Green Crack reviews

Do NOT use this strain if you're doing jack shit and are prone to thinking spirals. Great for cleaning the house/washing dishes but HORRIBLE for alone time relaxing. I turn into the Joker. But like one of the funny ones. My go-to for needing to get stuff done but I gotta keep momentum or it all falls apart.

it's great. I've fallen in love with this strain. it's made me a better person. I already have paranoia and anxiety so when the negatives kick in I usually focused and talk to myself about those issues. it's a bizarre high for me. it's perfect to me. id like to compare it to jack herer too thats also an amazing strain. I could on for paragraphs for this strain but I'll save it with a couple words. I go outside at night and smoke a whole joint and I just stare at the sky. let your brain free with this sativa it's magical in a way.

One of my favorite strains of all time. I enjoyed it most in 2011-2017 from Colorado.

Green Crack is an exceptional sativa-dominant strain that delivers an energizing, clear-headed high perfect for daytime use. It hits quickly with a cerebral rush that boosts focus, creativity, and mood. Despite its strong sativa profile, it also offers subtle indica undertones—bringing a mild, relaxing body high that balances out the intensity without causing sedation. Whether you're tackling a busy day or just need a mental lift, Green Crack is a go-to for its uplifting effects and smooth smoke. Highly recommended for those who want energy with a touch of body calm.

I've had many a green crack in my time and it's always been one of my favorites. Perfect for feeling good and getting shit done. But the recent batch I got from arete was on a different level. It gave me a super intense, mind-twisting high that actually made me feel "cracked out." Lots of energy and uplift, but I felt uncomfortable and had trouble focusing. I wanted to plan out my to-do list, but all I ended up planning was how to cross to the other side of the room. I tried playing a video game and couldn't stop dying. (Usually I play better on weed.) Even though it's a sativa the feeling was very heavy and I just didn't like it. Sorry. Also the 34% THC raised my tolerance quite a bit. I switched to something else the next day and had the opposite problem: couldn't get high enough. (Bonus review: Green crack from flow gardens? Peachy keen perfect. Chef's kiss. 👨‍🍳💋🤌)

Harvested 6-13-24 by Glacier Cannabis LLC, Michigan. Reported as a hybrid (Skunk #1 X Afghani). 0% CBD, 25.57% Cannaboids, 1% terps, 22.04% ThC. Smells like sweet tarts, green apple sweet tarts. Pine, menthol, spearmint. Tall, high, pointed cones with typical Indica-hybrid spade/shoulders on buds. Reddish-orange hairs, dry-dusty, greenish coating of kief colored trichomes throughout the buds. Light pale green meat that breaks up into little balls. Like smoking a menthol Swisher Sweet cigarrillo, leaving sour notes on the tongue. Not quite as strong as Kush lineage, but it is still amazing cannabis. No eye pressure, focused, happy, pain free and euphoric.

I am a very seasoned smoker but last year was required to give up smoking. Since then, I have been experimenting with edibles. I live in Thailand where Cannabis is currently legal and absolutely available everywhere, in shops in all the main areas. Besides all the fancy strains, top shelf there are two local strains, one is the famous Thai Stick, which is the plant, not the product *(known here as Squirrel Tail). The other most commonly found is Green Crack. For a couple of years, I have tried to establish if this is the one that Snoop Dog rates so highly or just a name added to another local strain. Smoking it was always a case of two joints to get a numbing effect, okay for sleeping or chilling out with a game. I ate about 3 grams of decarboxylated Green Crack weed earlier today and I can concur with many of the reviews here. The hit was very different from whenever I smoked it in the past. It came on quickly after a couple of hours on a semi-empty stomach. I felt a very speedy hit followed by a period of high energy where I could conduct my job in a very productive way. The hit was very strong and took me by surprise - I had never had the same effect in the past with Green Crack *(Thai style). It is very cheap, and I got 20 grams for 200 Baht *(USD 5.40). Necking those 3 grams or 4 grams got me very buzzy and focused , so definitely great for a wake and bake and throughout the day. However, my experience was to eat it rather than smoke it, a different type of hit.

Pretty nice vibes. Doesn't leave me super drained. Been dabbing this in an e rig for a while now definitely one of the better strains if you like being productive while high