Grease Monkey reviews

The couch lock I’ve been searching for. This is so good. I feel it in my face and I am ready to climb into bed. Great munchies for someone who needs help with appetite.

Love this strain! I've grown it several times now just for the taste not to mention the giant yields:) She tastes a bit like choc from the gg4 and a hint of nutty cookie from the dosido! After reading some reviews, I just love how some ppl seem to think this is exotic lol! There's nothing exotic about it this strain was created here in this country.. exotic mean exactly the opposite lol!

It’s a really nice strain. The only reason I give 4/5 stars is because it’s a really mellow smoke and I like something with a bit more kick. If you enjoy taking things easy and want a chill buzz, this is the weed for you. If you want something with more zip, I’d skip it or save it for a rainy day. ❤️❤️❤️

Acquired some .5 gram shorty pre-rolls of this strain locally. These are full flower pre-rolls. Not just shake and trim. The flavor profile right off the bat was citrusy, more specifically lemony. Very lemony. The immediate effects for me are mildly sedative, both in head and body. I've had some chronic lower back pain for almost 2 weeks, and the physically calming effects have REALLY blunted the persistent muscle aches. For me; a good choice for a long slide into bedtime, or any time you want to chill and drift into a deep sleep. I'd not only choose this for nightly use at home, but while camping/backpacking when sometimes you know you need to sleep, but it might be hard to find.

Tried GM for the first time and completely got rid of my anxiety like 1 mg Xanax like the relaxed head in rain feeling cool!!

perfect wake and bake strain for a no-rush morning! but will shift my mood to positive and carefree any time of day. gets the mindset stress free for the day and is a great support to my daily routine. just opens me up to a great day, and allows intentions to really integrate. awesome before journaling, stretching or a workout.

Put me on my ass after 2 bowls, very slumped feeling. Like I’m sinking into my couch

Cultivated by Dolja & Gonja with 26% THC this 70% Indica (forget the "Hybrid labeling") caused happiness, relaxation, & sleepiness while being in a slight haze. Rock hard buds that are light green & golden yellow with tan pistils. Tons of amber peach fuzz with small crystal trichomes. Scents & flavors are nutty, earthy, & skunky. High is heavy & stoney. Best of all got the eighth for $25! You will go bananas for this strain!!