Grease Monkey reviews

• proper on flavor in the crumble variety • 82% cannabinoids & 4.6% terps • was in a glass jar inside of another plastic smell proof container and once the 1st seal got cracked-the monkey was out of the bag-just a real dank stank one from the jungle • been participating in various flavors all day but at this point feel quite subdued after my 1st melt down of this greasy monkey • certainly looking forward to adding this to the rotation for relaxation over the next few • recommended all day for the affiliated •

Tried GM for the first time and completely got rid of my anxiety like 1 mg Xanax like the relaxed head in rain feeling cool!!

perfect wake and bake strain for a no-rush morning! but will shift my mood to positive and carefree any time of day. gets the mindset stress free for the day and is a great support to my daily routine. just opens me up to a great day, and allows intentions to really integrate. awesome before journaling, stretching or a workout.

Put me on my ass after 2 bowls, very slumped feeling. Like I’m sinking into my couch

Cultivated by Dolja & Gonja with 26% THC this 70% Indica (forget the "Hybrid labeling") caused happiness, relaxation, & sleepiness while being in a slight haze. Rock hard buds that are light green & golden yellow with tan pistils. Tons of amber peach fuzz with small crystal trichomes. Scents & flavors are nutty, earthy, & skunky. High is heavy & stoney. Best of all got the eighth for $25! You will go bananas for this strain!!

I've lost count of the strains I've tried, but none have helped relieve my chronic pain from EDS and migraines like Grease Monkey has. It will hit you like a freight train and you'll want to fall asleep, but if you hold out for a bit it will level out and you'll find yourself in a deep state of euphoric relaxation.

Being in my 60’s and living through the most incredible times especially in music, This strain reminds me of what California weed was to us in the Deep South. Couch locked. Like putting on Pink Floyd Pulse live and a set of headphones.

Tried the flower from gLeaf in Maryland & I love it! I hadn’t laughed so hard in years, my pain was manageable & I couldn’t think too much which is a great thing for me (chronic pain, PTSD, severe anxiety & depression). The flower itself is beautiful, lots of deep dark purple, some light green & orange. This is definitely an evening strain, I could still do a few things but I was happier on my bed watching TV & eating lol! My batch measured at almost 30% THCa. I was very relaxed, happy & in a good place mentally. Slept so good! Great strain & I will buy again :) Score (0-10): 9.5