Greasy Runtz reviews

Let me tell you a story about a little green bud from Green Xtrax called Greasy Runtz! It Burns evenly, has a smooth exhale! Good taste, Awesome aroma with an excellent feeling. Motivating! I vacuumed my camper afterwards Let’s just say I’d go to Green Xtrax to buy “Greasy Runtz” in a 6 pack everyday ending with a ‘Y’! I love it so much I almost hate to say it in a review for fear that Green Xtrax would sell out, but here it goes… “I Love 💚 Greasy Runtz from Green Xtrax in Limerick Maine!!” I “Highly” recommend it! Try some, and make your own story!

There are some things to unpack with this strain. 1. Across the US it is marketed as either Greasy Runtz or Slapz. 2. There appear to be (at least) two cuts of this strain that are grown - one is heavy in pine terps, the other has lemon candy terps. The cut of Greasy Runtz that I got has pure lemonhead terps with gas on the back end; sometimes the smell of the original Runtz comes through, it's a lovely and enjoyable nose. These are the stickiest nugs I've ever seen (not hyperbole), surely owing to the Gorilla Glue in its lineage, with full trichome coverage; I'm sure this would wash well. The smoke is the opposite of the nose - the lemon is more subtle but you taste the gas, and ever so often the delicious and unmistakable taste of the original Runtz strain comes through. The smoke is very expansive and it burns your throat going down; it cannot be overstated how expansive and heavy this smoke is, the water bong facilitates some gigantic hits to be taken in terms of total expanded smoke volume. The buzz is a strong indica-leaner but it's got a cerebral stony side as well, and when I go heavy with this one it hits my head and shoulders with a sledgehammer of heaviness and relaxation. It's nice but it can be overpowering, when that happens I just sit with the buzz for a minute and it's cool. If I sit back and close my eyes with this one, it quickly brings on what I call the "electric skullcap effect"; it's similar to the headband thing but it feels like I'm wearing a toboggan lightly pressing on my head while fingers of static electricity massage my brain, it's really quite remarkable. Sativas are my preference but this is my favorite indica hybrid on account of the electric skullcap, I hope you can enjoy that sometime! Christ Saves.

I compare this to forbidden fruit not my cup of tea

super stoney starts off mellow and upbeat but settles into a mellow relaxed state definitely good for helping you want to eat that's for sure! really great strain overall I have a very high tolerance and this bud sends me to cloud 9.

Fantastic mood lifter, definitely a potent strain no matter where it’s found. Doesn’t do much by way of pain relief but definitely is great for after work, or before, with the right amount of coffee ☕️ The terpene profile is GOATED: Gassy, sweet, candy, and skunky lemon, but ⛽️ more than any Uplyfted cannabis co. in Michigan has this in flower, hash, and hash rosin. Don’t hesitate to buy this strain anywhere you find it, especially if you are a fan of Runtz or a classic Indica stone

When I opened the bag I knew it was gonna be a good smoke. I didn’t get put out like most of the ratings say, but it’s an instant “Damn.” moment, from the first hit. Fun strain for sure, definitely heavy—shit is SO sticky

I love the smoke Flav. Im always looking for the newest, gasiest, best smoke I can find. I love anything gassy, and if it taste like it smell it's a 🏆. Must try if you haven't. Highly recommend...

The greasy runtz I got was from Affinity Medical, grown by RiverRun Gardens. This was really good. Smells like fruity pebbles, and tastes like em too. Dense buds covered in trichomes. Good cure. The high is a pretty strong head high, and lasts a while. I can easily smoke an 8th a day, but I didn't need to smoke that much of this. Would buy again.