Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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idk if its because these disposables are live resin green crack but GODDAMN.. im on the floor only after 2-3 good rips, always. would love to try the bud or concentrate tho
Green Crack packs a very energetic cerebral high. This strain would be perfect for everyday working people as well for those who suffer from Anxiety and depression. After a bowl, I automatically started cleaning and washing dishes. Lmao I felt giggly, social and ready for the day. You want to medicate while you're out and about? Well GC is the way go bro haha
Wow, I guess I understand why it's called "Green Crack" -- I am AMAZED at how motivated I feel, lol! And not just motivated -- but I actually feel like I have the ENERGY to do stuff! Nice head buzz, but not overpowering...pleasant mild body buzz...and feel happy and positive, as opposed to dreading the day ahead. An important note, this batch of Green Crack was produced by Yavapai. I had Green Crack before from a different grower that did not affect me quite the same, and that I didn't like near as well, so it's good to remember that different growers will get different results with a strain.
Good sativa. Gives a good cerebral high. Shouldn't be smoked in the evening, prior to bedtime as it battles fatigue. Good for the morning.
I was looking for a potential Adderall replacement, and if anything could replace Adderall it would be this b**** - Green Crack herself. It hits fast and hard, and you can feel your pulse thrum, but your chest feels warm and your brain feels "on". The only problem is a lot of people talked about casually smoking a full joint of it with their coffee in the morning to wake up, whereas if I take more that two tokes I end up in an anxiety coma for at least three hours. I mean, do NOT underestimate this strain! Three puffs max for me. I smoked some of this at a bus station in San Francisco once and I still don't know how I ended up on the right bus home! (plus, I wasted almost an entire credit card on vending machine snacks, so...) Lesson learned: I'd take a single hit of this is you haven't tried it yet. Beginners use with extreme caution. Or maybe I'm just a p***y, haha 😝
Green Crack is a go to Sativa! If you see it, get it. It produces a super head high. Your thoughts will race about for a good amount or time, and then relaxation will overtake you. Yet, be careful. This is a fine Sativa. She will pick you up and take you places; but if you are inclined to travel with a fair amount of anxiety and paranoia, this may be a challenge.
My Green Crack had a lovely diesel smell, with a distinctive rosemary quality. Smokability is easy and pleasing and not even a bit dull, or harsh. You can enjoy a few daytime sessions. However, be mindful that while you may just stop caring, your mind may wonder, Your colleagues will not mention how odd you appear, because what you will be explaining will be brilliant.
This strain absolutely smacks. The first time I smoked this I did all of my homework and reading for the week, cleaned my entire house, and then set up an entire savings account. Really just wonderful stuff. I'm bipolar and this shit makes it so I can function a bit more during depressive episodes.
oh. my!
tL/DR it works for my ADHD!!
the first time I tried this strain, years ago, I was also medicated by doctors and taking adderall. it made me so damn squirrelly I couldn't stand myself.
I haven't been on adderall for over a year and wow this strain works for me like that did. I think I found the right strain finally! I am decluttering, putting things away! not just moving things around!
my mind is clear and focused, I sat down to write this review and am now getting back up to continue. for those of us with executive functioning disorder, this means so much! cheers!!