given to me by my boy over in the projects and he called it “IUD Kramps Kush”. Shit went down real smooth at the start with a very greasy smooth taste, and the sensation of pure happiness flowed through my body, as the wind began to erect my body as to slightly push me forward. Soon after it made me forget I was holding the bong and dropped that mf. Shit was so gas had me trippin till next day. Peep this shit fr

Tried GM for the first time and completely got rid of my anxiety like 1 mg Xanax like the relaxed head in rain feeling cool!!

perfect wake and bake strain for a no-rush morning! but will shift my mood to positive and carefree any time of day. gets the mindset stress free for the day and is a great support to my daily routine. just opens me up to a great day, and allows intentions to really integrate. awesome before journaling, stretching or a workout.

Calming. Really helps with my anxiety. Good if you need to eat and can’t. Really smooth high.

Being in my 60’s and living through the most incredible times especially in music, This strain reminds me of what California weed was to us in the Deep South. Couch locked. Like putting on Pink Floyd Pulse live and a set of headphones.