Lemonder reviews

T'was the night before Christmas / And I wanna get stoned / 'cept I'm all outta greenbud / you could say I was boned! Then I heard a sound / and it got me all a-tingle / it was that jolly old man / Motherfucking Kris Kringle! Santy Claus brought me / a sack fulla dank / "Lemonder," he called it / and that bag hella stank. It smelled quite like lemons / It smelled like Pine-Sol / and after I blazed that whole eighth / it smell like nothing at all! The high came on mighty / burly and strong / and that high stay with me / damn near all the night long. Then morning came / and Santa was gone / but he left me some papers / and a giant blue bong! / He left me one more thing / right there in my home / a note that said, "Share the love!" / So I give you this poem!

smooth, mellow, relaxed high without losing consciousness! Smell and flavor are delightful and inviting.

Smell is like pledge and pinesol, but softer and with a hint of that dank from the o.g. Hits incredibly smooth with a mild aftertaste similar to the smell. All in all a great example of this strain grown by Seattle's Private Reserve!

**was told it was pink lemonade and lavender. ... Seattle private reserve? ? might need double check

Most recent batch at Diego Pellicer had a Terp Total of 4.85%.. This strain is starting to creep into my top 5, just like the high 15 minutes after a nice bong rip. Nothing comes close if you're looking for a bud that smells lemony or citrusy and tastes just the same... Get the word out, this strain is legit!! Check out Diego Pellicer while they still have it.

AMAZING . One of the best smelling flowers I've ever encountered. Really awesome mellow but uplifting effects. Had some to celebrate the halfway of a big hike in the mountains, the guys at the dispensary said this is the best weed in the state right now and I agree!

I love this strain. smoke it once and you're hooked this flys out of my shop, super sticky, super creeper weed. I will always buy this when we get it lavender with og kush

I am SO happy that a budtender at my local dispensary recommended this strain to me. I smoke mainly to relax and to get relief from anxiety. I generally favor sativa-dominant hybrids... if there is too much indica, I become anxious about how "numb" my body starts to feel. Anyway, I initially wasn't sure what to think of this interesting mix of strains. I wasn't "in love" with it, but I would say I was "in like" with Lemonder. I certainly wasn't bored with it. It wasn't "too stoney" for me, as indica-heavy strains can sometimes be. And, it was so incredibly uplifting. The euphoria was lovely. And my head felt "clear", so clear that I could do work, interface with others in a perfectly "normal" manner...the only difference being that my ever-present anxiety wasn't coloring my interactions with others or just making me feel awful...I feel like anxiety cannot touch me with this strain. And it is on the more expensive side, but a little goes a long way. After working my way through about 2 grams of it, I decided this. Pros: the high is very "balanced" between head high and body high, and the euphoria is very pronounced. Very little of a "stoney" feeling. Ability to function at a high level is very good. But this strain really shines when it comes to doing mundane tasks, such as cleaning house or folding laundry. Turn on your favorite television show or radio program and have a wonderful evening of doing housework. Or eating your favorite snacks. Or doing, well, anything. This is a lovely little strain that "goes along" with just about any activity. It also is a longer-lasting high (2-3 hours ). Cons: It can be on the harsher side when smoking flower. I had several coughing fits, and I am a daily pot smoker. That is the only downside that I can see, and it isn't bad enough to keep me away from strain that will remain in my repertoire for long time. Highly recommend, especially for anxiety sufferers.