Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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I am a very big lightweight. I tend to get very overwhelmed and paranoid from cannabis so I'm a very analytical about different strains. I took one hit and this strain at first was very light feeling (not much to it) THEN it hit me like a wave. I felt very heavy and started to get pretty paranoid, slurred my words, and was just plain FUCKED UP for about 10 minutes lol then a second level clicked in that was just pure euphoria, giggles, relaxation, and a sense of just pure joy. My exhaustion turned into enjoyment and I just couldn't stop talking with my fiancé' and her family in such a happy manner. The come down was as smooth and calming as having sex in a field of clouds. Very great strain. Only reason I gave it a 4 out of 5 is because of the first 10 minute paranoia and confusion (because I don't like that shit lol) but that's just me. Enjoy.
This strain is both therapeutic and FUN! I suffer from depression, anxiety, nausea, appetite loss and fatigue. Before trying it I felt like chores could wait 1 more day. About 4 hits and 10 minutes later, WOWZEE! Green Crack changed the pace of time as my mind wandered around the world in what felt like hours but was really only about 20 minutes. Normally stuff like that would freak me out/trigger anxiety. But instead it kept me present enough to remember why that was happening. So I sat back in my chair, took some slow deep breaths and just let it happen. It was a very enjoyable and exciting experience for me to be able to just take a few minutes to get out from under the weight of life and enjoy a thrill and chill ride except of course it was in my head instead of at a theme park. About 20 minutes later, I felt like I wanted to enjoy more of this later without having to worry about chores. They got done without hesitation at that point. Finally the hunger and thirst came along. Before I began using weed to help with my appetite loss, I was wasting away and struggling to consume around 400 calories per day. Today with the help of Green Crack, I have comfortably consumed around 1,000 calories. The only slight down sides are that it makes me cough more than I’d like and my palms get sweaty at first. It’s uncomfortable but temporary and manageable at the same time. Other than that, I think this is one of my favorite “any time of day on a day off” kind of strains. Again... fun and life-saving!
This strain was a super surprise to me. I was skeptical about purchasing due to not usually liking the strains with energizing properties. This is an excellent strain for all smokers of any preference I believe. Wonderful flavor kinda skunky marker ish mango fruit that smokes really smooth.Ranking it a champion sativa strain with sour diesel and chem dawg type status but still in a league of it's own.
This is a personal favorite- it’s “get s#.+ done” weed. It also tastes great- very sweet and green. It reminds me of the excellent “green bud” we used to get in the ‘80s.
The Intellectual Stone here with my thoughts on Green Crack. This one is a Sativa dominant hybrid that I quite enjoyed. The buds were light green and fluffy with long dark orange hairs running thru them. They also were frosted with fine white hairs and crystals. Very nice. I found the buds had a sour skunky smell with a little diesel mixed in as well. The batch I smoked was 23.32% and they had an earthy musky taste to them. I found the high to be functional and energetic. It put me in a talkative mood and helped with my stress and anxiety. I would recommend this one.
Great sativa for preparing to socialize and boost charisma and also aiding in creating some structure. Honestly it’s all in the name of this strain. “Green Crack” aka cannabis crack
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Very much an energizer most weed make me tired but this one actually gave me energy, rolled a whole gram in a wood and felt the high but also felt the energy. Highly recommend 10/10.