Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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Great for morning wake-n-bake and/or afternoon delight. This strain can aid in getting yourself going physically as well as help get the creative juices flowing. Wrote 3 songs in 2 days with help from this one. Pungent tropical & mongo overtones with hints of citrus, and bergamot undertones. Smoke can be very smooth to unpleasantly harsh depending on application. Effect is quick & noticeable elevated cerebral euphoria onset which grows in intensity enhancing focus and creativity. Along with calming nerves and relaxing body keeping stress at bay. Gives great lil energy top off for the outgoing mood it brings on. When vaporized, in personal experience, effects are intensified and little bit goes a long way. As effect grows in intensity it's easy for some to partake 1 too many times. Effect from vaporizer is stronger and more intense but doesn't last as long as smoking.
Great Sativa strain. Beautiful big gorgeous buds. Nice orange & red hairs with nice green hue. Beautiful Fruity smell and fruity berry taste. With hints of Orange and mango berry taste. Very strong with a quick feeling of euphoria and works on my stress & depression. Also works on my nighttime insomnia so best of both worlds.
I love this strain! This is a fabulous daytime smoke! It helps to relieve my back pain throughout the day without the hint of any type of crash. I feel focused and energized during the day when I smoke.
JediForce
Wow! I had to choose Blue Dream (which I've had before) or Green Crack (I've never smoked). Chose Green Crack. First experience with this strain... Smoking a 1.5 g. Blunt. Nice high that eases you to an extreme euphoric giggly high. I'm a daily smoker and even I was blown away. Felt as high as the first time I smoked weed! AA+++ new favorite strain!
GREAT FOR STRESS AND DEPRESSION
Bear with me here: this is one of the weirdest experiences I've had while high and it happened on green crack.
I went over to my buddy's house to smoke a couple bowls of GC out of his new bong. Pretty classic: about a foot tall, normal sized downstem, no percs, but it did have ice catchers. We went onto his deck and smoked 3 decent sized bowls. It's probably worth mentioning both of us were breaking a dry spell of about 2.5 months...
I was downstairs in his basement washing the bong out and I was chill. I was high as balls, but I was chill. My buddy comes flying down the stairs completely tweaked screaming that he's not ok. This freaked me out, but I was able to calm him down and get him upstairs to his living room.
We ordered chinese food (by some miracle I didn't make an ass of myself ordering it) and we sat down to eat. I told him that if he ate he would feel better, and I remember not being super hungry and kinda picking at my chicken and broccoli while watching him devour his order of sesame chicken, pork dumplings, and for some reason, milk.
We were on the couch in his living room watching Aziz Ansari (who is funny as shit when you're stoned) and he's still tweaking. I reached over and tried to calm him down, at which point he stands up and proceeds to vomit up the insane amount of chinese food and milk he just consumed all over the persian rug.
He throws up for a little while and I finally manage to comprehend the situation and get him into the bathroom. He finishes puking while I figure out the best course of action to get this shit off the rug before his parents find out and kill him.
It took me 2 different vacuum cleaners, a full roll of paper towels, a half bottle of seltzer, and about an hour and a half to clean up the vomit. I was stoned shitless the whole time, so 1.5 hours is kind of impressive. Eventually, the only evidence was a faint stain. My friend was completely shot, so like all good friends would do I brought him up to his room, got him to brush his teeth, change his clothes, and into bed. Then I went downstairs, smoked the rest of his weed, finished the Aziz standup, and raided his fridge. Trust me, it's what he would have wanted.
Green crack is a great strain, but you gotta know what you're getting into. THIS IS FOR SEASONED SMOKERS ONLY. We've since smoked it again together and it ended up fine, so just make sure you know what you're getting into and pace yourself when you're eating (this goes for all strains).
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I didn't exist for....at least 30 seconds to two minutes. I had physically left my body, I no longer existed as a person. my life, the beach, Whoopi Goldberg, none of that existed where I went. the only thing that brought me back down to earth, was my friend nudging me and handing me my third turn in the rotation on a still burning blunt. best experience, besides my first kiss.
review for Green crack hydrocarbon crumble. tested at 70% THC no CBD test results. very nice heavy head buzz. very euphoric. great for a morning pick me up if you can handle it. great taste, fruity with a hint of pine and skunk. consistency of the wax was awesome. color was spectacular. obtained from Urban Wellness in Albuquerque NM for $25 a half gram. well worth it. great job Urban Wellness and elevated concentrate.