Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
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April 8, 2023
It’s a really nice strain. The only reason I give 4/5 stars is because it’s a really mellow smoke and I like something with a bit more kick. If you enjoy taking things easy and want a chill buzz, this is the weed for you. If you want something with more zip, I’d skip it or save it for a rainy day. ❤️❤️❤️
September 23, 2017
Tasty Relaxing No Cares
Grease monkey exceeded my expectations. It calm me down but it didn’t put me to sleep right away. I was able to finish my task then I went to bed
Very relaxing. Earthy, herbally tones for taste, and the high creeps up your back, reaching over the head and sinking its fingers over your eyeballs. Love it!
If I smoked too much, it made me kinda dizzy & paranoid. Just had to watch how much I smoked, otherwise loved this strain!
This shit is 🔥 but it depends on the brand. But I am a Good Day Farm guy myself and that Greasemonkey from GDF I got is so sticky you can just mold it into shape when you roll it. Smells amazing like carrots 🥕 yes it has a carrots taste also but this is tight because carrots are good for you so when you smoke it betacarot whatever is in it you benefit from it. It even reminds of like eating carrot cake. One good pull off my joint and I could feel it tingling, the classic high feeling like when I was a kid. 42 yrs old been smoking since 93' so 29 years I been smoking and it seems like alot of shit just dont do it but this one here is certified by a smoking ass getting high ass m f'er! It's not a couch locker but I started on the couch watching GOTs and shit got crazy interesting quick, but I just now got up to get some coffee and I am not ready to smoke again yet and its been like an hour. So fresh this Greasemonkey is. It is very beautiful too. I'll describe it as Purple Mountain Majesties, its got autumn colors purple dark green and blue and amber. Like looking up a mountain side in December, like right now 😆 lol. Buds are mixed all sizes big ones, little ones , all lush all natural smells I will say. Alot of stuff seems like it is sprayed with scent but nothing from good day is bad 😆I will say I am at the point where I dont care what it is, if it came from GDF its on the one fresh and fire I expect nothing less from these guys but Greasemonkey is gr8. Even though gushers gave me a headache, thats on the low though 😃 its all good, some strains just don't hit me right but the quality was still there and I can respect that and I dont BS it just wasnt for me but I saw that the quality was was still of the utmost. And Greasemonkey is no exception I got an 1/8 for 24.99 plus a military discount 15% so get it while the gettin is good 👍
January 6, 2019
Super hazy, body heavy. Great for sleep and with it's intense physical high, is a wonderful strain for pain, especially menstrual cramps and muscle spasms.
Best appetite strain I've had so far. Great for big meals. I tend to lose my appetite with stress. This helps me get it back.