Green Crack reviews

After a bunch of stale, improperly cured, seedy stuff, the introduction of this physical manifestation of a warm spring day in the form of light, sticky, strong-but-upliftingly-aromatic buds into my life has reinvigorated my ever-present appreciation for greenery. Do recommend for those who like their highs cerebral and euphoric. Even with a pronounced anxiety disorder, this stuff doesn't seem to cause nervousness at all besides maybe some standard paranoia in public. Pro tip: hit this stuff then hit your favorite local all-you-can-eat buffet, you won't regret it (but your toilet might be upset the next day). Dry mouth is a thing. Keep water on hand. Small price to pay for an excellent smoke. Peace and happy smoking, friends!

My favorite daytime strain so far. I was incredibly nervous to try a Sativa strain, as my first experience (I don't know which strain, it was one of those mystery strain "energy" vapor cartriges) left me hearing voices and literally fighting an urge to jump out my second story bedroom window. 😱 So it was with great trepidation I ordered Green Crack, after reading reviews and finding no anxiety mentioned . It turned out to be just what I needed! A strain that helps me actually want to get up and do things, and takes away my pain so that I can get up and do those things. I didn't find myself feeling "high" at all, in fact I felt a bit like the "old me" before I became terminally ill. This strain is a Godsend for medical use. Relieves symptoms wonderfully while also clear-headed and energizing. Went back and bought a full ounce! 😎

this bud is strong...2 tokes'll do ya! this is a happy, but focused energetic buzz

A good sativa strain after work: I stay relaxed, but active; I'm in a good mood and productive. It's not so powerful, more smooth (I expected it hits me harder) My opinion: it's the perfect strain for beginners.

I was looking for a potential Adderall replacement, and if anything could replace Adderall it would be this b**** - Green Crack herself. It hits fast and hard, and you can feel your pulse thrum, but your chest feels warm and your brain feels "on". The only problem is a lot of people talked about casually smoking a full joint of it with their coffee in the morning to wake up, whereas if I take more that two tokes I end up in an anxiety coma for at least three hours. I mean, do NOT underestimate this strain! Three puffs max for me. I smoked some of this at a bus station in San Francisco once and I still don't know how I ended up on the right bus home! (plus, I wasted almost an entire credit card on vending machine snacks, so...) Lesson learned: I'd take a single hit of this is you haven't tried it yet. Beginners use with extreme caution. Or maybe I'm just a p***y, haha 😝

Absolutely love! I really enjoy that green crack gives me so much energy but doesn’t give me anxiety! It’s especially nice because I cannot consume caffeine. I also think the name is funny. I think it’s funny to tell my bf we’re gonna smoke crack and him just rolling his eyes 🤣🤣 amazing strain!

A great midday pick me up to get me refocused and ready for the afternoon. This can help to organize the constant stream of anxious thoughts and provide clarity

seeing as how this was my first introduction to official West Coast medicinal marijuana it will always hold a place in my heart Appearance:8/10 the batch that I smoked was healthy medium sized squatty but densely packed looking buds the color was sort of a neon forest green with Garfield orange hairs very exotic to my young pupils at the time Smell&Taste:8.5/10 the smell in the jar and part of the inhale was very citrusy with just a hint of chemical i e lemon Windex with slight ammonia the smell in the air after exhale was very warm earthy almost Woody with lemon undertones Effects:7.5/10 I'll be completely honest with you it was my first time smoking loud(lab tested mmj that is) so I cough my brains out but after the initial Spacey rushy head change that was almost narcotic in nature (was not a fan of that) I just became euphorically happy and energized very chatty all my problems became intrinsically worthless then right in the middle of my anxiety and worry free social Love Fest that good old friend Andy Arousal set in and let me tell you fellas my old lady at the time was very much in the same position I was that definitely was a added bonus with this strain Overall:8/10 despite the funky name and less-than-stellar head change that would give Tyrone Biggums wet dreams GC won me over with its stereotypical West Coast sativa looks versatile industrial lemon and earthy flavors medical and recreational consumers alike will appreciate it's energy inducing anxiety melting conversation promoting effects couples will appreciate that the bond isn't the only thing couples will appreciate that the bong isn't going to be the only thing getting fired up that night😜