Krypto Chronic reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Krypto Chronic.
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Two hits in and already amazed by how strong but mellow it makes me feel. I feel couch locked and just vibing. No complaints!
April 29, 2023
Now I see what Dr. Dre & snoop be talking about 😎🔥‼️
Super dank papaya smell upon opening. The buds are fluffy, but dense, and the hits are just 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Slow burner, so you don't have to worry about your bowl smoking away while you're distracted, but for rollups I'd be weary. Haven't tried it like that yet so if I can I'll try and update y'all later. Lots of nice resin seepage, and the flavor once lit is complex and indescribable in my current condition 😂😂
Awesome strain. Deliciously fragrant and complex aroma. Tastes like a fine English pipe tobacco if you can believe me. Definitely a nighttime bud: you will get couch-locked and the munchies. Prefect before a dinner meal or while watching a show with snacks in hand. Very good for my shoulder pain. You’ll sleep like log if you have it close to bedtime.
Brand: Old Pal Flower
Incredible production here from Old Pal. Beautiful big buds that provide a deep, earthy, and sweet smell. Expect the strain to fill the room. This strain vapes smoothly and has a pleasant taste with a happy, relaxed high. Anxiety reducer!!!
Bought some cake cart disposables of this particular strain and im just fucking locked in the couch lmao
Picked some up from Trulieve in Oviedo, FL recently.. this strain is ⛽️⛽️. Talk about the perfect mellow Indica buzz. Dank and sticky nugs lend to HUGE hits that will have you throwing up that “West Side”. This one was from Alien Labs which is always a can’t miss grower.
Highly reccomend trying this strain if you haven't gotten a chance to. First puff I felt anxiety decrease, about halfway through the joint I felt the effects in my eyes and my stress of the day was completely gone. The body high was super strong but not to the point of a couch-lock. The Alien cookies in the genetics are what I felt the most of, my pain went away and I felt like doing nothing but smile and laugh.